The Punisher vs DC earth.

Started by Gregory23 pages

Great! He'll kill Superman "in his sleep!" Jesus christ, people, try not to be absurd fanboys.

Originally posted by pr1983
the punisher v marvel earth was really bad writing...

there are plenty of non-bulletproof in dc with huge powerlevels, frank won't take diana (once the bracelets are together nothings hitting her) or flash (wally west was once shot at by a sniper, he vibrated his molecules and the bullet passed right through him), or GL... shit, gl has a thousand different ways of doing it...

and i dont buy for one second that he'd take deathstroke...

Stick something on Doom's head, yay I win.

Originally posted by B dot Rob
Mystically enchanted kryptonic bullet threw the heart in his sleep.

What the fuck??!!

Is Frank a magician now? 🙄

I suppose if you want to make up shit now, I can do that too.

Frank'll just pull a universal destroying bomb out of his ass and blow it up that way while simultaneously surviving!!! 😱

Originally posted by jgiant
U guys think that punisher is all about guns don't u? Think outside the box, cuz that is what punisher does for a living.

oh christ... what the hell can he do against the flash? or a green lantern? or superman? or wonder woman? seriously...

Originally posted by B dot Rob
Mystically enchanted kryptonic bullet through the heart in his sleep. The mystical enchantment allows the bullet to break through the bio aura, through the skin, and the heart flesh. The kryptonite is the cherry on top.

in his sleep? he'd hear frank approach a mile away... yes, his hearing is that sensitive...

not forgetting the fact that every member of the justice league has a security system in their apartment made from kryptonian, martian and apokolyptan (mr. miracle i think sorted that) tech...

Originally posted by jgiant
Why the hell superman got dragged into this thread is beyond me...

Someone claimed that the Punisher could kill the entire DC comics universe with a years preparation.

This is like the fastest growing thread i've seen a while, at least frank is getting publicity. And yes its better than nothing.

Originally posted by batdude123
What the f[B]uck??!!

Is Frank a magician now? 🙄 [/B]

No, see, uh .. preptime.

Presumably, that's also how Punisher will know where Superman sleeps. The super-special magical preptime that Rob seems to think gives him magical powers. You think Batman fans are annoying about that? Baby, you haven't seen anything!

Originally posted by Gregory
Great! He'll kill Superman "in his sleep!" Jesus christ, people, try not to be absurd fanboys.
Nightwing. Northstar in his sleep. 🥷
Originally posted by pr1983
not forgetting the fact that every member of the justice league has a security system in their apartment made from kryptonian, martian and apokolyptan (mr. miracle i think sorted that) tech...
Forgot about that.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Stick something on Doom's head, yay I win.

i keep getting an image from that family guy episode where peter is retarded, and every word he says is greeted with a high five and a big clap...

yep, just like it...

Originally posted by Soljer
Someone claimed that the Punisher could kill the [b]entire DC comics universe with a years preparation. [/B]

bull.

Originally posted by Gregory
No, see, uh .. preptime.

Presumably, that's also how Punisher will know where Superman sleeps. The super-special magical preptime that Rob seems to think gives him magical powers. You think Batman fans are annoying about that? Baby, you haven't seen anything!

😂

Originally posted by pr1983
oh christ... what the hell can he do against the flash? or a green lantern? or superman? or wonder woman? seriously...

in his sleep? he'd hear frank approach a mile away... yes, his hearing is that sensitive...

not forgetting the fact that every member of the justice league has a security system in their apartment made from kryptonian, martian and apokolyptan (mr. miracle i think sorted that) tech...

Intersting, again why are u talking about bulletPROOF characters (mainly superman)?? Anywho, flash goes out while he is like eating his posion wheaties in the morning. About the same thing happens to gl, or maybe he just blows up the house he is sleeping in. As for ww, she gets poision gas filling her lungs for xmas.

Let's look at Superman's three most talked about fallacies.

Kryptonite
Magic
Sunlight

Why would Frank overlook such a crucial weakness? Oh and yeah Superman would hear Frank coming, but I doubt he'd even know who he was in the first place.

oh christ... what the hell can he do against the flash? or a green lantern? or superman? or wonder woman? seriously...

Flash can be gunned down in his sleep same with Lantern (unless he sleeps with the ring on which I doubt) and Wonder Woman.

Presumably, that's also how Punisher will know where Superman sleeps. The super-special magical preptime that Rob seems to think gives him magical powers. You think Batman fans are annoying about that? Baby, you haven't seen anything!

You're telling me that Frank can't find out where the most popular hero in the world sleeps in a year let alone 200? And who says Frank has to be the magician to make the enchantment. I can think of quite a few mages whom he could consult to make it for him.

