God Vs Satan

Started by Dusty4 pages
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Gornack would whup both their asses!

But then estrogen would kill Gornack.

FTW Goku is stronger than both fusioned together!

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
FTW Goku is stronger than both fusioned together!

God v. Satan, eh? This can only be decided by...the Supreme Court!

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There should be a religion VS. forum... ermm

I really think it would be like Jesus fighting Satan and the battleground is Earth and in the process of fighting they kill everything and blow up the earth and then God would come and they would go like"Holy Shit! Dad's home!" ANd God would be all like"What have you kids been up to?"

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
I really think it would be like Jesus fighting Satan and the battleground is Earth and in the process of fighting they kill everything and blow up the earth and then God would come and they would go like"Holy Shit! Dad's home!" ANd God would be all like"What have you kids been up to?"
Yeah, and then we would bring in the military and kill Jesus again completely wasting our chance for salvation because we thought he was a hippie on crack who could blow shit up...

Exactly! We should e writing the new new testament!

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Exactly! We should e writing the new new testament!
Meanwhile, we believed that satan was jesus because he gave mist $4

hey thomas.

that was off topic and spammy! i like u!

Originally posted by Vaporstream
hey thomas.
OMG! either you're a stalker, or its Margeret ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by JacopeX
Reason is because he gives us the tools to the right path. If we use these tools the wrong way doing bad things and against the commandments, you are sinning. I dont think God is a moron at all. I belive in god and know why he does things and he does them with reason. I just explained why. If there was no such thing as sin, we would not learn. We know the right thing to do. And you are going to bash the followers?

That wasn't so much an explanation as a rambling, inane statement that you have an explanation. If ou can bash a liberal or a conservative, you can definitely bash a religion, given that there is no actual argument or evidence supporting God and plenty denying his existence.

Originally posted by Great the Vraya
There should be a religion VS. forum... ermm

lmfao ๐Ÿ˜‚

but my opinion= they start fighting, then Chuck Norris jumps in and kills both

Satan's power level is OVER NINE THOOUUUSAAANND!

Originally posted by King Kandy
Satan's power level is OVER NINE THOOUUUSAAANND!

God would still pwn

Originally posted by King Kandy
Satan's power level is OVER NINE THOOUUUSAAANND!
god has the dragon balls ๐Ÿ˜

restroom?

God would smoke Satan.