Why John Constantine could beat Superman

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
I agree.
Especially the part where John is a magician and that Clark sucks his own balls.

WATCH YOUR !@#$%^& MOUTH, BOY!

The thread title should be Why John Constantine should not be able to beat Superman. Because there are quite a few reasons.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
I agree.
Especially the part where John is a magician and that Clark sucks his own balls.

I agree

Originally posted by Galan007

Its probably Flash's greatest feat to date....

It's up there but no comparison at all to Human race. Now THAT IS Bullshit

Originally posted by long pig
But seriously, as long as Constantine is under direct protection from Lucifer, he can't be beaten. The best anyone under god can hope for is a stalemate.

o_O ????

John isn't under "direct protection from Lucifer". he was under protection from the triumverate (which did NOT include Lucifer at the time). After that feat the First of the Fallen (who I think you are confusing with lucifer when in fact he is the exponged conscience of the Presence) gave up his hold on hell and any claim to thr trone and stopped caring about if the Presence won or not and STILL came after John. He tried to take him 3 times after than.

I made this thread. Good times.