Batman vs. Deadpool

Started by Alfheim7 pages
Originally posted by marvelprince
Pretty unlikely to happen though. I don't see Bruce blowing up some guy like. Normally he doesn't even carry a heavy arsenal like that anyway. No flash bang is gonna blow Wade to bits

Part of Batmans standard equipment is explosives. Im sure a well placed explosive could knock out DP long enough.

Originally posted by Decay
i doubt you could say anyone is by far a better fighter than deadpool. to say that your knowlege of him would have to be lacking. the way he suckers wolverine into making mistakes,

Yeah but every now and then Wolverine acts like an amateur

Originally posted by Decay

he easily took out a guy who was the greatest martial artist on 5 continents.

I dunno that means hes good but it doesnt mean hes one of the best. If you read Batman comics and see the level of detail of his fighting knowledge you will see its superior. Batman also knows how to use Chi and can even use it to defend againt strikes to the body. I dont think Dp's knowledge is that in-depth.

Bats was fighting this guy and used this chi move to defend himself. The guy was so shocked because only several people in the world were able to do it.

WAIT A SEC! BATS HAS KI MANIPULATION!? 😑 Are you serious?

Somehwat yeah.

Also the way be always dissapears on people is through mentally projecting his will for them to not see him.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Deadpool.

1- Batman is one of the greatest fighter, but Deadpool is in the league of Wolverine and Captain America. So he is supposed to be, in theory, better, if we consider that Wolverine master all the art martial styles on earth.

2- If Batman is in the same class, he will fall on the ground too tired of punching that guy. Deadpool willl regenerate after each damage.

3- Batman will be so annoyed of Deadpool and is fuc*in' mouth that he will just flew away, lol

I agree with this. Deadpools regeneration is waaaay better than Wolverine too. Dude can have his head blown off and a minute later he'd be cracking jokes again. It happen twice in the second Cable vs Deadpool comic.

BUT if Bats gets prep, he takes it by comming up with some outragous plan and defeats Wade.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
I agree with this. Deadpools regeneration is waaaay better than Wolverine too. Dude can have his head blown off and a minute later he'd be cracking jokes again. It happen twice in the second Cable vs Deadpool comic.

BUT if Bats gets prep, he takes it by comming up with some outragous plan and defeats Wade.

Getting his head blown off would be a KO.
Batman doesn't have kill him, just knock him out.
He doesn't need an outrageous plan, Batman can more than crush a skull with a blow from his hand.

Originally posted by Juntai
Getting his head blown off would be a KO.
Batman doesn't have kill him, just knock him out.
He doesn't need an outrageous plan, Batman can crush a skull with a blow.

Oh. This isn't to the death? Sorry. 😮

Well, in that case, Batman takes it. Wade has stealth but I'm pretty sure it's not Batman level. Batman can sneak up on him and use on of those granades of his.

Or electric Batrands to the head.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Oh. This isn't to the death? Sorry. 😮

Well, in that case, Batman takes it. Wade has stealth but I'm pretty sure it's not Batman level. Batman can sneak up on him and use on of those granades of his.

Or electric Batrands to the head.

Well I wouldn't make it sound like a landslide like that, I was just making a point about how the battle system works, characters don't need to kill eachother to win. People often as if Batman needed to blow him to bits and mail his parts across the galaxy for a win - and that there was no way he could do that, because he's pretty good himself with his healing ability.

Batman has lost to people of Wade's calibre, but at the same time, he's whopped up on guys leagues above him.

Batman has the ability to defeat wade.

How often out of ten?
That's all opinion.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
WAIT A SEC! BATS HAS KI MANIPULATION!? 😑 Are you serious?

Yes, people have chi maniuplation in the real world. It just depends on how well you can meditate.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Part of Batmans standard equipment is explosives. Im sure a well placed explosive could knock out DP long enough.

I doubt that. Wade blew himself you before with his own grenade and weas still conscious

Originally posted by Alfheim
Yeah but every now and then Wolverine acts like an amateur

If it was only one time I'd give this to you but they've fought multiple occasions. Each time Wade either had a clear advantage or was at the very least keeping up.

