Things Naruto chars will never say.

"Hey Lee wanna go make out?!"_Sakura
"Sakura is so hott!_Kakashi
"Hey Sasuke let's go to the movies and pick up some girls. Turn the Sharingan on girls dig it."_Itachi

"i am an idiot who loves sasuke"- naruto
"i love you, naruto" - sasuke
"i am a gay"- rock lee

i am sure they won't say that. that's humiliating.

"lets pretend I'm straight for a while"Orichimaru.

"I sure miss the Third Hokage"-Orochimaru.

Itachi: "Umm, Kisame... I'm wearing ladies' underwear..."

Kisame: "No way! Me too!"

"OK I give up" - Naruto
"The truth is I'm gay" - Jiraya

"lee, i think its time we had some time apart" - Gai
"God this mask itches!" - Kakashi
"No no monre sake, ive had enough" - Tsunade

"I'm sick of seeing naked women"Jiraya
"I don't want to be Hokage anymore"Naruto

"I think maybe I'll turn off my Sharingan for a moment" - Itachi

"Naruto, it's so big!"SaiFor those who read the manga.

im such a b!tch who never does anything. -sakura

"Darth Maul is so over rated"- Kakashi

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"I think maybe I'll turn off my Sharingan for a moment" - Itachi

indeed he has...

Originally posted by King Kandy
He's done that sometimes...

not frequently though

its on most of the time even if he doesn't need it

Naruto-If I ever say "Believe it" one more time,someone please kill me.
Kiba-"You stupid mutt! I ****ing hate you. Great,now I just killed him.
All well, now I can buy a new pet, like a goldfish or a tapeworm".

"Naruto Wanna ****" Hinata
"Im a Senju Dog"Sasuke
"Wassup Niggas" Kirabi
"Karin is really useful"Suigetsu
"(Insert anything smart)" Ino Yamanaka

"I love Nemesis X" Kuranai Sensei 😆

Naruto : "1 + 1 = 2" 😂

Naruto: "Don't believe it"