My Stand Up Comedy Act. Please judge it.

😆

I only laughed cause your TH ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it? 😱 😮‍💨

It was good, but you needed me in there somwhere.

booooooo!!!! hiisssssssssss!!!!

*Takes off shoe and claps*

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂

*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*

So, did you like it? 😱 😮‍💨

Originally posted by MR.Grum
booooooo!!!! hiisssssssssss!!!!

Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Anyways, in other news, I've finally used your likeness in my sprite comix. Look for yourself in Issue #3, A New Threat!

I'd watch it if it was a free act

We had to pay?!?!

Originally posted by Scythe
We had to pay?!?!

Originally posted by Scythe
Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Anyways, in other news, I've finally used your likeness in my sprite comix. Look for yourself in Issue #3, A New Threat!

Originally posted by Scythe
We had to pay?!?!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
excellent send it to me or something

It's not done yet. It's at 70% right now.

I like it. However it needs a penis pump. BTW, I'm referring to your act not your penis. Yes, your act needs a penis pump. 😐

Originally posted by Kram3r
I like it. However it needs a penis pump. BTW, I'm referring to your act not your penis. Yes, your act needs a penis pump. 😐

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
does this have anything to do with your latest thread?

Nope, I just think his performance could be better and big.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Nope, I just think his performance could be better and big.

That performance was disturbing 😖

Originally posted by Scythe
It's not done yet. It's at 70% right now.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
hmm you may be right

Of course, it is The Kram3r talkin'.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Of course, it is The Kram3r talkin'.