God Vs Satan
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IT'S GOD VS SATAN ! NO HOLDS BARRED !
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THE CONTEST IS AS FOLLOWS:
WHO IS MORE EVIL ?
1) GOD- BACKGROUND INFORMATION:
Occupation: Creator of Heaven, Hell, and Earth
Aliases: Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah
Sex: Male
Children: Jesus Christ, Human Race
Minions: Moses, Noah, Muhammed, Abraham, Jesus, Mother Teresa, Pat Robertson, Goerge Bush, Osama Bin Ladin, all Popes, all current Churches, most European rulers, Emporer Constantine, Jerry Falwell, Christian Childrens Fund, Red Cross
Crimes: Banishment, Genocide, Mass Murder, slaughter of babies, conspiracy to send all non-beleivers to eternal torture.
Description:
-Created the Garden of Eden, cast out Adam and Eve because they ate a fruit
- destroyed the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha, killing hundreds of men, women, and children.
-KILLED OFF 99.9% OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION BY CASTING THE GREAT FLOOD, DURING THE TIME OF NOAH'S ARK- includes men, women, children, and animals****
-MURDERED BABIES- DURING THE TIME OF MOSES, GOD SENT THE ANGEL OF DEATH TO SLAUGHTER THE FIRST BORN SONS OF EGYPT...THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS ! YOUNG BABIES INCLUDED ! INNOCENT YOUNG BOYS AS WELL....
-Sends those who do not beleive/obey/follow his word, to Eternal Torment- Hell
2)SATANBACKGROUND INFORMATION
Occupation: Fallen Archangel
Aliases: Lucifer, Deciever, Prince of Darkness, Tempter, Serpant
Sex: Male
Children: Atheists, Homosexuals, and all other Anti-Christs
Minions: Beezelbub, Satanists, Luciferians, Marylin Manson, * possibly the majority of Christian churches, Republicans, Liberals...
Crimes: Told Eve to go eat a fruit, told Jesus Christ not to get tortured, invades human minds and tells them not to beleive in God or to do what God wouldn't have them do, convinced a fleet of angels to challenge God, refused to bow down to mankind, plotted numerous times to have mankind fall, makes people gay, and makes women have abortions...
RULES:
Decide who is the Greater Tyrant based on thier actions. Any input from the Torah, Missing Gospels, Quran, or any other parts of the Bible unmentioned is welcome.
LET THE FIGHT BEGIN ! 😈