The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

Originally posted by marvelprince
Torch is definitely over the limit imo.

Oh I thought it was against the rules to NOT make a sex joke when you wasn't here

mhm

Oh, I always get that mixed up. Then am I in trouble for not making fun of that weird genital rash you have when you weren't around...? ermmnone

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph

Oh, I always get that mixed up. Then am I in trouble for not making fun of that weird genital rash you have when you weren't around...? ermmnone

Why were you inspecting his genitals?

Is it some creepy Illuminati ritual?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why were you inspecting his genitals?

Is it some creepy Illuminati ritual?

srug

That was just back from his flamboyantly-homosexual-nudist days. Since then he got a glimpse of mine, and, suddenly, got this weird inferiority complex... ermm

Don't act too dissapointed though... there IS an initiation ceremony, that you'll be going through, not too soon... 😖hifty:

Well,thats what Smurph told MP

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
srug

That was just back from his flamboyantly-homosexual-nudist days. Since then he got a glimpse of mine, and, suddenly, got this weird inferiority complex... ermm

Don't act too dissapointed though... there IS an initiation ceremony, that you'll be going through, not too soon... 😖hifty:

seehearspeak

So, moving on from MP's sexual disfunctions...

My expert sluething skills have uncovered this latest post in our rival wannabe's thread:

Originally posted by Redatom65
this thread is the best there is. yes my friends, soon we overthrow the Illuminati. soooon. K looking to make the banner soon.

So Smurf as it seems you and i are the warriors of this group,when shall the pwnage ensue?

Depends how many people are involved in the tourney... hmm

Darth Goober and C-Master both seem like obvious choices for tourney participants.

Then I'd vote for me, Soljer, Capt or you.

It depends.Do we have to argue using the characters we represent?

If so i would so be a good choice.

Yeah, so would Soljer.

Which brings me to another point:

I'm switching characters

To who?

Nathan Dayspring Askani'son Summers

Better known as...

Cable?

*pees on Spunky's favorite fern*

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Cable?

Good boy. You can have a cookie. And throw out Trickster's fern that we stole. Some imbecile just urinated on it.

*incinerates the cookie*
*incinerates the plant*

*incinerate's sym*

oops.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
*incinerate's sym*

oops.

Just a hologram 😛

Ah,good,the illuminati will always need it's favourite towel boy.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Ah,good,the illuminati will always need it's favourite towel boy.

Racist.

I also happen to be a doctor, a techincal expert and a competent linguist.