My Stand Up Comedy Act. Please judge it.

Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it? 😱 😮‍💨

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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What, the pine cone? Should I make it a carrot? 😮

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it? 😱 😮‍💨

The pine cone and the singing part is funny. 😉

is the bear giving you a BJ?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it? 😱 😮‍💨

I'll give you a pass cause you were naked at the end.13

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is the bear giving you a BJ?

Um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no? 😕

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll give you a pass cause you were naked at the end.13

i'd say go jump in a ditch, but the last part is pretty funny so...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
i'd say go jump in a ditch, but the last part is pretty funny so...

Awe, thanks JM! 😄 😊

whose JM? 😑

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
whose JM? 😑

Oh, I meant JS. 😊

*shrugs* good enough for me.

oh, and your act gets a B...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*shrugs* good enough for me.

oh, and your act gets a B...

My act gets a B? What's a B? 😕

okay... if you don't understand the grading system...

how about 7.5 over 10...?

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
okay... if you don't understand the grading system...

how about 7.5 over 10...?

That's a C. 😠

sorry! i haven't mastered U.S's grading system!

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
sorry! i haven't mastered U.S's grading system!

Then you get a D. 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no? 😕 Yesssssssss! w00t

inlove

give me a D and i'll give you an F...

What happened to the G.D.T.S.W.M.B routine? 😕