Civil War Report

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Originally posted by Nikkolas

Cap: Hello Ben, Sally. I wish I could say it was a pleasure to see you but under the circumstances...

Sally: Dang... This place is six times the size of my apartment. I gotta get me some superpowers and get arrested.

Here's what Cap should have said back..

"Well maybe when you save the world countless times, defeat Hitler and are known as the most respected hero of all time you'll get a place like this."

I think we can all agree that Sally's a worthless b*tch that needs to be visited by the Purple Man....

Originally posted by Grimm22
Here's what Cap should have said back..

"Well maybe when you save the world countless times, defeat Hitler and are known as the most respected hero of all time you'll get a place like this."

Personally I think he should of followed the example of Luke Cage.

C#nt Punt FTW!

Originally posted by "V"
Personally I think he should of followed the example of Luke Cage.

C#nt Punt FTW!

QFT. 😆 Ditto on Draco's post. ✅

I'm glad Sally got into Cap's face like that. More proof that Cap is out of touch with the people he'd do anything for for.

I was also glad to see that Cap still thinks he was right, just going about it the wrong way

Originally posted by marvelprince
I'm glad Sally got into Cap's face like that. More proof that Cap is out of touch with the people he'd do anything for for.

I was also glad to see that Cap still thinks he was right, just going about it the wrong way

Hardly, he should of went Hank Pym on her. The things she stated about America weren't good things at all, why would it matter whether he knew about Paris Hilton or Myspace? 1% of the world's population has a computer (might be more or less, but a stupidly small percentage) so even less have myspace. It doesnt matter whether he watches Ugly Betty or Desperate Housewives, it doesn't make him any less of an icon.

Seriously, Sally Floyd's head needs to get crushed by She Hulk's vulva.

Originally posted by "V"
Hardly, he should of went Hank Pym on her. The things she stated about America weren't good things at all, why would it matter whether he knew about Paris Hilton or Myspace? 1% of the world's population has a computer (might be more or less, but a stupidly small percentage) so even less have myspace. It doesnt matter whether he watches Ugly Betty or Desperate Housewives, it doesn't make him any less of an icon.

Seriously, Sally Floyd's head needs to get crushed by She Hulk's vulva.

Have to agree.

I watch youtube , know people with myspaces ect ect. Does that make me american ? Hell no.

Looks like Civil War has gotten even LOWER then before.

Originally posted by marvelprince
Remember, between him and Cap Tony was the one who tried to make sure the civilians were safe.

Yeah, but that was only because it's Tony responsibility being the leading figure of the side that was under government jurisdiction. Cap physically couldn't keep civilians safe whilst underground ✅ Although he tried as shown by th newspaper article in the beginning of Civil War #3

Originally posted by "V"
Hardly, he should of went Hank Pym on her. The things she stated about America weren't good things at all, why would it matter whether he knew about Paris Hilton or Myspace? 1% of the world's population has a computer (might be more or less, but a stupidly small percentage) so even less have myspace. It doesnt matter whether he watches Ugly Betty or Desperate Housewives, it doesn't make him any less of an icon.

Seriously, Sally Floyd's head needs to get crushed by She Hulk's vulva.

Doesn't matter if those things were good or not, point was to show how out of touch he is. 1% of the worlds population has a computer, but what's the percentage like in America? Again though the point was demonstrate how out of touch Cap is. Cap is from a generation where military heroes were worshipped, this generation worships its celebrities. Cap just doesn't get it. Would you want someone to supposedly represent what you believe in who doesn't even "get" you? Does it make Cap any less American? Of course not. Does it make him an effective voice of the people? I'd say no.

Originally posted by willRules
Yeah, but that was only because it's Tony responsibility being the leading figure of the side that was under government jurisdiction. Cap physically couldn't keep civilians safe whilst underground ✅ Although he tried as shown by th newspaper article in the beginning of Civil War #3

I'm talking about the fight in Civil War 7. Cap showed no regard for collateral damage or civilians when Iron Man made it a priority to have the civilians moved.

Originally posted by "V"
Hardly, he should of went Hank Pym on her. The things she stated about America weren't good things at all, why would it matter whether he knew about Paris Hilton or Myspace? 1% of the world's population has a computer (might be more or less, but a stupidly small percentage) so even less have myspace. It doesnt matter whether he watches Ugly Betty or Desperate Housewives, it doesn't make him any less of an icon.