Originally posted by jgiant
Intersting, again why are u talking about bulletPROOF characters?? Anywho, flash goes out while he is like eating his posion wheaties in the morning. About the same thing happens to gl, or maybe he just blows up the house he is sleeping in. As for ww, she gets poision gas filling her lungs for xmas.

Hmm.... let's see...

Flash: Flash's connection to the speedforce gives him an insane healing factor that is as fast as he is. Poison wouldn't do shit.

GL: The ring would warn him if he was about to eat poison. And an exploding house!!!! 😆 😂 hysterical2 Right, that's gonna stop a green lantern. 🙄

WW: Gas isn't fazing WW in the least bit.

Unless they all have security systems with alien tech. Oh wait... they do.

His 200 years are in the Marvel universe. He then gets transported into DC.

WW has a villain called Dr Poison.

Originally posted by jgiant
Intersting, again why are u talking about bulletPROOF characters (mainly superman)?? Anywho, flash goes out while he is like eating his posion wheaties in the morning. About the same thing happens to gl, or maybe he just blows up the house he is sleeping in. As for ww, she gets poision gas filling her lungs for xmas.

superman is the only bulletproof character i mentioned...

flash's increased metabolism helps him fight off a multitude of diseases and toxins due to his highly developed immune system...

he's going to get close enough to a gl to blow him up?

ww... right... you realise i covered all this with:

not forgetting the fact that every member of the justice league has a security system in their apartment made from kryptonian, martian and apokolyptan (mr. miracle i think sorted that) tech...

Originally posted by B dot Rob
Let's look at Superman's three most talked about fallacies.

Kryptonite
Magic
Sunlight

Why would Frank overlook such a crucial weakness? Oh and yeah Superman would hear Frank coming, but I doubt he'd even know who he was in the first place.

Flash can be gunned down in his sleep same with Lantern (unless he sleeps with the ring on which I doubt) and Wonder Woman.

You're telling me that Frank can't find out where the most popular hero in the world sleeps in a year let alone 200? And who says Frank has to be the magician to make the enchantment. I can think of quite a few mages whom he could consult to make it for him.

No, dude, just, no... seriously... no.

i'm just repeating what batdude said...

You're telling me that Frank can't find out where the most popular hero in the world sleeps in a year let alone 200?

Obviously, that is exactly what I am telling you.

Originally posted by batdude123
Hmm.... let's see...

Flash: Flash's connection to the speedforce gives him an insane healing factor that is as fast as he is. Poison wouldn't do shit.

GL: The ring would warn him if he was about to eat poison. And an exploding house!!!! 😆 😂 hysterical2 Right, that's gonna stop a green lantern. 🙄

WW: Gas isn't fazing WW in the least bit.

Ok lets feed them some stew that has small bombs in it or c4, like what frank did to hulk in confederacy of duces. Blow them up from the inside out. As for gl, how is he gunna react to a bomb blowing up from underhim when he is asleep, does the ring have a mind of its own that protects him from immediate danger. Ohh and lets blow ww from the inside out too, something that will fuk with her insides, or even nurotoxins lets attack the brain, again a million ways. As for the security, frank will hit them when they least expect it, maybe while takin a dump at ur local subway.

Originally posted by pr1983

No, dude, just, no... seriously... no.

i'm just repeating what batdude said...

Reason outside of some random poster who's only refute was

OH FRANK'S A MAGE NOW!

Pretty much saying that for now on in order to get a mystically enchanted item you're going to have to be a mage and do it yourself henceforth and forever

does the ring have a mind of its own that protects him from immediate danger.

Yes, the ring automatically protects him from danger.

Good to see you have such a firm grasp on these DC characters; otherwise it might look like you're talking out your ass about this...

Originally posted by jgiant
Ok lets feed them some stew that has small bombs in it or c4, like what frank did to hulk in confederacy of duces. Blow them up from the inside out. As for gl, how is he gunna react to a bomb blowing up from underhim when he is asleep, does the ring have a mind of its own that protects him from immediate danger. Ohh and lets blow ww from the inside out too, something that will fuk with her insides, or even nurotoxins lets attack the brain, again a million ways. As for the security, frank will hit them when they least expect it, maybe while takin a dump at ur local subway.

tell me how he gets close enough to any of them to do this...

Originally posted by B dot Rob
Reason outside of some random poster who's only refute was

OH FRANK'S A MAGE NOW!

Pretty much saying that for now on in order to get a mystically enchanted item you're going to have to be a mage and do it yourself henceforth and forever

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