Advice on Love and Romance...

Started by Eclipso3 pages

Advice on Love and Romance...

Okay, I've noticed lately allot of members with trouble in relationships, both in beginning them and maintianing them. So if you have any secrets on love or romance please post them here to help.

Don't eat yellow snow. 😉

Don't ask for help online.

Even if a girl is totally asking for it, never hit her.

once a crackwhore, always a crackwhore...

don't let an innocent smile, a diploma from rehab, and one helluva blowjob fool ya! she's gonna be trouble!!

hmmmm best I can think of is: Realize your not the only one in the relationship(you are involved with another person who has thoughts and feelings of their own). You also need to give out (not sex wise 😐 ) to get back. It can not always be your way. You need to make some sacrifices. Also honesty is very important. If you can be honest with each other you can have trust.

dont know if thats good advice, but if someone is seeking a forum for advice they must be desperate.

Age Bracket
14-17 temporary boyfriend or girlfriend last less than a year
18-25 temporary boyfriend or girlfriend 2-5 years because of cheating
25-35 engaged or married that last 5 years atleast have 1 child
35-40 divorced bitter about marriage and single parent. Raising child(ren) lawyer expense
40-45 found another spouse but you just stay with him or her because its cheaper to keep her or him.
45 and up you wait for death.

Do what ya gotta do with the girl, then broom 'er fast.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Even if a girl is totally asking for it, never hit her.

Unless she's running at you with a steak knife........🥷

Dont Quote Star Wars while having sex.... unless she's into that kinda thing.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
Dont Quote Star Wars while having sex.... unless she's into that kinda thing.

Yeah I can see how,

"Luke, I am your father..."

would really mess up a night of passion.

Just get the **** out of the house and go to colleges, community college so its cheap to enroll, and talk to girls over there. Sit next to girls that you like and ask questions tell a joke, then if there are projects, partner up with her. Then get their phone number, work on the project. After finishing parts of the project go to lunch with her. If she says No your ****ed and if she says yes your gonna **** her after semester.

The thing is this is not gonna last long so dont get your hopes up.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Yeah I can see how,

"Luke, I am your father..."

would really mess up a night of passion.

it could.
same goes for star trek.
during sex he yelled "Kahn".....

Originally posted by dave_kodak
it could.
same goes for star trek.
during sex he yelled "Kahn".....

laughing No that might work for some people.

Saying "Captian, I canna get the engines working" would ruin a love fest.

Originally posted by Eclipso
laughing No that might work for some people.

Saying "Captian, I canna get the engines working" would ruin a love fest.

hahah so many things to say, so little time.

laughing

Star Wars
"He is a clumsy as he is stupid"
"If he could be turned, he could be a powerful ally"
"Do not worry my friend, he will 'come' to you."
"Don't ask me to do that, make a motion in the senate where that kinda of request belongs".

And the worst thing you could say to your lover at the height of the climax. "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"

Star Trek
"I.... Have had.... Enough.....OF YOU!"
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
"He asked you, with everything that was not of the body, he begged you to bring him to us"

And the worst line "Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated!"

Originally posted by Eclipso
laughing

Star Wars
"He is a clumsy as he is stupid"
"If he could be turned, he could be a powerful ally"
"Do not worry my friend, he will 'come' to you."
"Don't ask me to do that, make a motion in the senate where that kinda of request belongs".

And the worst thing you could say to your lover at the height of the climax. "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"

Star Trek
"I.... Have had.... Enough.....OF YOU!"
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
"He asked you, wtih everything that was not of the body, he begged you to bring him to us"

And the worst line "Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated!"

😆

😂 try not to fall in love with the same girl as your buddy.

Originally posted by Eclipso
😂 try not to fall in love with the same girl as your buddy.
Try to fall in love with your best friends girlfriend.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Okay, I've noticed lately allot of members with trouble in relationships, both in beginning them and maintianing them. So if you have any secrets on love or romance please post them here to help.
Information about love and relationships on an OTF movie forum are bound to be cliche at best.