This one time at band camp...

Started by Puzzle13 pages

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why would you do that at a band camp, Puzzle? A bit sad isn't it?

-AC

Yes. sad

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I know, and I know.

Congratulations.

-AC

Who told you?oh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who told you?oh

That you're getting "married"? I'm Alpha Centauri, KMC's favourite. I've been around these parts a while, I do read posts, haha.

-AC

SO you're stalking one of us?hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
SO you're stalking one of us?hmm

Rou is one of the people I know best on this entire forum and outside of it, so I have no reason to stalk her, you entirely crazy lady.

You...on the other hand...

(Nah, I just read posts)

-AC

Thats cool Jen is the best and her hands are so warm and soft.in_love

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats cool Jen is the best and her hands are so warm and soft.in_love

Her hands are warm cause she touches herself ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Her hands are warm cause she touches herself ermm

I help with that.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats cool Jen is the best and her hands are so warm and soft.in_love

They are indeed.

But seriously, let's be friends.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
They are indeed.

But seriously, let's be friends.

-AC

Okay we're friends.😂

*Punches the air*

'Ave itttt.

So, what the deal be? You come here often?

-AC

This is my first time in this part of the forum. I think I've seen you around though like in the music forum and such.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This is my first time in this part of the forum. I think I've seen you around though like in the music forum and such.

He hangs around in the secret gay-deviant forum with PVS, myself and Bardock. He'll deny it, though, he's still kinda in the closet, but the things he does....wooooooboy.

Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC

Mr. Anderson?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC

I am rather large, aren't I?

😂

Originally posted by BackFire
I am rather large, aren't I?

Yeah, you're a fat boy on a see-food diet.

What? You are. You're a rotund idiot, like some kind of human manatee but less good looking.

Sometimes I think: "Am I going too far here?", then I remember it's you and feel the urge to somehow orchestrate a mass demeaning onslaught.

-AC

Originally posted by BackFire
I am rather large, aren't I?

Dude, I just read your profile.

Team America's "He's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer."

I never thought it was funny until I just read that. I love it, brother 😂

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, you're a fat boy on a see-food diet.

What? You are. You're a rotund idiot, like some kind of human manatee but less good looking.

Sometimes I think: "Am I going too far here?", then I remember it's you and feel the urge to somehow orchestrate a mass demeaning onslaught.

-AC

The more you demean me, the more you turn me on, and the more likely your ass will loosen by the turn of the hour. And don't let the fact that I'm half way across the earth comfort you, I have powers, and I will use them to rape you so deep that your soul will get messy.