Three men are in an orgy. During it, the doorbell rings. One guy puts on a rope and goes to the door. "Don't continue without me." he says. So, when he comes back, he sees white all over the wall. "I said don't continue without me!" he says. One of the guys that was still in the room said "We didn't! I farted!"
When my friend told me that, I flipped out. That is the nastiest and most vile joke ever.
I hope Yo Momma jokes count.
Yo momma's such a **** that her farts are white.
Yo momma's so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.
Yo momma's like Mcdonalds: Cheap, fast, and greasy.
Yo momma's like a liquid: Slippery and has many forms.
Yo momma's so ugly that she got arrested for a face crime.
Yo momma's so cold in bed that Bill Clinton had to wear an Eskimo suit.