How to maintain a relationship with vampire saddam

i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts?

And then you call me a troll ?

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
And then you call [b]me a troll ?[/B]

yes. among other things, but thats off topic

😄 😂
BEST SPOOF EVER!!!!!

Vampire thread+Relationship thread+Saddam execution thread all in 1

Love, tenderness, a good supply of extra blood, sympathy for him being undead . . .

then when he has become complacent I get Buffy, D, Blade, Alucard and Van Helsing

Sex, lots and lots of steaming hot gay sex

But Sadam Cheats on you with Simon Belmont, so you cant maintain a relationship

Originally posted by Fishy
Sex, lots and lots of steaming hot gay sex

my solution was more violent (and more fun)

If I were a woman in love with Vampire-Saddam, I'd let 'VS' have anal whenever he wanted. It's really that simple.

I wonder if a merge will work with all those Anti-Bush threads from 2004 to the present. hmm

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
my solution was more violent (and more fun)

Sex is fun too, wouldn't know about hot steaming gay sex but there's a first time for everything.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I wonder if a merge will work with all those Anti-Bush threads from 2004 to the present. hmm

Dude, you just went off topic and ruined the most important thread we've had in weeks.

Originally posted by Fishy
Sex is fun too, wouldn't know about hot steaming gay sex but there's a first time for everything.

Wonder if we could combine the ideas (combination was the progenitor of this thread)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Wonder if we could combine the ideas (combination was the progenitor of this thread)

A Hot steaming gay orgy while covered in blood with Saddam, Blade, Van Helsing and Buffy videotaping it all?

That does sound pretty fun and if you don't like the gay sex thing you can always go to Buffy 🙂

new thread: how to maintain a 3 way relationship while soul hopping with vampire hussein and werewolf bush

Originally posted by PVS
i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts?

Simple answers really.

1) Let him suck on you wherever he pleases.eyes

2)As for space let him sleep in.😊

Maybe you can go flirt with him PVS.

Oh wait..Saddam isnt a 19 year old girl on an internet forum..ooooops.

you lost your creative spark kidrock

i miss the way we were

makes me want to sing "the way we were"

Dude, you totally botched your joke... What's wrong with chatting with a 19 year old? You meant "15" or some other young underage age right?

[Edit]-Damn you PVS... ^ that was supposed to go under KidRocks, you a-hole.