If you were god

Started by Mindship20 pages

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Na, I think you would be day dreaming about what it would be like to be mortal.
Hey, no City of Angels-type transformation for me, not if all I end up with is Meg Ryan (boney wench).

I would get rid of a few select groups of people... I'm not going to point fingers, though.

I would make sure that Karma existed in "quick time" and then go on vacation. That should teach them all to be good to each other. ✅

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Na, I think you would be day dreaming about what it would be like to be mortal. We always want what we don't have.

Make a mortal avatar have him go to Earth, talk to people and die. Then download the experiences. Omnipotence (or even limited omnipotence) is cool like that.

i guess i would kinda cut down on the omnipotence and only use it via conscious thought.

i would probably mix my outfit and looks to throw ppl off and confuse them and have them question their religion.

i am thinking finish my snake scale tattoo on the left end of my body... wear some old school leather armor boots and gauntlets... mix it up with the Zeus look and a Native American skyfather like Quetzalcoatl maybe giant Thunder bird tat on my back where brown wings would spring out whenever i choice them to...

i think that should be enough to screw with the judeo/christian religion.

i would then probably make an appearance in Africa and help cure and punish some ppl... should be enough to scare the rest of the world. while in africa recreate a giant paradise garden make ppl question certain stories as truth..

once that is done and the ppl are okay and happy and the murderers are dead and have bn punished by being swallowed into the earth where an actual hell would be created i would turn my attention to the rest of the world...

i would be nonchalant when reporters and citizens come running to me for information or a miracle i would hint at a possible Deluge or Mass genocide of the world perhaps even a rapture.....

that should seriously scare the entire world and population although i would kill the majority of the world only the SH#$birds and Douche bags will suffer.. the rest wont feel pain nor feel shock they will feel the love and holy spirit with them and know they will not be harmed nor have fear from what they may see.

majority will go to a custome build heaven for each that can be shared or separated for each individual....some will float up into heaven... others will be converted into energy... others will simply fall asleep peacefully as they die... no innocent will be hurt.. images of family and friends will be shown comforting them to come with them to heaven.

those that remain are told not to be afraid but are to remain to rebuild the world that they themselves know they are innocent.

those who are douche bags and think they got away will be in for a surprise when the earth opens up and shadows grab them and take them in.. wild animals will kill the guilty but ignore and show kindness to the innocent....

after that less then a 1 billion humans will remain on earth..

Originally posted by Mindship
If I were God, I'd start a thread asking what mortals would do if they were Me.

Why ask what mortals would do if they're God, I mean doesn't God know everything...😉

Originally posted by Thundar
Why ask what mortals would do if they're God, I mean doesn't God know everything...😉

It would seem that god does not know everything.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It would seem that god does not know everything.

God knows what he doesn't know...ha ha ha...

Originally posted by Thundar
God knows what he doesn't know...ha ha ha...

I have that same problem. 😄

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I have that same problem. 😄

I know.

Take care of stuff and make certain things and people disapear that is not with my likings.

Disguise myself as a human ALL THE TIME! Go party, and etc.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Take care of stuff and make certain things and people disapear that is not with my likings.

People would fear you, and you would quickly become an evil god. 😄

I would make an appearance to people

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
People would fear you, and you would quickly become an evil god. 😄

That is true but then again I always had an evil streak in me! 😆

First.
Any child molester/rapist/murderer thats ever lived would be slow roasted over hellfire while his skin is regenerated once the nerve endings are dead or he dies. For eternity.

Second.
Anyone whos's ever lied, knowing that there lie has just cost someone there life ; Salem witch trials come to mind as just one example, would be made to suffer something horrible akin to the First!

Third.
Torturers of the world over who tortured the innocent would be tortured in a constantly regenerating body , akin to the First.

There'd be alot of torture, if i was God.

Anyone who had ever taken part in an 'Honour killing' of a daughter or a stoning of a woman - and when i say taken part, i mean watched, known the persons involved - the ones who didnt say NO! loud enough would be ..well pick one of the ones above.

