Why John Constantine could beat Superman
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[*]He is cooler
[*]He is a magician (Superman sucks his own balls when it comes to magic)
[*]He could make him drink holy water (cause Supeman is the devil. He would totally drink it and don't notice and then explode from the inside and scream and stuff)
[*]He is cooler
[*]He is British
[*]He can't and won't die (cause them devils need him alive...which is just totally hilarious)
[*]He smokes Silk Cuts
and finally
[*]He is cooler
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Thoughts?
Who actually thinks Superman would win? It's not that he wouldn't win, he simply can not win.
Like it or not, Constantine is in the top 10 most powerful...humans in D.C and Marvel. He is a prep-man, but even without it, his powers can come directly from Lucifer himself (the real lucifer never needed JC. Only a guy who said he was lucifer). He was so powerful that the writers had no trouble trying to convince people he was the son of god.
With prep, J.C can pretty much bring about the end of the universe. Without prep, the best you can do if your Superman is hope you can hit him and fly away to another galaxy. Even then, he'd find him.
A cool fact about John is that when he was 8, he banished all illogical and naive thinking from his mind with a spell. He's now unable to think with pure emotion, he can only think in logic, which is why he's such a dick and impossible to scare.
Originally posted by great_dane
flash sends jc through the timestream, till he reaches the endof time. viabrates through superman, and makes fun of the shitty movie jc was in
before he even thought of heating the air, flash would have sent him through a diff. dimension. superman and flash is not even a match. even though for some odd reason a few of you think im a flash fanboy, you all know superman would get shitted on by flash. as for jc, flash reacts faster than he moves, while feeling his muscles tighten up, he'd either get a few couple thousand imps in, or heat touch, and give him some heat.(lets just say 7000 degrees in a picosecond
