How to maintain a relationship with vampire saddam

Originally posted by Robtard

[Edit]-Damn you PVS... ^ that was supposed to go under KidRocks, you a-hole.

i didnt know you were so desperate to be under kidrock

Originally posted by PVS
i didnt know you were so desperate to be under kidrock

Lets get one thing straight, IF KidRock and I were in a homo-relationship, he'd be the one with the pads fused to his knees. Robtard bottoms for no one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Let get one thing straight, IF KidRock and I were in a homo-relationship, he'd be the one with the pads fused to his knees. Robtard bottoms for no one.

hehehe great recovery 💃

Originally posted by PVS
hehehe great recovery 💃

I don't know. None of the guy's i've been with have used knee pads. Some of them actually liked carpet burns.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I don't know. None of the guy's i've been with have used knee pads. Some of them actually liked carpet burns.

yeah, but robtards a rough rider.

droolio

lets just sing the hymn of orgasmism.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
droolio

Unless you have a nice vagina under that bunghole, Robtard will not ride. Sorry, it's in my contract.

Originally posted by Robtard
Unless you have a nice vagina under that bunghole, Robtard will not ride. Sorry, it's in my contract.

My vagina is tight and circular droolio

Your stygian trickery will not work on me.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lets get one thing straight, IF KidRock and I were in a homo-relationship, he'd be the one with the pads fused to his knees. Robtard bottoms for no one.

Well it depends..where would we be going out to eat before hand? hmmmmm..

Originally posted by Robtard
Your stygian trickery will not work on me.

NAKED JARED LETO ! HURRY ! THINK ABOUT IT !

Originally posted by KidRock
Well it depends..where would we be going out to eat before hand? hmmmmm..

PVS's mom's house... She makes the best pesto linguine.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your stygian trickery will not work on me.

Does that mean you're one of those people who like carpet burns?

Originally posted by Robtard
PVS's mom's house... She makes the best pesto linguine.

her pesto linguine sucks and so do you. 😠

What does PVS stand for?

Perverted
V? I dont know
Shit (head)
😕😮

Originally posted by PVS
i figured we should merge all the repeat topics into one thread.

so, you're in a committed relationship to an undead saddam hussein. how do you go about maintaining this affair? i mean, vampire saddam would appreciate affection, but he probably would also need his own space. and what about spicing up the sex life? ideas? thoughts?

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, you totally botched your joke... What's wrong with chatting with a 19 year old? You meant "15" or some other young underage age right?

[Edit]-Damn you PVS... ^ that was supposed to go under KidRocks, you a-hole.

It's cause PVS is like 100. That's just sick.

dunno
mebbe buy him a nice moustache trimmer
never say "hey saddam hows it hanging?"
make sure you both get out the prayer mat every Friday before you have a reach around

u got me stumped

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's cause PVS is like 100. That's just sick.

...and i want to put my penis in a 19 year old