Things Naruto chars will never say.

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Instead of fillers let actaully work out for a change if you notice naruto never works out

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.

My god there's like more than 40. Before anyone starts raising eye brows I was just browsing the site, I wasn't really reading them.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Orochimaru: Kabuto, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Kabuto: Your obession with a young boy, my lord.
Orochimaru: What about Anko? And Tayuya? And the chick who's body I was using before this one?
Kabuto: Well people who read Naruto are mostly idiots so they can't possibly remember all those details my lord.
Orochimaru: True, true...now where were we. *slips out tongue*
Kabuto: *sighs and bends over* Yes Lord Orochimaru.

Third Hokage: Tsunade, you're growing into quite a woman.
Tsunade: Um...thanks Lord Hokage.
Third: Growing in certain...areas more than others.
Tsunade: You mean my chakra control powers?
Third: Sure, let's go with that.

Kyuubi: Give into your anger.
Naruto: Then I'll ge tmore powerful?
Kyuubi: Yep. You'll grow some tails and I'll make you crazy and we'll raise all kinds of hell.
Naruto: And it'll be cooler than when Sasuke was controlled by the curse mark in the Forest?
Kyuubi: Not even close.

Speaking of that...

Sasuke: You seem...really attached to these arms of yours.
Zaku: Holy sh*t. Are you gonna rip off my arms?
Sasuke: What? No. I was just gonna break them.
Zaku: But you emphasized "attached" so ripping them off just would work better with your dialogue. Not to mention be way cooler.
Sasuke: You make Orochimaru proud with how messed up you are.

Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.

Itachi: Do you know why the Uchiha clan is known by all and feared by all?
Kakashi: Your androgynous apperances stir up repressed homosexual urges and feelings?
Itachi: Well that's part of it but mostly it's our Sharingan.

That's all I got for now.

make more please.

add some: choji, jiraya, karin, and hidan.

*Deidara: Hey Sasori can i ask you do me a favor?*
*Sasori: Sure man what you need?*
*Deidara: Can you lend me 1 of your puppets for a night?
*Sasori: Nah, sorry man Itachi already asked me the same thing 1rst
*Deidara: Aw crap..Those Puppers of youres are so sexy...
*Sasori: I know....
Dialogue: WTF!

I'd hit them. 😖hifty:

Any of them:

"Let's stop talking for five episodes and actually fight!"

Naruto dubbed: Guys, I do not 'Believe it!'

Kakashi: Sasuke~
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensai~
Kakashi: Sasuke!~
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensai!~
*Cue Guy-Lee moment*>.>

Hinata: **** YOU NARUTO!! Sakuras all I need ;p (if only T,T)

"Gaara! Kankuro! Get in here! there's a spider! over there in the corner!!!" - Temari

"Alright then, you can have the last chip" - Chouji

"You know what, i give up. F*ck that duck-butt emo. He wants to run around playing avenger, fine by me" - Naruto

"I think i'll take the day off, i earned it" - Lee/Gai

"Maybe Deidara is right about art" - Sasori
"Maybe Sasori is right about art" - Deidara

"Sh*t where the f*ck is my bug spay! Get em off me, get em off me!!!" - Shino

"You know, i'm more of a cat person" - Kiba.

Naruto: Shino, when you fart, do you make a dark cloud with your bugs to make it seem awesome....er?
Shino: ...
Naruto: Do the bugs ever make you b@lls itch like mad?
Shino: ...
Naruto: If a fly is in your soup, do you still eat it?
Shino: ...
Naruto: I'm I bugging you?
Shino: 1000 years of death!

Orochimaru: You ready?
Sasuke: I guess.
Orochimaru: One thousand years of death!
Orochimaru: tee hee
Sasuke: May I have some more?
Orochimaru: You want MOOOOOOREEE??
Orochimaru: tee hee

Sakura: Ichiraku Ramen?
Naruto: Yes!
Sakura: Let's go! 😄
*Sakura leads the way*
Naruto: (With his dong.) ONE THOUSANDS YEARS OF DEATH!
Sakura: *Fart*
Naruto: tee hee

Naruto: I'm going to be the Hokage.
Sakura: You didn't end your sentence with "Believe it!"

Naruto: Screw ninjas, im gonna find Onepiece!

Sai: Do you even have a vagina?

Any of them:

"This _________ attack is too strong for my AAAAANUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

Kabuto: Orochimaru, you look like a mix between Voldemort and Michael Jackson.

Naruto: SASUKE! WHY....why have you done all of this?! Don't you even remember me anymore.....even care about me anymore......*sad song starts and naruto goes into one of his life changing speeches* I remember when I was so alone...and no one seemed to care....and Sasuke...you always treated me like I was below you.......but slowly...YOU BECAME MY BEST FRI....

-INTERUPTION-

SASUKE: HOLLLLD IT! REEEEEEMIX!!!!

Naruto: Wha..wha...

Sasuke: SUP BEETCHES..s-wizzy here...don't play dat sheet..dat sheet ain't ballin...ya heard?

Naruto:w....huh?

