This one time at band camp...

Originally posted by ToMacco
Dude, I just read your profile.

Team America's "He's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer."

I never thought it was funny until I just read that. I love it, brother 😂

Hahaha, yeah dude, that line's comedy gold, I love it.

Originally posted by BackFire
He hangs around in the secret gay-deviant forum with PVS, myself and Bardock. He'll deny it, though, he's still kinda in the closet, but the things he does....wooooooboy.

PVS isn't that like and STD or something?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC

You know who I am? Should I be alarmed or flattered??

I don't know, but definitely not alarmed.

I know you just from Rou mentioning you.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I don't know, but definitely not alarmed.

I know you just from Rou mentioning you.

-AC

And me. He remembers the things I told him I want to do to you, Femme. First he laughed, then he cried, then...well, then he just continued crying because they were so demonic and horrendous (Sexy).

And Femme, he isn't being charming.

He really does want to do things to you that probably would cause trauma if said aloud.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I don't know, but definitely not alarmed.

I know you just from Rou mentioning you.

-AC

Really now? What does Rou Rou say about me?eyes

Originally posted by BackFire
And me. He remembers the things I told him I want to do to you, Femme. First he laughed, then he cried, then...well, then he just continued crying because they were so demonic and horrendous (Sexy).

Yeah sweetie you showed me pictures of what you want.

What has happened to my perfectly innocent band camp thread? sly

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
And Femme, he isn't being charming.

He really does want to do things to you that probably would cause trauma if said aloud.

-AC

I unfortunately know.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really now? What does Rou Rou say about me?eyes

Yeah sweetie you showed me pictures of what you want.

And it hasn't resulted in those actions occuring to me. What gives?

Originally posted by silver_tears
What has happened to my perfectly innocent band camp thread? sly

I know, I came in and saw all this talk of

Spoiler:
sex

Originally posted by Mišt
I know, I came in and saw all this talk of

Spoiler:
sex

cry

Did you rinse your beautiful blue eyes out with soap? cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really now? What does Rou Rou say about me?eyes

Just that you're her friend, we haven't spoke in a while, which I must rectify, but not much else than that.

This was before you two were in love, you know, haha.

-AC

Originally posted by Mišt
I know, I came in and saw all this talk of

Spoiler:
sex

cry

It's not sex, the acts are too profoundly hellish and mentally draining to even be considered sexual.

They would be fun, though. For me. But the other person would learn to love it, because they'd have to. If they didn't they'd live a life of unredeaming sadness and emptiness, that is, until I filled them.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you rinse your beautiful blue eyes out with soap? cry

Yes but the images still burn in my mind cry

Originally posted by Mišt
Yes but the images still burn in my mind cry

You should be used to the burn by now. laughcry

Originally posted by BackFire
And it hasn't resulted in those actions occuring to me. What gives?

I can't stretch that far..........yet.ermmcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Just that you're her friend, we haven't spoke in a while, which I must rectify, but not much else than that.

This was before you two were in love, you know, haha.

-AC

Really she did? I love her.😍

So why talk now in this thread?

one time at band camp

i got assaulted by irene ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
What has happened to my perfectly innocent band camp thread? sly

The boys did it.weep

American Pie was just on the USA channel.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So why talk now in this thread?

I'm not sure what you're asking.

-AC