Things Naruto chars will never say.

"Forget Sasuke".

"Bleach is a better anime than ours" Naruto

"I'm Michael Jackson in disguise" Orochimaru

"I want to go on a diet" Choji

Kishimoto: "and this is the part where Shino comes in and kicks his ass"

Suigetsu: "Sasuke has snakes coming out his ass"

Karin: "Sasuke has snakes coming out his ass"

Sasuke: "Juugo! Help me stuff this snake back up my ass!"

Juugo:"sir...THAT'S MY ******* ARM!"

Orochimaru: "Look at dem Tig O' BITTIES!"

"Maito Gai is a ***" Rock lee
"Hinata is sexy" Neji

"Oh yeah? Where's my gun?"

I'll stop blaming others for my problems - Sasuke

Sasuke: "I could really use my teammates' help right now."

Naruto: "I need to take a break from eating ramen."

Shikamaru: "I'm so happy, I might burst with excitement!!"

Ino: "Fine, Sakura, you can have Sasuke."

Choji: "I'm such a fatso, and I need to lose some weight to impress girls."

"I need serious anger management" Sakura

"Uchihas suck"-Sasuke
"Sasuke-kun you right. Orochimaru is a pethetic" Kabuto

"I'm sober" Tsunade

"Meow" Akamaru

"I think it's about time Akamaru got fixed" Kiba

"Phuck you Sasuke!"

"Naruto is the strongest/coolest"

They'll never say that, somethings that really need to be said.

Jiraiya: "The life of a bachelor is boring with no rewards whatsoever".

Hinata: "Naruto, stop acting so oblivious and take me out on a date."

Shino: "Where's the bug spray when you need it?"

Orochimaru: "I feel terrrible about taking Sasuke from the Leaf Village."

"I enjoyed playing GTA"

"BELIEVE IT, BELIEVE IT, BELIEVE THAT I'M GAY!!!"

Naruto: 'Whatever happened to Sai?'

Sakura: 'Whatever happened to Sai?'

Kakashi: 'Whatever happened to Sai?'

Sasuke: 'Yeah Sai, give it to me!'.

(P.S. What did happen to Sai?!)

Originally posted by Prince Nataku
"lets pretend I'm straight for a while"Orichimaru.

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Naruto- Hmm maybe I will stop using the rasengan for this battle
Sasuke-Why didn't I have sex with Karin for those who read the manga
Kishimoto-Rock Lee will become the next hokage
Sakura-I seriouly need to get a boob job
Ino-Im a dumb whore
Itachi-I just kicked Sasuke's ass
Deidara-WTF people like Hidan more then me
Rock Lee-Sakura **** you!
Hinata-Naruto please bone me 😑
Kishimoto again- I can't belive I got away with ripping off Hunter X Hunter

Orochimaru: Kabuto, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Kabuto: Your obession with a young boy, my lord.
Orochimaru: What about Anko? And Tayuya? And the chick who's body I was using before this one?
Kabuto: Well people who read Naruto are mostly idiots so they can't possibly remember all those details my lord.
Orochimaru: True, true...now where were we. *slips out tongue*
Kabuto: *sighs and bends over* Yes Lord Orochimaru.

Third Hokage: Tsunade, you're growing into quite a woman.
Tsunade: Um...thanks Lord Hokage.
Third: Growing in certain...areas more than others.
Tsunade: You mean my chakra control powers?
Third: Sure, let's go with that.

Kyuubi: Give into your anger.
Naruto: Then I'll ge tmore powerful?
Kyuubi: Yep. You'll grow some tails and I'll make you crazy and we'll raise all kinds of hell.
Naruto: And it'll be cooler than when Sasuke was controlled by the curse mark in the Forest?
Kyuubi: Not even close.

Speaking of that...

Sasuke: You seem...really attached to these arms of yours.
Zaku: Holy sh*t. Are you gonna rip off my arms?
Sasuke: What? No. I was just gonna break them.
Zaku: But you emphasized "attached" so ripping them off just would work better with your dialogue. Not to mention be way cooler.
Sasuke: You make Orochimaru proud with how messed up you are.

Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.

Itachi: Do you know why the Uchiha clan is known by all and feared by all?
Kakashi: Your androgynous apperances stir up repressed homosexual urges and feelings?
Itachi: Well that's part of it but mostly it's our Sharingan.

That's all I got for now.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Orochimaru: Kabuto, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Kabuto: Your obession with a young boy, my lord.
Orochimaru: What about Anko? And Tayuya? And the chick who's body I was using before this one?
Kabuto: Well people who read Naruto are mostly idiots so they can't possibly remember all those details my lord.
Orochimaru: True, true...now where were we. *slips out tongue*
Kabuto: *sighs and bends over* Yes Lord Orochimaru.

Third Hokage: Tsunade, you're growing into quite a woman.
Tsunade: Um...thanks Lord Hokage.
Third: Growing in certain...areas more than others.
Tsunade: You mean my chakra control powers?
Third: Sure, let's go with that.

Kyuubi: Give into your anger.
Naruto: Then I'll ge tmore powerful?
Kyuubi: Yep. You'll grow some tails and I'll make you crazy and we'll raise all kinds of hell.
Naruto: And it'll be cooler than when Sasuke was controlled by the curse mark in the Forest?
Kyuubi: Not even close.

Speaking of that...

Sasuke: You seem...really attached to these arms of yours.
Zaku: Holy sh*t. Are you gonna rip off my arms?
Sasuke: What? No. I was just gonna break them.
Zaku: But you emphasized "attached" so ripping them off just would work better with your dialogue. Not to mention be way cooler.
Sasuke: You make Orochimaru proud with how messed up you are.

Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.

Itachi: Do you know why the Uchiha clan is known by all and feared by all?
Kakashi: Your androgynous apperances stir up repressed homosexual urges and feelings?
Itachi: Well that's part of it but mostly it's our Sharingan.

That's all I got for now.

Naruto: Oh sweet Mother of God, Louie Anderson crushed my pelvis!

Anyone: "Hey, remember the days from my happy childhood? Good times."