Our Pirates Story!

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack,

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched everyone's

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched everyone's legs

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched everyone's legs. Oompa

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched everyone's legs. Oompa dove

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched everyone's legs. Oompa dove maniacally

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched everyone's legs. Oompa dove maniacally over

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and fall on top of Ferb with Phineas who turned around and accidentally tripped Jack. So Jack blamed Ichy for biting Owen and that was taken the wrong way by Owen, who started to squeeze Ichy and made him shriek in pain, angering Phineas who in turn smacked Owen on the forehead, but instead accidentally puncturing the eyes of the chicken on the Black Pearl. Jack stripped off his own pants and everyone there stared at his boxers, their eyes popping out of their heads and falling into the ocean. Then, since everyone was blind except for Jack, they ran around and stomped on stone crabs that pinched everyone's legs. Oompa dove maniacally over Ichy's