If you were god · Religion Forum

lord xyz Restricted

Well, atleast this time they spelt "were" right.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by FeceMan
Me? I'd rule with an iron fist. If someone pissed me off really badly, SMITE. If I was having a bad day, SMITE. If there were lots of blacks and Jews, SMITE.

Just like the god of the bible.

TRH Grand Poobah

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TRH Grand Poobah

Originally posted by FeceMan
Me? I'd rule with an iron fist. If someone pissed me off really badly, SMITE. If I was having a bad day, SMITE. If there were lots of blacks and Jews, SMITE.

your a racist

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Originally posted by FeceMan
Me? I'd rule with an iron fist. If someone pissed me off really badly, SMITE. If I was having a bad day, SMITE. If there were lots of blacks and Jews, SMITE.

See 😬 Thats why you would suck at the job.

Personally I would go looking for reasons. Come on I'd be GOD smiting would just be a relaxing passtime.

Lord Urizen Perfection

If I were God, I would eliminate suffering...Everyone would be immortal and happy....you could have whatever dreams you want...but they would be good, because hatred, pain, cruelty and evil would not even exist.

You would always be comfortable, always be happy, always have fun, and I would give free access to instant orgasm to anyone who desires it. 😄

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
If I were God, I would eliminate suffering...Everyone would be immortal and happy....you could have whatever dreams you want...but they would be good, because hatred, pain, cruelty and evil would not even exist.
You would always be comfortable, always be happy, always have fun, and I would give free access to instant orgasm to anyone who desires it. 😄

So you would just drive people insane?

guy222 With my gal

Re: If you where god

Originally posted by TRH
If you where god what whould you do?

Guy is fair. I would be God who cares about all. Guy222 😎

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
See 😬 Thats why you would suck at the job.
Personally I would go looking for reasons. Come on I'd be GOD smiting would just be a relaxing passtime.

He does have reasons. Black people = smitage. Reason? They are black. It's funny because TRH thinks he's serious.

TRH Grand Poobah

Originally posted by Nellinator
He does have reasons. Black people = smitage. Reason? They are black. It's funny because TRH thinks he's serious.

I know hes joking

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Originally posted by Nellinator
He does have reasons. Black people = smitage. Reason? They are black. It's funny because TRH thinks he's serious.

I made a typo actually its supposed to be "I wouldn't" go looking for reasons. The implication was supposed to be random acts of smiting.

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I made a typo actually its supposed to be "I wouldn't" go looking for reasons. The implication was supposed to be random acts of smiting.

Well then 😆

Atlantis001 The one without a name

If I were God then God will have a personality and then I will be an oxymoron. So I would destroy myself because I make no sense.

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I would give free access to instant orgasm to anyone who desires it. 😄

What an absolutely wretched existence.

parenthesis Restricted

If I was God, I wouldn't create a world of sin so I get to torture them. I would instead create a world where everything I hate is impossible to exist within the world. So for example, if I hated gays, I would make it impossible for homosexuality to even be a thought.
Because, if I'm God, I hate gays and gays are possible and exist in my world, I'm not a very good God.

Darth Extecute Time is of the essence

If I were God, I would not have sent Gillian to earth. Would have her remaining with the rest of the angels (And kept her for myself) 😍

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And in all seriousness, if I were God, I would reset humanity and technology.

Let's face the fact. Humanity is a disaster, which could look much better.

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member

I would ban all crappy people who know nothing about my teachings from my religion...yeah...you all know who I mean!

JesusIsAlive Restricted

Re: If you where god

Originally posted by TRH
If you where god what whould you do?

It is impossible for us to know what we would do. Being God is an awesome thing. Only God can answer this question.

🙂

Jim Reaper Lurker

Re: Re: If you where god

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Only God can answer this question.

He doesn't seem to be one for correspondence.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
It is impossible for us to know what we would do. Being God is an awesome thing. Only God can answer this question.
🙂

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God isn't interested in talking about his job so I doubt we're going to get an answer.

And do you really think that only God can tell you what you would do?