Have you ever called an inanimate object a name?

Started by Scythe3 pages
Originally posted by Black Dalek
Bullets spill more blood than a guitar. So it's alot 'flashier'

Apperently we have different definitions of the word "Flashier", wouldn't ya say?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just picked up my slice of pizza to eat and a fire roasted green pepper landed on my pants, so I called it a c*nt.
I often call my computer/gaming console a variety of different names when it won't work.

Originally posted by Scythe
Apperently we have different definitions of the word "Flashier", wouldn't ya say?

Agreed.

I personify inanimate objects all the time.

My car is named Twinkie the Wonder Car, and my old car was Darth Sidious.

Personifying inaminate objects is awesome.

Deak Starkiller, my third iPod. ermm

Originally posted by Lana
I personify inanimate objects all the time.

My car is named Twinkie the Wonder Car, and my old car was Darth Sidious.

Not really personifying them, as both a Twinkie and Sidious aren't really human.

Originally posted by Lana
I personify inanimate objects all the time.

My car is named Twinkie the Wonder Car, and my old car was Darth Sidious.

Let me guess.

You called your car Twinkie the Wonder Car, because it was yellow and you thought it was wonderful.

You called your old car Darth Sidious because he had black paint with white stripes and you liked SW?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Let me guess.

You called your car Twinkie the Wonder Car, because it was yellow and you thought it was wonderful.

You called your old car Darth Sidious because he had black paint with white stripes and you liked SW?

Darth Sideous had black paint and white stripe?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Darth Sideous had black paint and white stripe?

He wore black cloak and he had white skin.

I named my guitar

i just remembered that my school's grand curtain's name is Demetri, and we refer to him as such.

And I have a decorative chicken thing whose name is Belthezar.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Not really personifying them, as both a Twinkie and Sidious aren't really human.

Talking to and yelling at a car like it's alive is personifying it, though, as well as giving it a personality 😄

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Let me guess.

You called your car Twinkie the Wonder Car, because it was yellow and you thought it was wonderful.

You called your old car Darth Sidious because he had black paint with white stripes and you liked SW?

Wrong on both counts! Well, partially wrong on the second, anyway.

Twinkie got that name because one of my friends said it reminded her of those old Twinkie commercials where an animal would think some inanimate object was a Twinkie. I'm actually not sure what color the car it, it goes between silver, gold, and a mix of the two, depending on how you look at it and the light.

Darth Sidious was a beat up Ford Escort that used to be my aunt's car and was my first one, and was named as such because it was old and evil and I was convinced trying to kill me. That and I love Star Wars 😛

Originally posted by Naz
i just remembered that my school's grand curtain's name is Demetri, and we refer to him as such.

Do you talk to it too?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Do you talk to it too?

No, we don't talk to Demetri, and Demetri doesn't talk to us, we just talk about Demetri, like he was a couple of holes in him, poor dear.

I do talk to Belthezar, though.

Originally posted by Lana
Darth Sidious was a beat up Ford Escort that used to be my aunt's car and was my first one, and was named as such because it was old and evil and I was convinced trying to kill me. That and I love Star Wars 😛

That has to be the coolest thing I've ever read in a long time.

Originally posted by Naz
I do talk to Belthezar, though.

Who? 🤨

Originally posted by Legendary Thor
I named my guitar

Again, who the hell are you?

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Who? 🤨
Originally posted by Naz

And I have a decorative chicken thing whose name is Belthezar.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
He wore black cloak and he had white skin.
That was the most generic generalization in the history of ever.

Naz, did you take your medi?