Seriously, Sally Floyd's head needs to get crushed by She Hulk's vulva.

I dont agree with this. You dont need a computer to know about Paris Hilton or MySpace. Paris Hilton is on the news pretty much on a daily basis. MySpace has also been on the news constantly due to the sexual predators and also pretty much every american teenager is hooked on MySpace and they are constantly talking about it. Im on Caps side but Sally had a very valid point. If he was Captain China or Captain "other place" he might have an excuse but living in america, he has no excuse. He should know about this things at some level. The only thing he might have an excuse about is YouTube, I dont see Cap sitting in front of a pc looking at silly videos.

Originally posted by marvelprince
Doesn't matter if those things were good or not, point was to show how out of touch he is. 1% of the worlds population has a computer, but what's the percentage like in America? Again though the point was demonstrate how out of touch Cap is. Cap is from a generation where military heroes were worshipped, this generation worships its celebrities. Cap just doesn't get it. Would you want someone to supposedly represent what you believe in who doesn't even "get" you? Does it make Cap any less American? Of course not. Does it make him an effective voice of the people? I'd say no.

Well it could be argued that the reason why hes out of touch is because Paris Hilton is crap and scheming your way to the top is immoral. Thats why Cap is a superhero and they are just civilians.

It seems to me Caps knows about the stuff that matters and what matters is morality and justice not....Paris Hilton.

Originally posted by marvelprince
I'm talking about the fight in Civil War 7. Cap showed no regard for collateral damage or civilians when Iron Man made it a priority to have the civilians moved.

To be fair though, Iron-man could rely on shield agents to help out, which is shown in the issue ✅ Cap had no such luxury, and whilst I agree he was wrong in putting lives in danger, I understand his reasoning behind it considering the fact he was at a disadvantage without government aid ✅

Tony certainly put lives in danger by attacking Atlanteans and threatening world war.

I apologise fr the double post

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
I dont agree with this. You dont need a computer to know about Paris Hilton or MySpace. Paris Hilton is on the news pretty much on a daily basis. MySpace has also been on the news constantly due to the sexual predators and also pretty much every american teenager is hooked on MySpace and they are constantly talking about it. Im on Caps side but Sally had a very valid point. If he was Captain China or Captain "other place" he might have an excuse but living in america, he has no excuse. He should know about this things at some level. The only thing he might have an excuse about is YouTube, I dont see Cap sitting in front of a pc looking at silly videos.

Well couldn't it be argued that Cap doesn't know about this things for good reason, like instead of watching tv he is saving the planet from destruction, or a more logical argument is that if Cap considers himself to have a good set of scruples then he needs to distance himself and not conform with these aspects of society that could constitute as immoral.

Basically, knowing about myspace, Paris Hilton might be popular American concerns but in terms of morality, if Cap doesn't consider them important his popularity is a small price to pay for his beliefs ✅

Where Cap went wrong in civil War 7 was how he enforced his beliefs ✅

Originally posted by willRules

Where Cap went wrong in civil War 7 was how he enforced his beliefs ✅
I believe what went wrong in 7 was a misrepresentation of the character.
Just like in an earlier issue, I think Punisher was sort of misrepresented as well.

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
I dont agree with this. You dont need a computer to know about Paris Hilton or MySpace. Paris Hilton is on the news pretty much on a daily basis. MySpace has also been on the news constantly due to the sexual predators and also pretty much every american teenager is hooked on MySpace and they are constantly talking about it. Im on Caps side but Sally had a very valid point. If he was Captain China or Captain "other place" he might have an excuse but living in america, he has no excuse. He should know about this things at some level. The only thing he might have an excuse about is YouTube, I dont see Cap sitting in front of a pc looking at silly videos.

Paris Hilton is irelavant, almost counter productive. Why would anyone even care if they knew about her or not? Would you think less of a person who didn't know about Paris Hilton? No. Would you think less of a living legend, a war veteran who is practically what.. 70 years old because he didnt know about Paris Hilton? I think what Sally said was despicable to be honest, it's spitting in the face of older generations and more honest ones at that.

Steve comes from a more hard working generation, where America sacrificed alot more and their nation wasn't brinking on extremely dangerous levels of obesity or obsessed with celebrities. Would you go up to an old man and berate him for being set in his ways? No you really wouldn't, Captain America is still set in his 1940's mindset, maybe he is. But if anything that is a good thing because he hasnt been corrupted by the culture and pure idiocy of MU America.

