The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

Started by SpunkySmurph278 pages

Capt... I'm not in the mood right now. You want to go explain in the Elektra vs. Batman thread why Batman would lose?

If you get things rolling, I promise to give you a hand.

Sig Change! w00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00t

awesome sig.

Sup Lassie's how go ye?

Originally posted by Artemis1860
awesome sig.

Thanks. 😊

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Sup Lassie's how go ye?

In a sortofbutnotreallyandactuallyhighlyirritating word...

nmu?

I'm good.......Red Hood owns Nightwing

Jonn owns supes
Smurf owns soljer
Martian owns Digi

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I'm good.......Red Hood owns Nightwing

Jonn owns supes
Smurf owns soljer
Martian owns Digi

How almost-perfectly true. 😖hifty:

i know........you don't have a chance against Soljer..

Seriously why open yourself up to that

I guess i could ask your girlfriend the same question

😛 😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
i know........you don't have a chance against Soljer..

Seriously why open yourself up to that

I guess i could ask your girlfriend the same question

😛 😛

I mentally called the Soljer comment. It was too obvious.
However, I didnt think you would mention... 'her'. 🙁

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I mentally called the Soljer comment. It was too obvious.
However, I didnt think you would mention... 'her'. 🙁

Sorry i didn't think lowblows would matter

...what with your testicles being in "her" trophy case.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Sorry i didn't think lowblows would matter

...what with your testicles being in "her" trophy case.

If by "her", you mean your wife/gf/favourite mistress, and by testicles you mean testicles, and by trophy case you mean... vin

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then I'm getting enough low blows anyways. 31

I think a Low Blow to smurf would be interesting...it would take three women,One to hold the magnifying class,another the tweezers and the third to use a mini-vacuum.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I think a Low Blow to smurf would be interesting...it would take three women,One to hold the magnifying class,another the tweezers and the third to use a mini-vacuum.
No, not for most smurfs. I can understand you not knowing very well, seeing as the only expierience you'd have would be a morphed martian... and they aren't used to genitals of any substantial size.

But I can assure you its quite different. You need three girls, but for an entirley different reason. vin

The other two are friends who lure the girl you want over to you and then hold her down whilst you do your business?

I figured thats how you roll 😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
The other two are friends who lure the girl you want over to you and then hold her down whilst you do your business?

I figured thats how you roll 😛

Absolutley right.

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Except for everything that you said besides "business" 31

So youy use Hookers?Fair enough 😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
So youy use Hookers?Fair enough 😛

Only when I can afford it.

Your wife/gf/favourite mistress charges quite a bit. ermm

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Only when I can afford it.

Your wife/gf/favourite mistress charges quite a bit. ermm

So she should...

I've done everything for that skankalucard

Originally posted by Entity
Did Mace really beat Sideous thou or did Palpatine allow it to look that way as part of his deception and seduction of the young Anakin?

mace won the actual fight fair and square imo, but once anakin showed up, palps really played possum to gain sympathy...

as for rankings...

in lightsaber skills, mace>yoda>dooku

in force use? yoda>>>>pretty much everyone bar palps...

imo proven by the fact that yoda blocked force lightning with his bare hands, and was even able to turn it back on palps...

and hi everyone...

Originally posted by pr1983
mace won the actual fight fair and square imo, but once anakin showed up, palps really played possum to gain sympathy...

as for rankings...

in lightsaber skills, mace>yoda>dooku

in force use? yoda>>>>pretty much everyone bar palps...

imo proven by the fact that yoda blocked force lightning with his bare hands, and was even able to turn it back on palps...

and hi everyone...

Hi

Originally posted by Martian_mind
So she should...

I've done everything for that skankalucard

But she is great though. I especially love when she ... my ... You know. That thing she does with her .... an then she ... extension cord .... fire extinguisher ... episcopalian.