Advice on Love and Romance...

Originally posted by Eclipso
😂 try not to fall in love with the same girl as your buddy.

I did that once...but it wasn't falling in love...it was infatuation and then finding out after you ask her out that your buddy asked her out the day before.

- love is a phenomenon comprised of more than a feeling. 😉

Originally posted by SelphieT
Even if a girl is totally asking for it, never hit her.

"A woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one !"

what does a 9 volt battery and a woman's a$$hole have in common?

You know its wrong, but sooner or later you are going to touch it with your tongue 😬

Originally posted by Eclipso
Okay, I've noticed lately allot of members with trouble in relationships, both in beginning them and maintianing them. So if you have any secrets on love or romance please post them here to help.

1) Let life be your teacher. You'll know, who (which type of person) you should be with that's good for you (in time).

Don't get married in your early twenties-you'll be divorced before 30, and if you're not, you're almost gauranteed to divorce anyhow.

Have fun-be in (healthy) non committed relationships with a few partners from your mid 20s to early 30s, or better yet-none. Be alone during this time, and have meaningless good sex whenever you need it. You are doing so much growing and learning about yourself and the world around you. How people tick-what makes them tick, etc. Also, this periood gives you time to establish your career, and set your path w/o being dependent on anyone else for financial support/means should you decide to marry.

Thus anyone that you decide to settle with only adds happiness/enjoyment to your life. You are not dependent on them for it. You'll find a truly independent person like yourself that makes life easier to enjoy.

If marriage is not your cup of tea? Heck, this is easy. Have good meaningless sex whenever, and just establish your career so you can enjoy have your toys (house, boat, cars, Harley, gucci purses, whatever float your boat).

That's my take on it. Cheers.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
Dont Quote Star Wars while having sex.... unless she's into that kinda thing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i can totally get away with that. 😉

Example? 😂

i have done it before. sometimes i roar like a wookkie.

😂 I dare you to do a R2D2 impression next time.

that would be a step too far, my friend.

How about Darth Vader?

tried it. no good.

The Emperor.

What woman doesn't like at the height of the climax hearing.

"I have been waiting for this a long time, my little green friend."

Originally posted by Eclipso
laughing

Star Wars
"He is a clumsy as he is stupid"
"If he could be turned, he could be a powerful ally"
"Do not worry my friend, he will 'come' to you."
"Don't ask me to do that, make a motion in the senate where that kinda of request belongs".

And the worst thing you could say to your lover at the height of the climax. "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"

Star Trek
"I.... Have had.... Enough.....OF YOU!"
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
"He asked you, with everything that was not of the body, he begged you to bring him to us"

And the worst line "Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated!"

Make em drink tequila.

Don't do a Peter Griffin impression right before sex.

Always pay for the meal even if she says she can get it.

My adivice is don't seek advice online.

Splitting the bill is accepted as a natural act by me. If I offer to pay the bill, don' t refuse. We live in the noughties and I am secure enough to treat a man to dinner.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.