The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

Started by SpunkySmurph278 pages

Originally posted by marvelprince
Hey no need to tell Smurph that he has no purpose in the grand scheme of things.

Best to let him figure it out on his own

Intriguing.

Of course, we all know YOUR purpose, MP.

Says the parasite who was sucked off gods toilet bowel and flushed down to earth....

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Says the parasite who was sucked off gods toilet bowel and flushed down to earth....
I guess that's why I hang around you. You know what they say about always looking better by comparison...

That comment was directed at MP in your defence,you just came in first.

Oh well,according to the girls,you always come first 😗

Originally posted by Martian_mind
That comment was directed at MP in your defence,you just came in first.

Oh well,according to the girls,you [b]always come first 😗 [/B]

Aww blush2

Well, then, I'll retract what I said, and won't tell you that those same girls are the ones that reject you for not lasting out.

Hey,it's not my fault if Digi's slept around so much he's as loose as Domino 😬

And yet, when you're willing to go for Soljer...

Dude,I just go with Soljer because she did a favour for me onetime,I could go the distance if she just wore the paperbag,i mean,her face is such a turn off....

I thought we're supposed to judge by what's on the inside, not the outside.

Of course, then Soljer's still screwed, but I'm just sayin...

I've been on the inside,and trust me....oh how would you describe it...have you ever stuck a finger into a beanbag?

No, sticking my finger in a beanbag was the NEXT thing on my to-do list, right after "wash out memories from time I looked in Martians dirty computer files"

Yeah,MP had to wash things to after looking at that as well.

Anyway,goodnight,i'm off to the land of Nod!!!

Damn you.

It's only 8:24 AM here, and time to sleep over there?

Obviously something is wrong with that picture.

I thought we all agreed that something was wrong with Martian in general

Oh, riiiiiiiiiight.

I guess it was just my wishful thinking then, that something would be normal. 🙁

Shame on you. You've gone away and now are expecting miracles to happen

Shazaam!

Thats the batte cry folks. WHY AREN'T YOU ASSEMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Oh, riiiiiiiiiight.

I guess it was just my wishful thinking then, that something would be normal. 🙁

your all martian and trickster have talked about since your absence

Huh?

What is this you speak of?

while you were gone they wouldn't shut up about you...