God Vs Satan

Started by finti4 pages

by the time when they sober up Im already looking for new prey ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Satans powerlevel is awfully high.

Originally posted by Emperor Ashtar
Satans powerlevel is awfully high.
That's because Satan is really Jesus.

Only when he's super saiyan.

I believe God wins. hmm

Re: God Vs Satan

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜„ droolio
You forgot the most important smilie, ๐Ÿ˜. I would've put it between laugh and eek. Also, I would take out that second big grin.

My "Jesus Vs. Moses" was better... mhm

Re: Re: God Vs Satan

Originally posted by lord xyz
You forgot the most important smilie, ๐Ÿ˜. I would've put it between laugh and eek. Also, I would take out that second big grin.

And he should've used the "smart" smiley. ermmnone

So God is winning so far....

God is kinda old
But look at the opponent:

So, yeah, God would win...

god has a game shark on his side and a Golden Sony psp

Re: God Vs Satan

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]IT'S THE ULTAMATE MYTHOLOGICAL SHOWDOWN

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๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜„ droolio

IT'S GOD VS SATAN ! NO HOLDS BARRED !

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THE CONTEST IS AS FOLLOWS:

WHO IS MORE EVIL ?

1) GOD- BACKGROUND INFORMATION:

Occupation: Creator of Heaven, Hell, and Earth
Aliases: Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah
Sex: Male
Children: Jesus Christ, Human Race
Minions: Moses, Noah, Muhammed, Abraham, Jesus, Mother Teresa, Pat Robertson, Goerge Bush, Osama Bin Ladin, all Popes, all current Churches, most European rulers, Emporer Constantine, Jerry Falwell, Christian Childrens Fund, Red Cross

Crimes: Banishment, Genocide, Mass Murder, slaughter of babies, conspiracy to send all non-beleivers to eternal torture.

Description:

-Created the Garden of Eden, cast out Adam and Eve because they ate a fruit

- destroyed the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha, killing hundreds of men, women, and children.

-KILLED OFF 99.9% OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION BY CASTING THE GREAT FLOOD, DURING THE TIME OF NOAH'S ARK- includes men, women, children, and animals****

-MURDERED BABIES- DURING THE TIME OF MOSES, GOD SENT THE ANGEL OF DEATH TO SLAUGHTER THE FIRST BORN SONS OF EGYPT...THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS ! YOUNG BABIES INCLUDED ! INNOCENT YOUNG BOYS AS WELL....

-Sends those who do not beleive/obey/follow his word, to Eternal Torment- Hell

2)SATANBACKGROUND INFORMATION

Occupation: Fallen Archangel
Aliases: Lucifer, Deciever, Prince of Darkness, Tempter, Serpant
Sex: Male
Children: Atheists, Homosexuals, and all other Anti-Christs
Minions: Beezelbub, Satanists, Luciferians, Marylin Manson, * possibly the majority of Christian churches, Republicans, Liberals...

Crimes: Told Eve to go eat a fruit, told Jesus Christ not to get tortured, invades human minds and tells them not to beleive in God or to do what God wouldn't have them do, convinced a fleet of angels to challenge God, refused to bow down to mankind, plotted numerous times to have mankind fall, makes people gay, and makes women have abortions...

RULES:

Decide who is the Greater Tyrant based on thier actions. Any input from the Torah, Missing Gospels, Quran, or any other parts of the Bible unmentioned is welcome.

LET THE FIGHT BEGIN ! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ [/B]

Why hasn't anyone killed you yet? One would think...

Re: Re: God Vs Satan

Originally posted by Scythe
Why hasn't anyone killed you yet? One would think...
๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
God is kinda old
But look at the opponent:

So, yeah, God would win...

Oh, that would actually be close.

The real question is Holy Spirit vs Jesus (Jesus gets a handgun with 4 bullets)

GOd
GODS OF WAR!!!

Holy spirit gets to use energy ballz

Originally posted by finti
he also created sin so man could be sent into damnation into the hand s of the opponent of this omnipotent god thingie, to be honest what a moron of a god.............and what does that tell us about this gods followers?
Reason is because he gives us the tools to the right path. If we use these tools the wrong way doing bad things and against the commandments, you are sinning. I dont think God is a moron at all. I belive in god and know why he does things and he does them with reason. I just explained why. If there was no such thing as sin, we would not learn. We know the right thing to do. And you are going to bash the followers?

Originally posted by finti
actually the Norse version of Ragnarok is way cooler, at least the gods there didnt create their nemeses

God doesn't have a nemisis...

Gornack would whup both their asses!