Originally posted by Lana
😂 I gotta admit, if I ever get a job as a waitress, I'd probably do the same thing.That's because your boobs are awesome.
Originally posted by silver_tears
I plan on the "leaning forward while subtly pushing the breasts together and upwards while sliding the drink forward across the counter." hmm
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
as are yours, my dearI go in for the kill when Im serving in the theater. The tables are lower in there, so i'd have to lean over anyway to put down plates and drinks, I just makes sure certain people get certain views
Haha, that's awesome.
Originally posted by silver_tears
These suckers are brilliant aren't they?
I feel no shame abusing them in such a way evillaugh
If you've got it, flaunt it!
Momo knows how often I like to wear low-cut tops 😛
I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.
Anyways, tips are based on the performance of the server (besides our slaves make more money over here anyways)
Originally posted by Soleran
So maybe if a guy stuffed a sock down his crotch and shoved it in the faces of girls as he served drinks he might get some extra tips as well, maybe!I so want to be a male server if thats true! 😖mart:
Highest tips I ever gave was a.) this guy who was in uniform for the restaurant (black dress pants, white dress shirt tucked in) and he had this awesome belt on, drew the eyes right to his ass when he walked away, and it was super. doped
and b.) also uniform, same thing, black dress pants and tucked in white dress shirt, except he looked a touch ruffled (really busy time) and his shirt looked as if he just had some wild sex because it was a little disheveled and clingy to his bod, well that just led to dirty thoughts and such.
Both were attractive too, I mean lets be honest, the attractive ones obviously make the best money just by being flirty. No amount of peppiness or bubbliness would help some truly ugly server. 😬
Just one flirty look from the hot server and that's a guaranteed tip if they're any good.
Originally posted by silver_tears
Highest tips I ever gave was a.) this guy who was in uniform for the restaurant (black dress pants, white dress shirt tucked in) and he had this awesome belt on, drew the eyes right to his ass when he walked away, and it was super. dopedand b.) also uniform, same thing, black dress pants and tucked in white dress shirt, except he looked a touch ruffled (really busy time) and his shirt looked as if he just had some wild sex because it was a little disheveled and clingy to his bod, well that just led to dirty thoughts and such.
Both were attractive too, I mean lets be honest, the attractive ones obviously make the best money just by being flirty. No amount of peppiness or bubbliness would help some truly ugly server. 😬
Just one flirty look from the hot server and that's a guaranteed tip if they're any good.
Wow, guess I need to look for a job as a server I would crack six figures in no time then. 😄
Originally posted by Lana
If people are rude, that's their problem, and doesn't give them a right to take it out on the server. Short a few bucks, again, their problem, you should make sure you have enough to cover tip, that's like not putting tax into account. Using other methods of payment, NOT an excuse at all, because if you're paying by card there is a spot to write in a tip.So no, not excuses to not tip at all.
Well by the same regard, if you pick a shit job that relys on tipping, then its your problem. You cant just tell people to tip, and that they are wrong/bad/lazy/pricks for not doing it.
'Oh can you cough up a few extra bucks to give me, even though I've done what's required in my job and getting paid for it anyway'. If you're on minimum wage and complaining about it, get another job. Some people do, some people dont, if it was set up as Irene said where it is mentioned beforehand, at least then there is no excuse.
Originally posted by Storm
Over here, service charge is always included and tipping is not expected. It is optional, and only given as a sign of appreciation.Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Ditto, then again, servers arent on minimum wage here.
Originally posted by PandoraMomoI never understood why servers should get tipped and not people like doctors, or..firemen. You get paid minimum wage just like the baggage boys do, but they don't get tips.
As some of you know, I currently work at a restaurant/movie theater as a hostess/concierge/server.
We recently have been having some problems with our "guests". People like to forget to give tips. Seriously, that is horrible. Servers do not make very much at all hourly, and most of a servers income is from tips. I understand it is the holidays, and everyone's budgets are tight right now, but please, be considerate. If you stiff us on tips, we will remember you. If you come back another time, and stiff us again, we will really remember you, and you will get the bare miminum amount of courtesy possible.So remember, tips=happy servers and good service.
Thank you and happy holidays! 😄
But hey, whatever.
Servers do not get paid minimum wage in the US. They are paid a significant amount UNDER minimum wage.
Baggage boys do get tipped, actually.
And believe it or not, jobs are not easy to find. Which is why people get stuck working shit ones for shit pay. Because they have no choice in the matter, it's that or nothing.