616 modern America is something to aspire to? Wrong, they swallow everything and anything they have been told. Despite the fact Spiderman and the X men are blatantly forces for good what do they do? they attempt to drive them out, they do not appreciate them. They sit there and let mass murderers and rapists protect them (ie New Thunderbolts). In my eyes they have got too dependent on the superheroe's, too arrogant and confident they will always be there for them.

It's shown pretty well in Civil War, as soon as a pact of Super Heroes stop fighting for what the masses think is right they are deemed "evil" or in the wrong. Or any new team that doesn't have press conferences and fight off Galactus, like the Runaways for example are seen as a menace and tried to be forced to be split up.

If it came down to be Tony Stark, modern and representing today's Marvel America or Steve Rogers, conserving the Marvel America of the past.. then guess what? Unsuprisingly I would choose Rogers, Every single time.

Just because he doesn't indulge in the same hobbies as them or have a computer or even watch the same television programs, doesnt mean that he doesn't understand what is right and wrong. I think that he more than anyone has a better understanding of morals and democracy, seeing as he fought for it for years and has more life experience than any Myspace addict.

In summary, Sally Floyd needs to be kicked in the vulva. That is all.

Originally posted by "V"
Paris Hilton is irelavant, almost counter productive. Why would anyone even care if they knew about her or not? Would you think less of a person who didn't know about Paris Hilton? No. Would you think less of a living legend, a war veteran who is practically what.. 70 years old because he didnt know about Paris Hilton? I think what Sally said was despicable to be honest, it's spitting in the face of older generations and more honest ones at that.

Steve comes from a more hard working generation, where America sacrificed alot more and their nation wasn't brinking on extremely dangerous levels of obesity or obsessed with celebrities. Would you go up to an old man and berate him for being set in his ways? No you really wouldn't, Captain America is still set in his 1940's mindset, maybe he is. But if anything that is a good thing because he hasnt been corrupted by the culture and pure idiocy of MU America.

616 modern America is something to aspire to? Wrong, they swallow everything and anything they have been told. Despite the fact Spiderman and the X men are blatantly forces for good what do they do? they attempt to drive them out, they do not appreciate them. They sit there and let mass murderers and rapists protect them (ie New Thunderbolts). In my eyes they have got too dependent on the superheroe's, too arrogant and confident they will always be there for them.

It's shown pretty well in Civil War, as soon as a pact of Super Heroes stop fighting for what the masses think is right they are deemed "evil" or in the wrong. Or any new team that doesn't have press conferences and fight off Galactus, like the Runaways for example are seen as a menace and tried to be forced to be split up.

If it came down to be Tony Stark, modern and representing today's Marvel America or Steve Rogers, conserving the Marvel America of the past.. then guess what? Unsuprisingly I would choose Rogers, Every single time.

Just because he doesn't indulge in the same hobbies as them or have a computer or even watch the same television programs, doesnt mean that he doesn't understand what is right and wrong. I think that he more than anyone has a better understanding of morals and democracy, seeing as he fought for it for years and has more life experience than any Myspace addict.

In summary, Sally Floyd needs to be kicked in the vulva. That is all.

Quote for ****ing truth. 👆 I'll gladly co-sign all of that. Rogers has saved the world god knows how many times, hell, even other heroes like Spiderman idolize him. He's the american ideal personified. How dare this ***** denegrate and scourge him? They should be so lucky to have someone like this as an american. Marvel Earth has gone to hell, and that's why I'm ignoring almost everything having to do with Marvel Earth until the people realize just how wrong they were and kiss Steve's ass to save them again. Hmmm, when is World War Hulk again? Cause I'm really starting to believe the idea of this whole thing being a good excuse to bring back Rogers and bring Stark's initiative crashing down on his head. 😈 I may not like the Hulk wank fest it's going to be, but if Hulk can bring back Captain America and beat down America for it's stupidity (and hopefully put Tony in traction or kill him 😈 ) then by all means, Wank the green bastich. 👆

Originally posted by "V"
Paris Hilton is irelavant, almost counter productive. Why would anyone even care if they knew about her or not? Would you think less of a person who didn't know about Paris Hilton? No. Would you think less of a living legend, a war veteran who is practically what.. 70 years old because he didnt know about Paris Hilton? I think what Sally said was despicable to be honest, it's spitting in the face of older generations and more honest ones at that.