Sasuke: AAAAAAAABAAAAP! AS BALLIN AS POSSIBLE! NARUTO...you aint got games.......walkin around wit cho lil beetch, and swinging yo leetle beetch a** kunai around all "HEH HEH HEH" sheet....that thing looks like...dillllllldohhhh XD!!!!..c'mon....I mean...c'mon! maybe if you have to fight someone...where you gotta..shove it up yo a** xD!!!! I MEAN c'mon!!!

Naruto: ..................

Sasuke: Hahahaha...look at dat mustache XDDDD AINT FOOLIN ME!!! Might be foolin..ANBU OPS...but not me hahahaah XDDD...sheet you aint no shinobi......see...erebody know..Uchiha clan make the best techniques 8-]...ppl sayin sasuke's copyin naruto and naruto aint coppyin anythang??? Dats boosheet! boosheet! Saying Naruto threw tons of shuriken before Sasuke?! XDDD HAVE YOU SEEN ANY EPISODE BEFORE SHIPPUDEN?!

Naruto: what's..shippuden...

Sasuke: Sasuke has Chidori and Sharingan.....Naruto tryin to copy dat sheet

Naruto: I'm..really not..I mean I..

Sasuke: Naruto knows he can't compete...if he don't have Sharingan...

Naruto: Well I wouldn't exactly go that far but ^_^;...

Sasuke:....I mean c'mon....I aint even care if you get Sakura, She sucks now....Naruto be runnin around with dat lil girl and sheet..

Naruto: Sakuras not a little girl she...

Sasuke: Everyone knows Sakura can't do sheet but ********

Naruto: O_O..................................................

Sasuke: Then we got these...fans of Neji...and his..Rotation..the neji circle? *chuckle*, We ain't doin geometry XD!!! WE TRYIN TUH PLAY SUM GAMES!

Naruto: What...games?....Sasuke are you ok....I mean I...

Sasuke: HE AINT GOT GAMES!!!!!!!!

Naruto: We've seemed to establish Neither myself nor Neji have games apparently?

Sasuke:Trying to say..he got his...Byakugan....c'mon..sheet..**** Byakugan! More like Tearigan! He always cryin all the time!

Naruto: Ok I won't like 1 that was terrible and 2 ive never seen Neji cry even once?

Sasuke: MAN Real techniques have some..fitty cent in the background or some fat joe, some BALLLLLLLLIN

Naruto: WaSn't that Jim Jones?....wait how do I know that...who's Jim Jones

Sasuke: What else he got...them..Palms...ninjas trying talk bout dat...Palm attack..64 palms.. You know what im sayin? *chuckles* That sheet is mad geh, TRUE NINJAS! TRUE NINJAS don't use dat technique or play that game, You know who plays those games? geh ninjas

Naruto: Again with the games -_-;...

Sasuke: Sasuke ALWAYS wins babeh ;D, Sasuke always wins..you can't beat Sasuke XD! That sheet is slick, have you seen Sasuke? Nice slick black, like a *makes whistling noises and waves hands* Sheet is nice ;]. See like my hair over here beetch? My hair? You like dat sheet..dat sheet is SLICK, dat sheet is black, my hair was blonde before this sheet ight?

Naruto: totally wasn't...

Sasuke: I dyed dat sheet black, know why? CAUSE THE PS TRIPLE!

Naruto: the wha..

-INTERUPTION-

Sasuke:THE CHIDORI! DAT SHEET IS MONEEEEEEY,MONEEEY, some lil fat beetch whats his name..Choji? tryin say it costs a lot?

Naruto:.............you totally mentioned some PS Triple earlier...

Sasuke: 600 dollas aint sheet to sasuke...I wipe mah *** wiff 600 dollaz...give ya 600 dollaz shut cho *** up XD...I can't bring the Sage Mode in muh caddy! I NEED TO BRING SOME HD GAMESSS when im rollin in muh caddy, how am I supposed to get some hunnies with the Sage Mode? Like say Ooh baby look at my Sage Mode, you know what they say to me? THEY LAUGH, when I show them my sharingan...hunnies get all over dis sheet..GET ALL THE HUNNIES WITH THE SHARINGAN!

-Ballin plays as Sasuke continues to rant until Naruto dies of confusion-

first person to guess who I was quoting (with a little alteration of course XD) gets a cookie :3

Originally posted by Ban Mido
Naruto: SASUKE! WHY....why have you done all of this?! Don't you even remember me anymore.....even care about me anymore......*sad song starts and naruto goes into one of his life changing speeches* I remember when I was so alone...and no one seemed to care....and Sasuke...you always treated me like I was below you.......but slowly...YOU BECAME MY BEST FRI....

-INTERUPTION-

SASUKE: HOLLLLD IT! REEEEEEMIX!!!!

Naruto: Wha..wha...

Sasuke: SUP BEETCHES..s-wizzy here...don't play dat sheet..dat sheet ain't ballin...ya heard?

Naruto:w....huh?

Sasuke: AAAAAAAABAAAAP! AS BALLIN AS POSSIBLE! NARUTO...you aint got games.......walkin around wit cho lil beetch, and swinging yo leetle beetch a** kunai around all "HEH HEH HEH" sheet....that thing looks like...dillllllldohhhh XD!!!!..c'mon....I mean...c'mon! maybe if you have to fight someone...where you gotta..shove it up yo a** xD!!!! I MEAN c'mon!!!

