your comebacks

Started by TheKingofKINGS!6 pages

Originally posted by KILLA420
yeah dude, i hate when people say it

let's make a poll of who woould win

Um...no. Polls about that shit are for retards who suck at life.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi.

That doesn't even work. Not as well as in other contexts at least.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"That's what Hitler said."

Works well as a comeback in many situations.

Hey, you said that to me once, tricky little bastard... I knew Hitler didn't really say that.

Random person: I Hate you!
You: Go tell someone that cares.

ermm

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
My friend: Go f*ck a rhino!
Me: That reminds me-Tell your mom I said hi.

lol 😂
Originally posted by bigbran
You do realize that kings weren't homosexual, don't you?

His name meaning that he is the king of all of the kings.

You like these gay jokes don't you, feeling insecure?


then.the kings turned to incest, thus starting......... The Plague

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Out of curiostiy, where did all these idiots come from? hte only smart people in this thread are myself, Spoony, and Bigbran.

did you forget me? and everyone else here?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Treu. French spellinng. I went there. I forgot that you're a freaking retard who doesn't realize who he's messing with.
he acts like a queen, so it's hard to wait for a real comeback from him. i mean other people defending someone else isn't truly their strength, it's the one who's defending. so you really have no resemblance to all this.

Originally posted by K73SK
what's the funniest come back you have given to someone?

i've had many funny ones but here's one i did today and it thought it'd be nice to make a thread about it..

i was playing a game online, with a headset talking to this guy. his names doody.

doody : OH WE'RE OWNING YOUR TEAM!
me : shut up, you peice of doody
doody : upset?
me : shush, you're a peice of doody with small penis
doody : you're just mad because we're owning you
me : oh you maybe owning me in the game, but atleast i'm not the one /w small penis & incapable of owning the women

here's one i made in 6th grade....

cody : YOU WERE BORN IN A TRASH CAN!
me : better then my dads ass

Oh, I got one:

The best cumback you ever got is from yourself... 😐

*After a Yo Momma battle*
My friend: You made fun of my momma! I'm gonna tear you apart!
Me: You should be lucky, 'cause that's not ALL I did to her!

Originally posted by KILLA420
lol 😂

then.the kings turned to incest, thus starting......... The Plague

did you forget me? and everyone else here?

No. I didn't.
Originally posted by K73SK
he acts like a queen, so it's hard to wait for a real comeback from him. i mean other people defending someone else isn't truly their strength, it's the one who's defending. so you really have no resemblance to all this.
You aren't worthy of my shittiest comeback.

Originally posted by KILLA420

then.the kings turned to incest, thus starting......... The Plague
Still doesn't equate into being a homosexual.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
That doesn't even work. Not as well as in other contexts at least.

I love that you're the only one who thinks that.

"Someone who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot."

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I love that you're the only one who thinks that.

That's because the average IQ of the people in this thread is 3.... KoK and I are the only one's with an ounce of intelligence.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
That's because the average IQ of the people in this thread is 3.... KoK and I are the only one's with an ounce of intelligence.
😱

Originally posted by §P0oONY
That's because the average IQ of the people in this thread is 3.... KoK and I are the only one's with an ounce of intelligence.

And he said it was good.

Originally posted by bigbran
Still doesn't equate into being a homosexual.

right. thats why i didnt say that they were homosexual...😐
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I love that you're the only one who thinks that.

it actually was mother****ing hilarious

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
And he said it was good.

No one's perfect... (Except me of course)

Originally posted by Destiny_Desire
"Someone who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot."

wow 😂
Originally posted by §P0oONY
That's because the average IQ of the people in this thread is 3.... KoK and I are the only one's with an ounce of intelligence.

then why post in this thread?

Originally posted by KILLA420
right. thats why i didnt say that they were homosexual...😐
But, you responded to the post, in which I said that Kings weren't homosexual.

*After a Yo Momma Battle, some random girl walked up to me and said this.*

Some Random Girl: Shut up, you nasty retard. Your Yo Mommas make no sense, ****. Go kill yourself before I do it for you, you stupid whore.
Me: .....I love you too.