If you were god

Started by lord xyz20 pages

Originally posted by inimalist
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what about turning the moon into some intergalactic casino and strip joint.

That would surely make me believe. As long as there's evidence it's was done by God of course.

Orgasm would be Life ...everyone would be happy 🙂

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Orgasm would be Life ...everyone would be happy 🙂

Well I watched this program once about women who had constant orgasms because of a condition. The only way to make it stop was to finish themselves off but it would only stop for about 2minutes or less I think.

One of the women was like "If I get a cure I dont want to have another orgasm for as long as I live."

Too much of anything is bad.

If I were god I'd give everyone every magical gifts to use but only if it's used for greatness and good. I'd give everyone the ability to feel empathy for others so that they could feel what they do to another human being. I would make it crystal clear the principle of "Cause and Effect."

Oh, and everybody could fly around the sky too. Yep. (had to throw in a person childhood fantasy.)

Originally posted by debbiejo
If I were god I'd give everyone every magical gifts to use but only if it's used for greatness and good. I'd give everyone the ability to feel empathy for others so that they could feel what they do to another human being. I would make it crystal clear the principle of "Cause and Effect."

Oh, and everybody could fly around the sky too. Yep. (had to throw in a person childhood fantasy.)

So we would all be birds?

If we wanted. Well to glide around anyway. You know, like in our dreams. We all have dreams like this, right? 😕

Look at the Sig And Title

And the Powers Of The God Of Whore Would Be

Rage Of The Orgasm-Instant Attraction to Opposite sex just by looking

Rage Of the Penis-Amplifies Orgasm for both parties 10 fold

Rage of The Balls-Ability To guide or misguide sperm to the egg

Rage of the ass-Who ever look at the god's ass will make him/her horny

Rage of Buttsecks- (Gays ONLY) synchronizes Orgasm. Both gay men experience orgasm at the same time

Rage of the Olympussy (Heteros ONLY) Syncrhronizes Orgasm. Man and woman experiences orgasm at the same time.

Originally posted by SixtyNine
Look at the Sig And Title

And the Powers Of The God Of Whore Would Be

Rage Of The Orgasm-Instant Attraction to Opposite sex just by looking

Rage Of the Penis-Amplifies Orgasm for both parties 10 fold

Rage of The Balls-Ability To guide or misguide sperm to the egg

Rage of the ass-Who ever look at the god's ass will make him/her horny

Rage of Buttsecks- (Gays ONLY) synchronizes Orgasm. Both gay men experience orgasm at the same time

Rage of the Olympussy (Heteros ONLY) Syncrhronizes Orgasm. Man and woman experiences orgasm at the same time.

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Ermm, "If I was God..."

Originally posted by lord xyz
Ermm, "If I was God..."

His grammar is correct. What you're seeing in use is the remnants of the subjunctive conjugation in English.

Ingles Para Dummies.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Well I watched this program once about women who had constant orgasms because of a condition. The only way to make it stop was to finish themselves off but it would only stop for about 2minutes or less I think.

One of the women was like "If I get a cure I dont want to have another orgasm for as long as I live."

Too much of anything is bad.

Yes, but in my Universe, Orgasm is the Primal Force of Creation.

Orgasm is strength, it is power, it is Blisssss.....

Orgasm would be eternal. All life forms would happily serve as conduits for the Cosmic Flow of Orgasm. Then we can transcend into the Higher State of Being- Sexergy

Originally posted by FeceMan
His grammar is correct. What you're seeing in use is the remnants of the subjunctive conjugation in English.
I don't get what possesed people to say "If I were..." or "If [pronoun] where..."

Originally posted by lord xyz
I don't get what possesed people to say "If I were..." or "If [pronoun] where..."

Differentiation between what is and what might/could be, I'd assume.

If I were God, there'd be no such as Atheists or Agnostics, because I'd make my extistense known to each and every person. I'd appear before them, and once they got over their awe, I'd explain who I was, and have a conversation with them. I would even grant some wishes, depending on what they were. And like the Hindu god Ganesh, I would place obstacles in some people's lives if I felt they needed a "moral reality check".

When it comes to punishment, Hell would be reserved for the worst of the worst. So only the likes of Hitler and Dahmer would be roasting. In fact, most people would experience eternal bliss. And Hell wouldn't be eternal, they'd just be there long enough to get my point across.

Oh, and Karma would be in full-effect.

I like to think Karma is already in full effect.

Anyway, if I was a God, Smiting would be in full effect.

''You are an a**hole *SMITE*...etc.

I wouldn't even have to prove my existance to atheists. Id just smite, if they are sufficiently annoying.
That alone should demonstrate my existance.

If I were God, I'd make hype fattening.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
If I were God, there'd be no such as Atheists or Agnostics, because I'd make my extistense known to each and every person. I'd appear before them, and once they got over their awe, I'd explain who I was, and have a conversation with them. I would even grant some wishes, depending on what they were. And like the Hindu god Ganesh, I would place obstacles in some people's lives if I felt they needed a "moral reality check".

When it comes to punishment, Hell would be reserved for the worst of the worst. So only the likes of Hitler and Dahmer would be roasting. In fact, most people would experience eternal bliss. And Hell wouldn't be eternal, they'd just be there long enough to get my point across.

Oh, and Karma would be in full-effect.


ok be god then. better than the one in the bible thats fo sho. if i was god... thats tough. punish the extremely bad ppl, cheating on ur wife or husband thats ur deal. murder id have to consider. o and id give ppl superpowers

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
''You are an a**hole *SMITE*...etc.

I wouldn't even have to prove my existance to atheists. Id just smite, if they are sufficiently annoying.
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If I were god, I'd play around with gravity. I'd love that.. 😎

If I was God, I would have nothing to do with Earth. 😛