If you were god · Religion Forum

Mindship Snap out of it.

If I were God, I'd see if I were truly omnipotent and try to make myself not exist. I'd start with a Big Bang and, in time, procure some reasoning beings.

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amnesia Restricted

Originally posted by Mindship
If I were God, I'd see if I were truly omnipotent and try to make myself not exist. I'd start with a Big Bang and, in time, procure some reasoning beings.
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True omnipotence doesn't exist.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Originally posted by amnesia
True omnipotence doesn't exist.

That's a statement.

How do you know?

What if we monkeys exist on a low vibration. Completely unawares.

And if I were God I would have no need to do things cept fight Cthulu and soak in my own juices.

Mindship Snap out of it.

Originally posted by the ninjak
That's a statement...

It doesn't even address the point of this thread, which was not to debate aspects of God, but merely to say what one would do if one were God.

amnesia Restricted

Originally posted by the ninjak
That's a statement.
How do you know?
What if we monkeys exist on a low vibration. Completely unawares.
And if I were God I would have no need to do things cept fight Cthulu and soak in my own juices.

Paradoxes.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

How did I contradict myself?

Zeal Ex Nihilo Restricted

Re: If you where god

Originally posted by TRH
If you where god what whould you do?

Kill everyone and rez the dinosaurs.

Rascaduanok any% speedrunner

If I were god? Hmmm! What I could do with all that power! I could cure all cancer. I could turn the world’s deserts into arable land! I could make peace amongst the peoples of the world.

Nah, I think I’ll walk on water for a laugh, then turn some water into wine. Oh, and curse a fig tree for not bearing fruit.

When it was OUT OF SEASON.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

If you were god, could you do anything else other then what god did? Is god bound by being god?

Rascaduanok any% speedrunner

In that case perhaps god killing all those people in the Tanakh was god trying to prove to itself that it didn’t have to act in a ‘perfect’ manner?

inimalist Junior Member

Re: Re: If you where god

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Kill everyone and rez the dinosaurs.

I could deal with that, as long as there is a cleric around afterward to rez me by my corpse without the need of a plat donation

seriously, a corpse run through dino country is just asking to be de-lvled

The MISTER Get mad if ya want.

I'd want love.

Phoenix3068 RP Legend

If I were god then...

1) Murder would be impossible as we would all have Infinite Lives! XD
2) Yoshi would still be alive!
3) Peach would shut her mouth and Mario would do what we always wanted him to do... DANCE! Dun dun dun dun, dun dun duh-dun dun!
4) Then Religion would become like Fire Power, you would have to bang your head on the ceiling to get it!
5) Bowser would fall from the sky as my ultimate Judgment and crush the unworthy! >:3

753 Senior Member

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
If I were god then...
1) Murder would be impossible as we would all have Infinite Lives! XD
2) Yoshi would still be alive!
3) Peach would shut her mouth and Mario would do what we always wanted him to do... DANCE! Dun dun dun dun, dun dun duh-dun dun!
4) Then Religion would become like Fire Power, you would have to bang your head on the ceiling to get it!
5) Bowser would fall from the sky as my ultimate Judgment and crush the unworthy! >:3

wtf? yoshi is dead?

AsbestosFlaygon The Original One

If I were God, I'd kill Satan.. finish what God should've done a long time ago.

Srsly, current God is a friggin emo.

Black bolt z Mindsets Master

I'd give everyone a unicorn.

Grate the Vraya Disciple of Inglip

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
If I were god then...
1) Murder would be impossible as we would all have Infinite Lives! XD
2) Yoshi would still be alive!
3) Peach would shut her mouth and Mario would do what we always wanted him to do... DANCE! Dun dun dun dun, dun dun duh-dun dun!
4) Then Religion would become like Fire Power, you would have to bang your head on the ceiling to get it!
5) Bowser would fall from the sky as my ultimate Judgment and crush the unworthy! >:3

The unworthy being those who don't know to jump over Bowser's head and touch the hammer thingy sending bowser in to the depths of hell, correct?

Deja~vu Dreamer

People are a lot like god anyway. We can create, make decisions, make things happen except slower. And we can threaten to send others to a terrible place, even if it's not a real place.

alltoomany Senior Member

[QUOTE=8109882]Originally posted by Thundar
I'd probably destroy this world as it is now and start from scratch. Good thing I'm not God. [/QUOT

Good thing! Because that's a part of a psychological profile of serial killers.

King Kandy Senior Member

I probably wouldn't do anything, because i'd be perfect and beyond desire for anything.