your comebacks

what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Neither are funny or creative. You fail life.

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass

"That's what Hitler said."

Works well as a comeback in many situations.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
not creative. You fail life.

^ what your girlfriend said in bed to you

Originally posted by K73SK
^ what your girlfriend said in bed to you

You must realize, I'm an intelligent human being, unlike you. I realize that to make a comeback good, it must be creative, funny, and partially true. Currently, I have no girlfriend, and even if I had one at the moment, I'm 14 years old, and am smart enough to realize that having sex would be a stupid decision.

And you edit quotes, and post mangled, mispelled garbage in reply to said edited quotes, which is the third reason in this thread alone that proves you fail.

Try harder, or commit suicide.

My friend: You have no friends!
Me: Even THAT's better than you!

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: You have no friends!
Me: Even THAT's better than you!

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"That's what Hitler said."

Works well as a comeback in many situations.

Originally posted by K73SK
^ what your girlfriend said in bed to you

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Once again, not creative or funny. You fail.

You must realize, I'm an intelligent human being, unlike you. I realize that to make a comeback good, it must be creative, funny, and partially true. Currently, I have no girlfriend, and even if I had one at the moment, I'm 14 years old, and am smart enough to realize that having sex would be a stupid decision.

And you edit quotes, and post mangled, mispelled garbage in reply to said edited quotes, which is the third reason in this thread alone that proves you fail.

Try harder, or commit suicide.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Once again, not creative or funny. You fail.

You must realize, I'm an intelligent human being, unlike you. I realize that to make a comeback good, it must be creative, funny, and partially true. Currently, I have no girlfriend, and even if I had one at the moment, I'm 14 years old, and am smart enough to realize that having sex would be a stupid decision.

And you edit quotes, and post mangled, mispelled garbage in reply to said edited quotes, which is the third reason in this thread alone that proves you fail.

Try harder, or commit suicide.

2.) I edited it to have it make sense, because either way, "not creative" is basically part of what you said. Intelligence is needed for you to understand that much english isn't it?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Barely chuckle worthy. D+

That grading comeback was weak like a pensioner's urethral sphincter.

i think the worst comeback, by far is the 'your mom'

Originally posted by KILLA420
i think the worst comeback, by far is the 'your mom'

Originally posted by §P0oONY
That grading comeback was weak like a pensioner's urethral sphincter.

Originally posted by K73SK
1.) I forgot you were "king of kings" and needed the men only, sorry to forget girlfriends don't come into mind with you.

2.) I edited it to have it make sense, because either way, "not creative" is basically part of what you said. Intelligence is needed for you to understand that much english isn't it?

Originally posted by K73SK
1.) I forgot you were "king of kings" and needed the men only, sorry to forget girlfriends don't come into mind with you.

His name meaning that he is the king of all of the kings.

You like these gay jokes don't you, feeling insecure?

My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi.

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass

Out of curiostiy, where did all these idiots come from? hte only smart people in this thread are myself, Spoony, and Bigbran.

Originally posted by K73SK
yeah, it's over 15 years isn't it? lol

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Treu. French spellinng. I went there. I forgot that you're a freaking retard who doesn't realize who he's messing with.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi.