whats worse: Incest Or Rape

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how would one go about obtaining a dead body?

Work in a cemetery?

its agianst the law to unearth a dead body.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
its agianst the law to unearth a dead body.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is also against the law to have sex with a dead body, so the unearthing should be the least of your troubles.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is also against the law to have sex with a dead body, so the unearthing should be the least of your troubles.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Especially considering the diseases.

AIDS you mean? No, no, that comes from living people. I wonder though, are there any studies supporting the "so many diseases ... everyone will die if just one person ever looks at a dead body in lust" claim? Or is it just a slightly increased risk? Also, why shouldn't they (singular obviously, hehe) be able to use protection?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, if a guy just gets a girlfriend, he wouldnt have to do this. hmmmmm.........yeah, i just realized something.

The thing is not that they can't get a girlfriend (though they might not be able cause I think you have to be freaking weird to **** dead bodies), but they might prefer the corpse.

We all have weird things to do with sex, it's normal.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is also against the law to have sex with a dead body, so the unearthing should be the least of your troubles.

against grave robbery? i think you're mistaken on that one

Originally posted by PVS
against grave robbery? i think you're mistaken on that one

I think he meant against sleeping with a corpse. Which is possible. i don't know the US laws. Nor the German for that matter.

Originally posted by PVS
against grave robbery? i think you're mistaken on that one

oh, my bad. i got bardocks point backwards.

then again bardock never really has a point does he?

Then you have what? about 3 to 7 days to **** the corpse? Probably for the best, wouldn't want it to rot.

Originally posted by PVS
oh, my bad. i got bardocks point backwards.

then again bardock never really has a point does he?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Yes, but he makes it so subtle it's hard to tell what he's really trying to say, so we just luagh at his jokes.

aaaahahahahaha-shut up

Originally posted by Fishy
Then you have what? about 3 to 7 days to **** the corpse? Probably for the best, wouldn't want it to rot.

I take it you have never seen a 3+ day old corpse, not a pretty picture considering that about 2-3 hours after death the body starts relaxing and blood, urine and feces all come pouring out.

Originally posted by Robtard
I take it you have never seen a 3+ day old corpse, not a pretty picture considering that about 2-3 hours after death the body starts relaxing and blood, urine and feces all come pouring out.

Then who the hell would want to **** a corpse? That''s even grosser then it was before..

Originally posted by Robtard
I take it you have never seen a 3+ day old corpse, not a pretty picture considering that about 2-3 hours after death the body starts relaxing and blood, urine and feces all come pouring out.

Originally posted by Fishy
Then who the hell would want to **** a corpse? That''s even grosser then it was before..

Is illegal in the UK.

more proof that you british are too uptight