List of Bands that Will Turn You Gay

hmmm I wonder if he wanted to name bands that made you ghey, NOT gay??????

oh wait how on earth can lil Kim make someone gay? and the Chairman too????

omg that guy's site is soooo sad............ sad to think that there are more and more of these people around spreading their evangelical shit.

The guy claims to be super christian but on another page endorses BitTorrent 🤨

According to that list, I'm gay as ****...

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why did Judas Priest make the list? The guy obviously took a whole bunch of bands he didn't find suitable in general and posted them up.

Elton John is listed twice, but Britney Spears is not listed once?

Originally posted by Lana
As silly as this whole thing is, I think Dresden Dolls being on the 'safe' list makes me laugh the most...apparently whoever decided that has never really listened to them 😂

What is gay about wanting a Coin-Operated Boy?

Originally posted by Marxman
What about Cyndi Lauper? Didn't she have some song about masturbating?

"She Bop."

Originally posted by Marxman
And Evanescence. I haven't even heard a song by them that's not about cutting or the sweet release of death.

That and they are openly opposed to being considered a Christian band.

Okay, some of those bands/performers I understand, they're gay. I'm not sure if I ever have heard them try to push their preference on people. But, WTF IS FRANK SINATRA DOING ON THAT LIST? Good God. And METALLICA? Was "Enter Sandman" a meaning for something else? As a Catholic, I feel it's people like [email protected] that give Moderate Christians a bad name. Frank Sinatra! I should beat the fugg out of this guy just for.......I wish I never entered this thread. 😠 😠 What a dumb fugg.

not to rain on anyone's parade, but as of the last 15 years metallica does belong on that list hehe

Originally posted by PVS
not to rain on anyone's parade, but as of the last 15 years metallica does belong on that list hehe

I think maybe the song Unforgiven 2 may have been their "transition". 😛

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That and they are openly opposed to being considered a Christian band.

k i think you guys mistaken this guy i think he means gay as happy songs and you going to be happy that these people were alive and/or still alive.

Is that what you meant if it isnt you fn stupid how the hell is depche mode or nirvana fn gay! What kinda of singers do you like fn rodeo songs?

I think the whole bunch of you are dilluted. Elton might be gay, gay and listed twice, but he kicks the pansey ass of any gay, straight, bi or transgendered uneducated **** that's posted in this thread. Not that that's the point of the thread.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I think the whole bunch of you are dilluted. Elton might be gay, gay and listed twice, but he kicks the pansey ass of any gay, straight, bi or transgendered uneducated **** that's posted in this thread. Not that that's the point of the thread.

Besides, he doesn't write his own lyrics... I don't remember a single Elton John song about him wanting to ram another dude.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Besides, he doesn't write his own lyrics... I don't remember a single Elton John song about him wanting to ram another dude.

I'm still standing (after having sex with lots of guys)
Hold me closer. Tiny (male) dancer and **** me.
Rocket Man I want your rocket in me, man.

Read between the lines, dude.

Oh, by the way, Elton is a bottom. Obviously.

*reads the list*

Wow, I must be flaming by now, then. I like 32 of the listed 81 bands...

Originally posted by FeceMan
Homos.

So this whole "homosexuality is a sin" is getting pretty fcuking ridiculous. I mean, ok, you don't approve of these bands. Their lyrics may be questionable and you'd rather your children not listen to them. But tell the truth. DMX or Ghostface Killah may promote violence or a drug life. The Doors may promote the use of psychedelics. But not many of the artists and bands on this list I can see actually influencing homosexuality, if that is even something that can be influenced.

will the Bee Gee's turn you gay?

Originally posted by Bardock42
They are all about that.

I'm still standing (after having sex with lots of guys)
Hold me closer. Tiny (male) dancer and **** me.
Rocket Man I want your rocket in me, man.

Read between the lines, dude.

Oh, by the way, Elton is a bottom. Obviously.

argue

Elton John is not a bottom.

Everything else you say is true.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
will the Bee Gee's turn you gay?

They won't turn you gay, but they might make your recessive gay gene start to disco.

ok....stayin' alive!!!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Elton John is not a bottom.

Then the other guy must be extremely gay.