Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂*Hiker walks on stage*
Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱
*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*
And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱
*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*
So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱
*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*
So, did you like it? 😱 😮💨
Mostly not, last joke was entertaining.
Re: My Stand Up Comedy Act. Please judge it.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂*Hiker walks on stage*
Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱
*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*
And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱
*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*
So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱
*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*
So, did you like it? 😱 😮💨
No I don't, sorry.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine? 🙂*Hiker walks on stage*
Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore. 😱
*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*
And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'." 😱
*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*
So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos? 😱
*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*
So, did you like it? 😱 😮💨
Just 1 question....
Can I still call you Tiker? 😕
im doin 20 minuites at my local comedy club at amatuer night
sample of my routine:
today the family of the celebrity is almost as famous as the celebrity
take Jordan and Peter Andre for instance
every time i go to the newsagents i see a pic of the ****ers on front of some magazine with their son Harvey...hes nearly as famous as those two now
what an ugly ****er he is
i would have taken a leaf out of Michael Jacksons book ...thats one kid who face would suit a shroud
jesus
mind you i do feel sorry for him.............imagine having Peter Andre as your stepdad