How to maintain a relationship with vampire saddam

Originally posted by PVS
...and i want to put my penis in a 19 year old

I don't blame you. As long as you two are consenting. And damn, LF is a hot piece of ass.

yeah, how the **** did "Escape from LA" make it to #1 of your favorite movies.
are you retarded or just being funny...and retarded?

Originally posted by PVS
yeah, how the **** did "Escape from LA" make it to #1 of your favorite movies.
are you retarded or just being funny...and retarded?

I like the movie.

I will update that thing though. Sometimes. Escape from L.A. is still great.

Whore.

[edit] Retarded and funny 🙁

This thread is great. Well, all of the posts are worthless, but the thread subject title itself is stupendous!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the movie.

yeah, whats not to like...beside the whole thing

the eyepatch was great

escape from new york was ok. duke of new york, a#1

Originally posted by PVS
yeah, whats not to like...beside the whole thing

It's fun. Hater.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
My vagina is tight and circular droolio

That be good enough size for a chupacabra saddam to fit in.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Does that mean you're one of those people who like carpet burns?

No, no and no.. Robtard bottoms for no one remember.

Originally posted by PVS
her pesto linguine sucks and so do you. 😠

You just hurt your mothers feelings, you're a terrible son.

Originally posted by Smiter
What does PVS stand for?

Perverted
V? I dont know
Shit (head)
😕😮

Of all the humorous possibilities in the world, that was the best you could come up with...

It was funny, because it was so awkward.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was funny, because it was so awkward.

I didn't think it was funny or awkward. 😖

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was funny, because it was so awkward.

No, objectively speaking, it thoroughly sucked.

-Edit... off the top of my head, here is one that is many times funnier than what he said and I wasn't even trying.

Premanent
Vaginal
Seepage

Partnership
Vampire
Saddam

Are you trying to brush up on your Haiku skills? Make it a funny acronym.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, objectively speaking, it thoroughly sucked.

-Edit... off the top of my head, here is one that is many times funnier than what he said and I wasn't even trying.

[b]Premanent
Vaginal
Seepage [/B]

No, look, that might be slightly funny objectively speaking, but it gets owned by his approach because he made a full on idiot of himself.

It is like someone shooting at a goal missing and somehow getting the ball in their private parts.

Originally posted by BobbyD
I didn't think it was funny or awkward. 😖

Yeah

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, look, that might be slightly funny objectively speaking, but it gets owned by his approach because he made a full on idiot of himself.

It is like someone shooting at a goal missing and somehow getting the ball in their private parts.

Not in his private parts but it still looks damned painful 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
[b]Premanent
Vaginal
Seepage [/B]

hehehe congratulations. you are the first of many who have attempted that and came out funny. however i'll have to bump you down to an A- because of the misspelling

Originally posted by botankus
Partnership
Vampire
Saddam

you certainly themed it well yet it ultimately falls flat. i'll be kind: C+ for good effort

Originally posted by PVS
hehehe congratulations. you are the first of many who have attempted that and came out funny. however i'll have to bump you down to an A- because of the misspelling

The spelling was seamless, A+++ (Like Ralphie's letter to Santa)

Originally posted by PVS
you certainly themed it well yet it ultimately falls flat. i'll be kind: C+ for good effort

I'm quite happy with this passing grade. Yes, theme was the issue (haikus have not and never will cross my mind) but you gotta like the timing of the terrible acronym. Of the 1,000,000 threads where someone has put P-V-S together, I managed to land it in your "How to maintain a relationship with vampire saddam" thread.