If you were god

Started by TRH20 pages

If you where god

If you where god what whould you do?

Screw people over constantly.

Sarda from 8-bit theater is who I would aspire to be if I was omnipotent.

Allow people to screw themselves over, they'll do it and blame me anyway.

I hate bad grammar.

I would end all religion

Originally posted by lord xyz
I hate bad grammar.
So you'd abolish the ability to have bad grammar?

Originally posted by TRH
If you where god what whould you do?

"were"

I'd probably destroy this world as it is now and start from scratch. Good thing I'm not God.

Originally posted by Thundar
I'd probably destroy this world as it is now and start from scratch. Good thing I'm not God.
I know, another flood?

If I were god, we'd all live in pyramids. And there would be a channel that plays nothing but Golden Girls, 24/7. Everyone would be thin and women would only be able to get pregnant on one day out of the year...and THAT would be my birthday. (like xmas)

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
If I were god, we'd all live in pyramids. And there would be a channel that plays nothing but Golden Girls, 24/7. Everyone would be thin and women would only be able to get pregnant on one day out of the year...and THAT would be my birthday. (like xmas)

Glad you are not god

If Iwas God, I'd prove my existance and express my authority.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I know, another flood?

Floods are cliche no self respecting God would do that again.

Whats in right now is irony.

Originally posted by TRH
Glad you are not god

Sorry I didn't take your "thread" seriously.

Re: If you where god

Originally posted by TRH
If you where god what whould you do?

I am God, or at least a part of God. 😉

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am God, or at least a part of God. 😉
Yes, we all are according to you.

Re: Re: If you where god

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am God, or at least a part of God. 😉

Paradox right?

Re: Re: If you where god

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am God, or at least a part of God. 😉

What if you were a bigger part or had control over every part of reality then what would you do?

Originally posted by TRH
If you where god what whould you do?

Smite thee!

Originally posted by Regret
So you'd abolish the ability to have bad grammar?

Impossible. You'd have to abolish language. Unfortunately, not even God can prevent stupidity. 😬

Smite a fellow comrade?