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Of course.

Whenever nobody else will accept someone for being a whore, there's always Marvel Prince. laughcry

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Of course.

Whenever nobody else will accept someone for being a whore, there's always Marvel Prince. laughcry

From your tone i guess your speaking first-hand laughcry

...though i guarantee you weren't MP's first hand/...

Oh, believe me, he never used his first hand...

Wait, what? laughcry

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I wouldn't touch Pr's sloppy seconds with a ten-foot pole.

thats why i avoid Batdude like the plague....though i think by now Batdude is basically the forums mediocre millionth or something...

if you'd seen some of the women i'd had, i doubt you'd resist... 😛

and then there's smurf... but let's not talk about that shall we... xmarksthespot would go bat-shit crazy... 😄

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Oh, believe me, he never used his first hand...

Wait, what? laughcry

I heard that his hand actually has an idnentation in it from all the "first hand" experience laughcry

Originally posted by pr1983
if you'd seen some of the women i'd had, i doubt you'd resist... 😛

and then there's smurf... but let's not talk about that shall we... xmarksthespot would go bat-shit crazy... 😄

Xmarks is ok now. Just took a few zaps of the ol' collar...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I heard that his hand actually has an idnentation in it from all the "first hand" experience laughcry

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Hey, don't point fingers. He said he liked it rough laughcry

theres a line between rough and potentially fatl smurf laughcry

Originally posted by Martian_mind
theres a line between rough and potentially fatl smurf laughcry

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yeah, but he said he had thrown that line away after instance between you, him and the fire hydrant... laughcry

What,i was walking down the street and saw him doing something with the hydrant,he knocked lose a screw,and a blast of water nearly trook of his appendage..

Originally posted by Martian_mind
What,i was walking down the street and saw him doing something with the hydrant,he knocked lose a screw,and a blast of water nearly trook of his appendage..

Unless, it was that appendage, of course.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So why did you start applying agressive mouth-to-mouth? And was it neccessary to remove all his lower clothing if it was just an appendage?

Unless, it was [b]that appendage, of course. [/B]

Indeed it was that appendage

Twenty two minutes to say that?

I think Trickster's rubbing off on you.

Nay,i was bathing,and then had to clean the house as i got the day off...

Twenty two minutes to bath and clean?

You're a fast bather... so you must still be dirty.

Trickster's rubbing off on you.

(Another good reason to bathe extra hard...)

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Twenty two minutes to bath and clean?

You're a fast bather... so you must still be dirty.

Trickster's rubbing off on you.

(Another good reason to bathe extra hard...)

To get Trickster off i'd have to clean more then the guy from Gattaca...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
To get Trickster off i'd have to clean more then the guy from Gattaca...

I couldn't help but think how much it would hurt to try and get rid of all your loose skin cells every day...

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I watched that yesterday!

I couldn't help but think how much it would hurt to try and get rid of all your loose skin cells every day...

Jeremy Morrow>>>>>Cap.

You mean Jude Law or the other guy?

Cause Jeremy-Jude would pwn him.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
You mean Jude Law or the other guy?

Cause Jeremy-Jude would pwn him.

I mean the one who could feel things from the waste down.