Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX! · The Off-Topic Forum

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Bardock42
This works out so well.
Reported.

😂 😂

Oh shut up, or I'll poke you with my sharp stick while you're not looking.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
😂 😂
Oh shut up, or I'll poke you with my sharp stick while you're not looking.

Well, that was smart.

Now he's going to follow you around like a horny yak for the rest of your life. 👆

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
😂 😂
Oh shut up, or I'll poke you with my sharp stick while you're not looking.

I get it, cause I'm German. Racist.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Bardock42
I get it, cause I'm German. Racist.

😂

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Only back then, you didn't get arrested quite as often. 🙂
😂

You'd be surprised 🙁

Imagine me coming out of solitary 10 years later and finding out communism was gone, the borders were opened, and we had changed the flag.

It was all so shocking, my second testicle dropped cry

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, that was smart.
Now he's going to follow you around like a horny yak for the rest of your life. 👆

Them yaks always get the better of me when they sneak up on me while I'm asleep 🙁

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Bardock42
I get it, cause I'm German. Racist.

anybody who has people in their country selling hotdogs and calling them "bangers" deserves to be hated 😠

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
anybody who has people in their country selling hotdogs and calling them "bangers" deserves to be hated 😠

Agreed. I don't understand the connection.

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Bardock42
Agreed. I don't understand the connection.

I went to Berlin about four or five years ago and they were selling hot dogs around the zoo calling them "bangers" 😐

The disturbing part is that they were really good...

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I went to Berlin about four or five years ago and they were selling hot dogs around the zoo calling them "bangers" 😐
The disturbing part is that they were really good...

Of course, they are made o....we are not supposed to tell.

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course, they are made o....we are not supposed to tell.

Oh God wait.....Scott...moose...zoo.....hot dogs....bangers.... 😐

THEY'RE MADE OUT OF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh God wait.....Scott...moose...zoo.....hot dogs....bangers.... 😐
THEY'RE MADE OUT OF SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mhm If you'd take the time to get to know me, you'd realize there is so much more to me than sex......

Speaking of which, you are totally hot. Shall we?

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
mhm If you'd take the time to get to know me, you'd realize there is so much more to me than sex......
Speaking of which, you are totally hot. Shall we?

If by "so much more to you" you mean "I been hurting people with my lovin' since I learned how to tie my shoes" then yes, I believe you.

Pffft....you're a dirty, STD infected skank.

My place or yours? flirt1

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
If by "so much more to you" you mean "I been hurting people with my lovin' since I learned how to tie my shoes" then yes, I believe you.
Pffft....you're a dirty, STD infected skank.
My place or yours? flirt1

That's precisely what I mean. You do understand me. cry

So all that talk about you being my 'soul mate' was more than just you trying to bed me.....😍

My place is being fumigated, and yours doesn't have a dungeon...so, neutral field?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Yo, folks, I can offer my "secret garden of sexual pleasure which is oftentimes denied in this mad world". Cause I like you. Clean it up afterwards though. Deal?

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yo, folks, I can offer my "secret garden of sexual pleasure which is oftentimes denied in this mad world". Cause I like you. Clean it up afterwards though. Deal?

Does it have a Garden view or does it face Auschwitz?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Does it have a Garden view or does it face Auschwitz?

Well, I don't want to lie, you can see the chimneys. But, hey, we apologized, should be enough, don't you think?

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I don't want to lie, you can see the chimneys. But, hey, we apologized, should be enough, don't you think?

Good enough for me. 👆

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good enough for me. 👆

Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
My place is being fumigated

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
does it face Auschwitz?

Originally posted by Bardock42
you can see the chimneys.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here 😂 😆 😂