For everyone who calls themself a Christian...

Started by Imperial_Samura21 pages

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Umm what?

His name is Christian and because that is his name, and he calls himself that, as does everyone else, he is a Christian...

I'll let him know about this new phenomenon and his religion change!

Hehehehe. 😆

That was quite good.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Umm what?

His name is Christian and because that is his name, and he calls himself that, as does everyone else, he is a Christian...

I'll let him know about this new phenomenon and his religion change!


I'm changing my name to Polly Theist now.

I'm like Polly Pocket, only blasphemous!

Originally posted by usagi_yojimbo
Judging from the lack of a response - I'm assuming that he is either frantically researching/looking for this evidence..and will provide it to you within the next several days(could be weeks, possibly months..maybe even years.) -- or the other scenario could be of course that there isn't any.

And he'll provide it by linking to nonsensical things.

Originally posted by PVS
not entirely. do not forget the abiding of the 10 commandments. repentance is not as simple as consciously knowing you're a sinner and using that as a 'get out of jail free' card. repentance is truly repenting for your sin, as opposed to just saying "im sowwy" and everything is ok.

im sure you know this, but others dont. and that is the unfortunate folly of many christians, the denial that with true repentance comes a vow to do everything within one's power to avoid the same sin.

also, a 'personal' relationship with christ has a one-way dialogue, so those who are deluded can determine whatever they wish about what christ expects of them (see dubya...or JIA). just food for thought.

:edit: what im saying is that christianity's strongest selling points are also its achilles heel, imho

Yeah...
but the Holy Spirit is there to guide you in the way... so you'll know what's right and wrong.. and there is the bible... and older Christians(older in Faith) that could help.

ten commandments: gotta admit the hardest part is not being jealous and obeying mom and dad.. 😄

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
How is it different ? What makes your conviction that God is with you any more valid than my convictions that Biblical God doesn't exist ?

tough one mate.

let me think....

faith. 😄
faith that He exists.

(gotta admit this is tough one. if i think of a better answer, though i think faith is my real answer.... *shrugs*

sorry.. that was supposed to be *along the way* not 'in the way'...

btw, just gotta say this.

ouch PVS!

though i agree, i was struck by what you said.

true repentance comes a vow to do everything within one's power to avoid the same sin.

ouch!

true, the word of God is really a two-edged sword.

yeah, well i didnt say that out of any assumption of you. i just find it funny how certain 'pious' people commit such tremendous sins (well, lets be blunt: criminal acts) and then put on a spectacle of crying and begging for forgiveness, only to sit right back atop their high horse and judge others as going to hell.

reminds me of an old joke (not very funny, but true):

guy dies and goes to heaven, and saint peter is giving him a tour of the place. all kinds of beautiful sights, except for on big area with walls on all four sides.
the man gets curious about the obscure structure and asks st. peter what it is.
saint peter replies "oh thats where we keep the evangelicals". when the man asks "uhh, why?" saint peter replies "because if they see everyone else here they wont believe its heaven"

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
tough one mate.

let me think....

faith. 😄
faith that He exists.

(gotta admit this is tough one. if i think of a better answer, though i think faith is my real answer.... *shrugs*

Ummm....... that's not a real convincing argument 😬

Your Faith is no more valid than my own convictions.....end of story. However, if your Faith makes you happy and it works for you, then I'll leave it at that.

Originally posted by PVS
yeah, well i didnt say that out of any assumption of you. i just find it funny how certain 'pious' people commit such tremendous sins (well, lets be blunt: criminal acts) and then put on a spectacle of crying and begging for forgiveness, only to sit right back atop their high horse and judge others as going to hell.

reminds me of an old joke (not very funny, but true):

guy dies and goes to heaven, and saint peter is giving him a tour of the place. all kinds of beautiful sights, except for on big area with walls on all four sides.
the man gets curious about the obscure structure and asks st. peter what it is.
saint peter replies "oh thats where we keep the evangelicals". when the man asks "uhh, why?" saint peter replies "because if they see everyone else here they wont believe its heaven"


Wait, so how does Satan handle the liberals?

Originally posted by FeceMan
Wait, so how does Satan handle the liberals?

He doesn't. Satan doesn't exist ❌

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
He doesn't. Satan doesn't exist ❌

Aw, it's so cute that you think that.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Aw, it's so cute that you think that.

I also got over the fact that Santa doesn't exist either, same with the Tooth Fairy. But I can handle it. I'm a BIG BOY NOW ! 😄

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I'm a BIG BOY!

droolio

Originally posted by FeceMan
Wait, so how does Satan handle the liberals?

*satan stirring a giant pot of neo-con stew*
"huh? whats a liberal?"

Originally posted by FeceMan
droolio

droolio DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED !!!!

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
droolio [b]DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED !!!! [/B]

Go take a cold shower, that will help you, and us. 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Go take a cold shower, that will help you, and us. 😂

YOU MEAN LIKE A GOLDEN SHOWER ???? droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
YOU MEAN LIKE A [b]GOLDEN SHOWER ???? droolio [/B]
Are you really like this in real life??? 😕

Does your mother know?? lol

This is repression isn't it...........

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
YOU MEAN LIKE A [b]GOLDEN SHOWER ???? droolio [/B]

No, like ice water. 😱

Originally posted by debbiejo
Are you really like this in real life??? 😕

Does your mother know?? lol

This is repression isn't it...........

😆 No, not really. In person, I'm very different.

I mean, yes, I'm a very sexual guy, every1 who knoes me will get that, but im not as obnoxious in person as I am on KMC...I am also a LOT nicer in person, I appear meaner on KMC cuz i usually vent a lot here....i'd rather heat on sum1 online then hurt someone's feelings in person.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
No, like ice water. 😱

sounds KINKY droolio