The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Why was he banned?

For being a sock of Marcus (my husband)

Which he sure as **** was not.

*sigh*

Storm and Wrathful decided he was a sock of Marcus (no I don't know exactly who that is) and banned him.

Marcus... Marcus4600.

My husband, banned for... well I still don't know what for exactly. rofl. I just remembered it too sounded like horseshit. WrathfulDwarf hated him, 'nuff said.

*goes away before I get too angry again*

Those dirty muthaF***in bastards
*Heads to basement,opens secret doorway and unveils the omega spoon,"yes Artemis my pretty,the time has come"*

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Those dirty muthaF***in bastards
*Heads to basement,opens secret doorway and unveils the omega spoon,"yes Artemis my pretty,the time has come"*

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*stares at spoon in all it's awesome ness* can i touch it?

Another sig by the man himself to wear proudly my friends:

Free Beta Ray

Originally posted by Artemis1860
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*stares at spoon in all it's awesome ness* can i touch it?

*Looks Artemis straight in the eyes*It is yours Artemis,only you have the skill and uberness to wield it.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
*Looks Artemis straight in the eyes*It is yours Artemis,only you have the skill and uberness to wield it.

*takes with a might cry of:* "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*watches Artemis Run off,phones mods* "You have pushed me into this,you dirty bastards,you have 24 hours to return Beta to us unharmed.I should remind you that with a normal spoon Artemis's kill rating is 2345 people a minute,equipped with the omega spoon though....lets just say that that becomes a secondly rate."

*begins the massacre, but spares Digi as he is the one mod that I trust and is trying to help with the situation, i think*

Originally posted by Artemis1860
*begins the massacre, but spares Digi as he is the one mod that I trust and is trying to help with the situation, i think*

*Is astonished at Artemis's ability to overcome her bloodlust,takes Omega spoon back,kicks Digi in groin and he and Artemis go get smoothies*

Hey, digi is the only nice mod around here. lol

Originally posted by Artemis1860
Hey, digi is the only nice mod around here. lol

Yeah...but i was angry and unlike you didn't have an omega spoon to use.

I must give you my apologies, but a call has been issued and I have answered.

farewell Illuminati. *bows* Thank you dear friends.

NOOOO!!!!! we'll meet again Artemis....i shall train myself in the way of the ladle,so that we may spar upon your return

Originally posted by Martian_mind
NOOOO!!!!! we'll meet again Artemis....i shall train myself in the way of the ladle,so that we may spar upon your return

And I will begin a a global sojourn that will take me to the very edge of the universe in order to master the the ultimate utensil....

THE SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beware

Lots of drama goin round KMC today. Any Illum members in?

Only former, 😛, at least in my case.

i'm keeping tight lipped on the whole howard thing... 😮

Originally posted by Artemis1860
Only former, 😛, at least in my case.

Once an Illuminati always an Illuminati. Unless you're not, then you just suck

Originally posted by pr1983
i'm keeping tight lipped on the whole howard thing... 😮

Sounds smart