Darth Bane versus Yoda

Originally posted by The Sith'ari
Ok, you guys are freaking dumb, even if there are actually statements that prove that Yoda is more powerful than Bane (there aren't), they're retconned by just observing what the characters actually do and using logic. Now Yoda's a muppet, a clown, he struggled holding something up with the force that was roughly a gazillionth of the weight of a moon, something Bane was able to pull out of orbit (that's right, he didn't just move the moon, he moved it out of its orbit, in defiance of gravity).

Who are you calling dumb? You're the one embarassing yourself yet again. Your usual excuse for facts is "no you're interpreting it wrong" or "no it's not retconned". Unfortunately for you, Sidious>Bane is a canon fact in universe and out, and Yoda=Sidious is also canon. So your argument(if you can even call it that), goes to shit as usual.
And for the gazillionth time, there is no canon source stating Bane pulled anything, so stop with your nonsense. Nobody followed your bullshit argument about it before, and nobody is going to do it now. You are a clown. 💃

Y'know Yoda's 'struggling' is entirely your own interpretation and Yoda lifted a spaceship without flinching? Oh, and Dxun and Onderon are naturally close to one another in orbit, didja forget that? Or did you forget PoD and the NEC retconned BotS? Perhaps you overlooked that actions do not retcon text, too.

Y'know Yoda's 'struggling' is entirely your own interpretation

Given the look of exertion on his face, his whole body shaking, and only just be able to stop the crane falling on Anakin and Obi-Wan, it's pretty clear...

and Yoda lifted a spaceship without flinching?

That was in ESB, his meditation on Dagaboh had obviously made him slightly stronger. But this feat still hardly compares...

Oh, and Dxun and Onderon are naturally close to one another in orbit, didja forget that?

If this is an attempt to refute my argument that Bane pulled a moon out of orbit, post it in the EU thread I made, but you still fail anyways; by BotS, the atmospheres were too far apart for Bane to travel across.

Or did you forget PoD and the NEC retconned BotS?

1. An in-universe guide can in no way retcon primary source material.
2. PoD retcons aspects of BotS, but not the entire story. BotS is still very much canon, but it's nice to see how desperate you are to downplay Bane.

Perhaps you overlooked that actions do not retcon text, too.

Why not?

I feel so bad for you Nebaris. Quit typing.

Seriously speaking, I actually did feel bad for you for a while, mainly because of the fact that you're a dumbass and can't be your own person, but then it became clear that you're just an angry old bastard, who bores everyone he talks to.

Originally posted by The Sith'ari
Seriously speaking, I actually did feel bad for you for a while, mainly because of the fact that you're a dumbass and can't be your own person, but then it became clear that you're just an angry old bastard, who's bores everyone he talks to.

Can you feel... the loooove tonight...?

🤨 lol

Originally posted by Gideon
Can you feel... the loooove tonight...?

Oh Elton John, my hero. Anyways Nebaris, continue being the laughing stock of the forum.

Originally posted by The Sith'ari
Given the look of exertion on his face, his whole body shaking, and only just be able to stop the crane falling on Anakin and Obi-Wan, it's pretty clear...

Why not?

Originally posted by The Sith'ari
Seriously speaking, I actually did feel bad for you for a while, mainly because of the fact that you're a dumbass and can't be your own person, but then it became clear that you're just an angry old bastard, who bores everyone he talks to.

Speaking of boring old bastards...

People here are actually debating over whether Bane is better than Yoda? Everyone knows he is. Bane can eat 12 pies in 3 minutes, what has Yoda ever done that even comes close to that?

I'm with Sexyback. Bane is teh Piemaster.

I agree, especially as Yoda does not have enough room in his little body for eating that much pie. He'd get halfway before exploding and covering Bane with green pie goo.

I still can't believe this fool thinks he's made some kind of argument about Bane pulling a moon from orbit. How many times must people destroy his arguments before he stops lying to himself.

I don't know, but its becoming quite humorous to actually read what BS he'll spew out next isn't it? Its like a game: can he top his previous BS post with a post even more filled with BS? I for one can never wait for the seemingly endless answer to this question.

We really should make it an official KMC program:

"Nebaris Says The Stupidest Things." Brought to you by the good folks at BanePWNAGE Inc.

Well looks like Rex finally got tired of Nebaris' nonsense and temp banned him. Way to go Rex, maybe we can have an idiot free forum for the next few days(not likely).

indeed, he should get a permanent ban

If he can't stand being away for a week, we may have to send him to KMC Rehab...

Bane easily wins this, his saber skills are too intense, and his orbalisk armour makes him almost invincible.