Steve comes from a more hard working generation, where America sacrificed alot more and their nation wasn't brinking on extremely dangerous levels of obesity or obsessed with celebrities. Would you go up to an old man and berate him for being set in his ways? No you really wouldn't, Captain America is still set in his 1940's mindset, maybe he is. But if anything that is a good thing because he hasnt been corrupted by the culture and pure idiocy of MU America.

616 modern America is something to aspire to? Wrong, they swallow everything and anything they have been told. Despite the fact Spiderman and the X men are blatantly forces for good what do they do? they attempt to drive them out, they do not appreciate them. They sit there and let mass murderers and rapists protect them (ie New Thunderbolts). In my eyes they have got too dependent on the superheroe's, too arrogant and confident they will always be there for them.

It's shown pretty well in Civil War, as soon as a pact of Super Heroes stop fighting for what the masses think is right they are deemed "evil" or in the wrong. Or any new team that doesn't have press conferences and fight off Galactus, like the Runaways for example are seen as a menace and tried to be forced to be split up.

If it came down to be Tony Stark, modern and representing today's Marvel America or Steve Rogers, conserving the Marvel America of the past.. then guess what? Unsuprisingly I would choose Rogers, Every single time.

Just because he doesn't indulge in the same hobbies as them or have a computer or even watch the same television programs, doesnt mean that he doesn't understand what is right and wrong. I think that he more than anyone has a better understanding of morals and democracy, seeing as he fought for it for years and has more life experience than any Myspace addict.

In summary, Sally Floyd needs to be kicked in the vulva. That is all.

I for one give a rats ass about Paris Hilton, she needs to be kicked in the vulva! Wheres Luke Cage when u need him. I agree about what u said about Cap but he doesnt need to vave a MySpace account or watch a crappy Paris Hilton movie, those are things that are constantly on the news/newspapers which at the very least he should be aware of, thats all im saying.

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
but he doesnt need to vave a MySpace account or watch a crappy Paris Hilton movie, those are things that are constantly on the news/newspapers which at the very least he should be aware of, thats all im saying.

Umm why? 😮

Sorry, but I don't understand why Cap needs to be aware of them? If this is what America truly represents these days, it's no wonder one of the most powerful nations on the planet is a point of ridicule amongst most other countries 🙁

Originally posted by "V"
Paris Hilton is irelavant, almost counter productive. Why would anyone even care if they knew about her or not? Would you think less of a person who didn't know about Paris Hilton? No. Would you think less of a living legend, a war veteran who is practically what.. 70 years old because he didnt know about Paris Hilton? I think what Sally said was despicable to be honest, it's spitting in the face of older generations and more honest ones at that.

Steve comes from a more hard working generation, where America sacrificed alot more and their nation wasn't brinking on extremely dangerous levels of obesity or obsessed with celebrities. Would you go up to an old man and berate him for being set in his ways? No you really wouldn't, Captain America is still set in his 1940's mindset, maybe he is. But if anything that is a good thing because he hasnt been corrupted by the culture and pure idiocy of MU America.

616 modern America is something to aspire to? Wrong, they swallow everything and anything they have been told. Despite the fact Spiderman and the X men are blatantly forces for good what do they do? they attempt to drive them out, they do not appreciate them. They sit there and let mass murderers and rapists protect them (ie New Thunderbolts). In my eyes they have got too dependent on the superheroe's, too arrogant and confident they will always be there for them.

It's shown pretty well in Civil War, as soon as a pact of Super Heroes stop fighting for what the masses think is right they are deemed "evil" or in the wrong. Or any new team that doesn't have press conferences and fight off Galactus, like the Runaways for example are seen as a menace and tried to be forced to be split up.

If it came down to be Tony Stark, modern and representing today's Marvel America or Steve Rogers, conserving the Marvel America of the past.. then guess what? Unsuprisingly I would choose Rogers, Every single time.

Just because he doesn't indulge in the same hobbies as them or have a computer or even watch the same television programs, doesnt mean that he doesn't understand what is right and wrong. I think that he more than anyone has a better understanding of morals and democracy, seeing as he fought for it for years and has more life experience than any Myspace addict.

In summary, Sally Floyd needs to be kicked in the vulva. That is all.

Exactly. When she gets to become a superhero then she can get to complain about heroes protecting her, stupid bit*h.