The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

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Entity Illuminati Founder

Originally posted by primetiva
baking brownies
Yea and its about time you got your ass over here and made me some. 😛

SpunkySmurph tu quoqumber

Captain Jack Sparrow vs. King Aragorn

Swordfight, who wins?

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
FTW

For the purpose of discussion...

I disagree!

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Well Aragorn has a lot more experience and he's got Elven wisdom/training.

darthgoober Senior Member

Hey people, how's it going?

Entity Illuminati Founder

Originally posted by Entity
Strider was cool as shit but Sparrow made that whole damn series.

Sparrow FTW!

Doin better Darth how bout yourself?

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Well Aragorn has a lot more experience and he's got Elven wisdom/training.
Spoiler:
Jack stalemated Davy Jones, while standing on the mast of a ship that was circling a maelstrom in a storm.
Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned
Spoiler:
Aragorn with his old sword would hand Jack his ass on a stick,as his sword would be light enough to manouver and would still be capable of snapping Jacks blade.Aragorn with big ass sword would lose due to manouverability issues.
GGS Senior Member

But Jack has very skewed morals he'd win via cheating. Aragon is too by the book swordfighting wise.

Entity Illuminati Founder

Man whatever happened to all my pimps and that hoe primetiva that use to chill here none stop?

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If we're the pimps, does that make you the whore?

Entity Illuminati Founder

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
If we're the pimps, does that make you the whore?
Oh I am the Pimp master. Founder of the pimp's Illuminati. The pimpinest brothel on the net. 😛

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"pimpinest brothel"? ermmnone

Tha C-Master Zitz! Rash! Pimple!

Sup' Illuminati! 😎

Entity Illuminati Founder

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
"pimpinest brothel"? ermmnone
you know your lovin it. 😛

Not much C, still wait around the house cause of this damned knee.
How bout yourself?

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Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Sup' Illuminati! 😎
Currently occupied with loving my sig. No, not in the literal sense.

You?

Tha C-Master Zitz! Rash! Pimple!

Busy as usual, but checking in.

Something happened to your knee?

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Originally posted by Entity
you know your lovin it. 😛
I didn't know we were a brothel... I thought this cashflow was you being generous...

Entity Illuminati Founder

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I didn't know we were a brothel... I thought this cashflow was you being generous...
Oh really? Well it was and all that was just me kidding, and as of right now I am not so generous anymore. ermmgrin

And yea C, I broke my knee cap 3 weeks ago tomorrow. Had surgery one week ago today.

Entity Illuminati Founder

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Tony made me laught so hard I cried by the end. Funny as hell.