Naruto: ..................

Sasuke: Hahahaha...look at dat mustache XDDDD AINT FOOLIN ME!!! Might be foolin..ANBU OPS...but not me hahahaah XDDD...sheet you aint no shinobi......see...erebody know..Uchiha clan make the best techniques 8-]...ppl sayin sasuke's copyin naruto and naruto aint coppyin anythang??? Dats boosheet! boosheet! Saying Naruto threw tons of shuriken before Sasuke?! XDDD HAVE YOU SEEN ANY EPISODE BEFORE SHIPPUDEN?!

Naruto: what's..shippuden...

Sasuke: Sasuke has Chidori and Sharingan.....Naruto tryin to copy dat sheet

Naruto: I'm..really not..I mean I..

Sasuke: Naruto knows he can't compete...if he don't have Sharingan...

Naruto: Well I wouldn't exactly go that far but ^_^;...

Sasuke:....I mean c'mon....I aint even care if you get Sakura, She sucks now....Naruto be runnin around with dat lil girl and sheet..

Naruto: Sakuras not a little girl she...

Sasuke: Everyone knows Sakura can't do sheet but ********

Naruto: O_O..................................................

Sasuke: Then we got these...fans of Neji...and his..Rotation..the neji circle? *chuckle*, We ain't doin geometry XD!!! WE TRYIN TUH PLAY SUM GAMES!

Naruto: What...games?....Sasuke are you ok....I mean I...

Sasuke: HE AINT GOT GAMES!!!!!!!!

Naruto: We've seemed to establish Neither myself nor Neji have games apparently?

Sasuke:Trying to say..he got his...Byakugan....c'mon..sheet..**** Byakugan! More like Tearigan! He always cryin all the time!

Naruto: Ok I won't like 1 that was terrible and 2 ive never seen Neji cry even once?

Sasuke: MAN Real techniques have some..fitty cent in the background or some fat joe, some [B]BALLLLLLLLIN

Naruto: WaSn't that Jim Jones?....wait how do I know that...who's Jim Jones

Sasuke: What else he got...them..Palms...ninjas trying talk bout dat...Palm attack..64 palms.. You know what im sayin? *chuckles* That sheet is mad geh, TRUE NINJAS! TRUE NINJAS don't use dat technique or play that game, You know who plays those games? geh ninjas

Naruto: Again with the games -_-;...

Sasuke: Sasuke ALWAYS wins babeh ;D, Sasuke always wins..you can't beat Sasuke XD! That sheet is slick, have you seen Sasuke? Nice slick black, like a *makes whistling noises and waves hands* Sheet is nice ;]. See like my hair over here beetch? My hair? You like dat sheet..dat sheet is SLICK, dat sheet is black, my hair was blonde before this sheet ight?

Naruto: totally wasn't...

Sasuke: I dyed dat sheet black, know why? CAUSE THE PS TRIPLE!

Naruto: the wha..

-INTERUPTION-

Sasuke:THE CHIDORI! DAT SHEET IS MONEEEEEEY,MONEEEY, some lil fat beetch whats his name..Choji? tryin say it costs a lot?

Naruto:.............you totally mentioned some PS Triple earlier...

Sasuke: 600 dollas aint sheet to sasuke...I wipe mah *** wiff 600 dollaz...give ya 600 dollaz shut cho *** up XD...I can't bring the Sage Mode in muh caddy! I NEED TO BRING SOME HD GAMESSS when im rollin in muh caddy, how am I supposed to get some hunnies with the Sage Mode? Like say Ooh baby look at my Sage Mode, you know what they say to me? THEY LAUGH, when I show them my sharingan...hunnies get all over dis sheet..GET ALL THE HUNNIES WITH THE SHARINGAN!

-Ballin plays as Sasuke continues to rant until Naruto dies of confusion-

first person to guess who I was quoting (with a little alteration of course XD) gets a cookie :3 [/B]

LMAO!!!

Tsunade: Naruto you look stressed, why don't you go bowling? It sometimes helps relieve it.

Naruto: Okay then. Mind if I borrow one of your bowling balls that you tucked into your upper shirt?

Tsunade: NARUTO!!!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Tsunade: Naruto you look stressed, why don't you go bowling? It sometimes helps relieve it.

Naruto: Okay then. Mind if I borrow one of your bowling balls that you tucked into your upper shirt?

Tsunade: NARUTO!!!

Here's my version:

Tsunade: Naruto, you look stressed. Why don't you find something relaxing to do?

Naruto: K. *Motorboats Tsunade's funbags until his eyes are black and blue.

Tsunade: *Heals Naruto's face.* Seconds? awesome

Originally posted by dadudemon
Here's my version:

Tsunade: Naruto, you look stressed. Why don't you find something relaxing to do?

Naruto: K. *Motorboats Tsunade's funbags until his eyes are black and blue.

Tsunade: *Heals Naruto's face.* Seconds? awesome

...lol?