If you were god

I'd make spiderman 3 better, then again i dont even think god himself can do that

If I were god, I'd turn off the negative emotions switch. People would be so much happier if they weren't so negative and mistrusting.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
So, you would be a Buddha? 😄

a rock and ROLL BUDDHA!!!!!! lol. no wait, i dont like that stuff anymore, maybe id be alternative buddha...... wait that just sounds wrong. i dont really think so, i mean, id still have way too many connections with the world to be buddha wudnt i. anyhows, thats the world i imagine, without detsroying too many of the fundamental concepts that define us{individuality and stuff}.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
If I were god, I'd turn off the negative emotions switch. People would be so much happier if they weren't so negative and mistrusting.

Like lambs to the slaughter.

1. I would make air free again at the gas station.
2. I'd bring Jack Kirby, Carl Sagan, Mel Blanc and Anna Nicole Smith back to life.
3. I'd ban "just missed" (the train, the right size, etc) from existence.
4. I'd make dogs smarter.
5. I'd introduce a global gene-meme for meditation.
6. I'd make puberty not just the onset of sexual maturity, but also when one can choose a gender, staying as they were born, or changing gradually as puberty does its thing.
7. I'd slow everything the f**k down a few notches.
8. I'd make doing an act of genuine kindness spiritually orgasmic.
9. I'd've listed 10 instead of 9 items.

Originally posted by Mindship
1. I would make air free again at the gas station.
2. I'd bring Jack Kirby, Carl Sagan, Mel Blanc and Anna Nicole Smith back to life.
3. I'd ban "just missed" (the train, the right size, etc) from existence.
4. I'd make dogs smarter.
5. I'd introduce a global gene-meme for meditation.
6. I'd make puberty not just the onset of sexual maturity, but also when one can choose a gender, staying as they were born, or changing gradually as puberty does its thing.
7. I'd slow everything the f**k down a few notches.
8. I'd make doing an act of genuine kindness spiritually orgasmic.
9. I'd've listed 10 instead of 9 items.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Anna Nicole Smith 😖

Besides, there are too few big, brazen and voluptuous sex symbols in the world.

Originally posted by Mindship
Besides, there are too few big, brazen and voluptuous sex symbols in the world.

They all count double. Their opposites parts count half. It all evens out.

I'd suppress all these blasphemies then have a break.

^sum1 who wanted to blaspheme would assasinate you on your break

Originally posted by leonheartmm
^sum1 who wanted to blaspheme would assasinate you on your break

. . . how?

Originally posted by TRH
If you where god what whould you do?

I'd reveal myself to the world and let people know that I actually exist.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'd reveal myself to the world and let people know that I actually exist.

You wouldn't be able to prove it.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'd reveal myself to the world...

Pervert.

😛

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You wouldn't be able to prove it.

God couldn't prove his own existence?

I'd reckon God could forcibly make each person believe, or reveal himself in a way that no human could deny.

Originally posted by inimalist
God couldn't prove his own existence?

I'd reckon God could forcibly make each person believe, or reveal himself in a way that no human could deny.

Forcing someone to believe isn't evidence.

Any scientist of philosipher can always fall back on the "he's Satan not God" or "he's a highly advanced alien" arguments.

God's omnipotent, so you could make them believe you exist.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Forcing someone to believe isn't evidence.

Any scientist of philosipher can always fall back on the "he's Satan not God" or "he's a highly advanced alien" arguments.

thats more a problem with the ambiguity of defining a character with paradoxical and contradictory powers.

Originally posted by inimalist
thats more a problem with the ambiguity of defining a character with paradoxical and contradictory powers.

Or really just of defining what God is. Since people can't/don't agree on that nothing can prove that it is God (baring the automatic ability to do via omnipotence).

If I were a god...hmm makes me wanna watch bruce almighty...but I guess I would just give everyone a second chance....in some way or another