Have you ever called an inanimate object a name?

I just picked up my slice of pizza to eat and a fire roasted green pepper landed on my pants, so I called it a c*nt.

like a profane name as you mentioned, or a real name?

My car's name is Margaret. And I routinely insult the soup at work

Whenever I stub my toe on something I yell "son of a b*tch!" Does that count?

Originally posted by Marxman
Whenever I stub my toe on something I yell "son of a b*tch!" Does that count?

I named my Winchester Rifle 'Linda'.

Originally posted by Strangelove
at the toe or the thing that hit your toe?

I pretty much just yell it. Not at anything in particular.

I refer to my guitar as my wife, no other man can touch her, and she lets me finger her every night.

Originally posted by Scythe
I refer to my guitar as my wife, no other man can touch her, and she lets me finger her every night.

Clever...but my Linda would your wife.

My trumpet's name is Sir Frederick II, and I refer to it not as "My tumpet", but as Frederick. My iPod's name is Sir Robin, but I don't call it that.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Clever...but my Linda would your wife.

Linda's a rifle...

Originally posted by Scythe
Linda's a rifle...

Typo..forgot to add 'beat'.

Rifle > Guitar 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just picked up my slice of pizza to eat and a fire roasted green pepper landed on my pants, so I called it a c*nt.

I once called your penis, Jeff.

Yes, I just implied that it's inanimate...

Originally posted by Naz
My trumpet's name is Sir Frederick II, and I refer to it not as "My tumpet", but as Frederick. My iPod's name is Sir Robin, but I don't call it that.

And sometimes I talk to my pencils.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Rifle > Guitar 😄

Well...DUH!

I'll give you that, but you have to admit, bashing someone over the head with a guitar sure is alot flashier then shooting them.

I hit my head against the ceiling and I called it a son of a *****.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well...DUH!

I'll give you that, but you have to admit, bashing someone over the head with a guitar sure is alot flashier then shooting them.

Bullets spill more blood than a guitar. So it's alot 'flashier'

Originally posted by Naz
And sometimes I talk to my pencils.

Originally posted by Naz
My trumpet's name is Sir Frederick II, and I refer to it not as "My tumpet", but as Frederick. My iPod's name is Sir Robin, but I don't call it that.

Originally posted by Thorinn
You're crazy.

Only mildly.

Originally posted by Naz
Only mildly.

crazy <------Naz

Originally posted by Naz
Only mildly.

*Cough* *Cough*