Have you ever called an inanimate object a name?

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Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Black Dalek
Naz, did you take your medi?

She doesn't need too, Naz always makes sense, you just have to look at the big picture.

~Pielover~ Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Naz, did you take your medi?
Yeah, I reminded her to take her allergy pills this morning.

Black Dalek LOOK AT SIG.

This med doesn't concern allergies though...

~Pielover~ Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Black Dalek
This med doesn't concern allergies though...
I would just like to say, on the record, that you're far from funny.

Black Dalek LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I would just like to say, on the record, that you're far from funny.

Thanks for commenting, I still try though.

~Pielover~ Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Thanks for commenting, I still try though.
Don't. You're better off my way.

Black Dalek LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Don't. You're better off my way.

Not trying to be funny but do you mean' PISS OFF' or 'AVOID ME' when you say 'better off my way'?

~Pielover~ Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Not trying to be funny but do you mean' PISS OFF' or 'AVOID ME' when you say 'better off my way'?
No, I mean, "For the good of human kind, and all forms of intelligence, please stop saying/typing words, because every time you do, the average IQ of the world goes down by three points.

They're in the negatives by now."

Black Dalek LOOK AT SIG.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
No, I mean, "For the good of human kind, and all forms of intelligence, please stop saying/typing words, because every time you do, the average IQ of the world goes down by three points.

They're in the negatives by now."

Since I don't really like human kind or being intelligent(<-Open for insults), I refuse.

~Pielover~ Sock Hunter

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Since I don't really like human kind or being intelligent(<-Open for insults), I refuse.
I wasn't joking.

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Marxman
Whenever I stub my toe on something I yell "son of a b*tch!" Does that count?

😕 No

Black Dalek LOOK AT SIG.
Originally posted by ~Pielover~
I wasn't joking.

I ain't either.

kayakat Queen of sarcasm

Re: Have you ever called an inanimate object a name?

i once called my sweater Musty because i thought it was my cat
i hadn't slept in days and couldn't see straight... does that count?

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I once called your penis, Jeff.

Yes, I just implied that it's inanimate...

And yes, my middle name happens to be Jeffrey! fear

§P0oONY Senior Member
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And yes, my middle name happens to be Jeffrey! fear

Duh, I didn't steal your birth certificate for shits and giggles.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Duh, I didn't steal your birth certificate for shits and giggles.

My dad's name is Jeffrey too. 😕

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My dad's name is Jeffrey too. 😕

I think I know my own name son. ermm