Fourth.
Anyone who's ever maliciously killed a mammel for use of something other than food or self preservation (attack, protection against), would wake up to find there penis and balls were gone , vagina and ovaries infected and green, replaced by a bloody mashed pulp of rotted flesh. And maybe a loss in sight and hearing and Thumbs, unable to breed and unable to enjoy life very much at all. But the same time be very healthy and live for a very long time in that state 😈

Anyone who's ever owned a slave God help them, no wait..thats me, so id damn them.. damn them to experience being chained to his family during a storm on a creaking galeon in the middle of the ocean , and to be thrown into the sea to drown, over and over and over for...hmm, the length of the existance of racism. However long that may be.

Anyone who ever partook in 'human segregation and hate' crime would be subjected to a night of being hunted and lynched and ressurected with no memory of the event to have it happen all over again an again and again for ever. Ofcourse all this would take place on a seprate plane as all these people would be removed from earth/plucked out of there timelines and dumped on the torture ground where this would all happen. Leaving the earth to those who would not do these things.

Id be the best God ever.

id undo the babel nonsense, everyone would understand anyones language, humans would be able to talk to animals and read babies minds so they could better deal with the crying.

And lots more. Vote for Juk3n!

Originally posted by Juk3n
First.
Any child molester/rapist/murderer thats ever lived would be slow roasted over hellfire while his skin is regenerated once the nerve endings are dead or he dies. For eternity.

Second.
Anyone whos's ever lied, knowing that there lie has just cost someone there life ; Salem witch trials come to mind as just one example, would be made to suffer something horrible akin to the First!

Third.
Torturers of the world over who tortured the innocent would be tortured in a constantly regenerating body , akin to the First.

There'd be alot of torture, if i was God.

Anyone who had ever taken part in an 'Honour killing' of a daughter or a stoning of a woman - and when i say taken part, i mean watched, known the persons involved - the ones who didnt say NO! loud enough would be ..well pick one of the ones above.

Fourth.
Anyone who's ever maliciously killed a mammel for use of something other than food or self preservation (attack, protection against), would wake up to find there penis and balls were gone , vagina and ovaries infected and green, replaced by a bloody mashed pulp of rotted flesh. And maybe a loss in sight and hearing and Thumbs, unable to breed and unable to enjoy life very much at all. But the same time be very healthy and live for a very long time in that state 😈

Anyone who's ever owned a slave God help them, no wait..thats me, so id damn them.. damn them to experience being chained to his family during a storm on a creaking galeon in the middle of the ocean , and to be thrown into the sea to drown, over and over and over for...hmm, the length of the existance of racism. However long that may be.

Anyone who ever partook in 'human segregation and hate' crime would be subjected to a night of being hunted and lynched and ressurected with no memory of the event to have it happen all over again an again and again for ever. Ofcourse all this would take place on a seprate plane as all these people would be removed from earth/plucked out of there timelines and dumped on the torture ground where this would all happen. Leaving the earth to those who would not do these things.

Id be the best God ever.

id undo the babel nonsense, everyone would understand anyones language, humans would be able to talk to animals and read babies minds so they could better deal with the crying.

And lots more. Vote for Juk3n!

Or you could create a world without cruelty, discrimination, lying, molestation, murder, rape, slavery, and torture from the outset. 🙄

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Or you could create a world without cruelty, discrimination, lying, molestation, murder, rape, slavery, and torture from the outset. 🙄

No because then there would be no torture, and thats no fun for anybody. You wouldn't remove all the electical appliances from your home because 'they're dangerous if misused' the same with freewill, the people of my world would have there free will, the rapers would rape, and the murderers would murder, but the VICTIMS, would at least gain some satisfaction in knowing, instead of wishing (because id broadcast every torture session into any home that wanted to view it) that the criminal scum who raped/murdered was getting what they deserve.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Or you could create a world without cruelty, discrimination, lying, molestation, murder, rape, slavery, and torture from the outset. 🙄
These are all things that were created out of free will. We, as humans, created them, not God. If God were to wave his hand and erase it all (which he no doubt has the power to do), then he is interfering with our free will.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
These are all things that were created out of free will. We, as humans, created them, not God. If God were to wave his hand and erase it all (which he no doubt has the power to do), then he is interfering with our free will.

God regularly interferes with free will in The Bible, so that is a moot argument.