your comebacks

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§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by KILLA420
wow 😂

then why post in this thread?


Because you'd all have forgotten how to breath without my supervision.

KILLA420 The Acid Test Awaits....

Originally posted by bigbran
But, you responded to the post, in which I said that Kings weren't homosexual.

i was just adding information, sorry, im taking a class on kings from the middle ages, just got enthusiastic about actually USING the information for something
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
*After a Yo Momma Battle, some random girl walked up to me and said this.*

Some Random Girl: Shut up, you nasty retard. Your Yo Mommas make no sense, ****. Go kill yourself before I do it for you, you stupid whore.
Me: .....I love you too.


lol

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

I don't need comebacks. I just shut them the f*ck up with a sledge hammer to the face.

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls.

TheKingofKINGS! Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls.
And that's why people want to beat the shit out of you. Your annoying, less-than-clever jokes.

KILLA420 The Acid Test Awaits....

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls.

that was funny

bigbran Dead

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls.
You couldn't even beat you're wiener, let alone a girl! 😂

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

To KoK: He was actually my friend, and we were kidding. Moron.

TheKingofKINGS! Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To KoK: He was actually my friend, and we were kidding. Moron.
To Ultraman: I thought you didn't read any of my posts. Liar.

Ultraman Baltan Restricted
Originally posted by bigbran
You couldn't even beat you're wiener, let alone a girl! 😂

At least I have one! 😂

bigbran Dead

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
At least I have one! 😂
I used to say that in grade 1! 😂

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

To KoK: Never said I didn't. Liar.

§P0oONY Senior Member
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To KoK: He was actually my friend, and we were kidding. Moron.

Wait! Hang on a second..... 😕

You have a friend?

KILLA420 The Acid Test Awaits....

Originally posted by bigbran
You couldn't even beat you're wiener, let alone a girl! 😂

why do you guys insist on bashing ultraman, and the rest of us on this thread?

Ultraman Baltan Restricted
Originally posted by bigbran
I used to say that in grade 1! 😂

Then you're a liar! 😂

K73SK Senior Member

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Some jerk: I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Let's go *****!
Me: Sorry, but I don't hit girls.
yeah i heard that comeback first come out i think a few years ago, it was hilarious. it's not commonly used today. but atleast it's not like overated mom jokes

bigbran Dead

Originally posted by KILLA420
why do you guys insist on bashing ultraman, and the rest of us on this thread?
Have I bashed you?

bigbran Dead

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Then you're a liar! 😂
OK, sorry, grade 2! 😂

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Wait! Hang on a second..... 😕

You have a friend?

Yes. And unlike you, I also have friends that are GIRLS. You know, the ones you always blow your luck with?

Ultraman Baltan Restricted
Originally posted by bigbran
OK, sorry, grade 2! 😂

Either way, you NEED one to make that joke first! 😂