Originally posted by Alfheim
I dunno that means hes good but it doesnt mean hes one of the best. If you read Batman comics and see the level of detail of his fighting knowledge you will see its superior. Batman also knows how to use Chi and can even use it to defend againt strikes to the body. I dont think Dp's knowledge is that in-depth.

I don't anyone is saying that he's the best. Point is that he's good enough to hang in there and his healing factor is good enough to keep him going.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Bats was fighting this guy and used this chi move to defend himself. The guy was so shocked [B]because only several people in the world were able to do it. [/B]

Um. Thats great for Bruce an all but what does that really have to do with this fight?

Originally posted by marvelprince
I doubt that. Wade blew himself you before with his own grenade and weas still conscious

Er...say that again.

Originally posted by marvelprince

If it was only one time I'd give this to you but they've fought multiple occasions. Each time Wade either had a clear advantage or was at the very least keeping up.

Ugh! Wolverine is an inconsistent character hes supposed to be one of the best fighters but even against other people he acts like an amateur.

Originally posted by marvelprince

I don't anyone is saying that he's the best. Point is that he's good enough to hang in there and his healing factor is good enough to keep him going.

Ok.

Originally posted by marvelprince

Um. Thats great for Bruce an all but what does that really have to do with this fight?

*sigh* Bro Chi is advanced martial arts. You dont get it from punching bags or sparring you need to have intense concentration. It shows Bats in-depth knowldege of martial arts.

in LODK Shaman storyline teenage Batman unconciously deploys bio chi to vaporise live ammunition

Blind Justice saga Bruces healing factor is revealed,
Chu Chin Li would set all his students against Bruce then shoot him full of holes naturally Bruces Biology evolved

[David Cain put Cass through simmillar exercises, he'd come home from "buisiness" , Cass would come running, smiling Cain would draw his weapon/s and shoot her [shoulder, centre chest, legs, arms waist prior to training ....time and time again ]

The Bottom Line: Batman like Shiva and Batgirl aquired a healing factor through advanced physical education.

Bruce a "qualified" Surgeon [sat out the xam] with detailed knowledge of anatomy allied with a sophisticated weapons arsenal takes the majority

Originally posted by don't shiv
in LODK Shaman storyline teenage Batman unconciously deploys bio chi to vaporise live ammunition

Blind Justice saga Bruces healing factor is revealed,
Chu Chin Li would set all his students against Bruce then shoot him full of holes naturally Bruces Biology evolved

[David Cain put Cass through simmillar exercises, he'd come home from "buisiness" , Cass would come running, smiling Cain would draw his weapon/s and shoot her [shoulder, centre chest, legs, arms waist prior to training ....time and time again ]

The Bottom Line: Batman like Shiva and Batgirl aquired a healing factor through advanced physical education.

Bruce a "qualified" Surgeon [sat out the xam] with detailed knowledge of anatomy allied with a sophisticated weapons arsenal takes the majority

Wait, wait....Bruce can heal from bullet wounds? Is this canon?

Originally posted by don't shiv
in LODK Shaman storyline teenage Batman unconciously deploys bio chi to vaporise live ammunition

Blind Justice saga Bruces healing factor is revealed,
Chu Chin Li would set all his students against Bruce then shoot him full of holes naturally Bruces Biology evolved

[David Cain put Cass through simmillar exercises, he'd come home from "buisiness" , Cass would come running, smiling Cain would draw his weapon/s and shoot her [shoulder, centre chest, legs, arms waist prior to training ....time and time again ]

The Bottom Line: Batman like Shiva and Batgirl aquired a healing factor through advanced physical education.

Bruce a "qualified" Surgeon [sat out the xam] with detailed knowledge of anatomy allied with a sophisticated weapons arsenal takes the majority

What ever happened to all that "Batman is a normal guy superhero" routine?

Your telling me he has mystic powers? lol

I think everyone is forgetting a few things;

1. Deadpool has eaten rockets before with no ill effect.

Deadpool: "Is that an RPG in your pants, Bruce, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. Deadpool is a GREAT martial artist. He's kept up with Wolverine on multiple occasions, Iron Fist on at least two occasions, and has owned up on the Taskmaster. While his arms and legs were cuffed. Is he as good as Batman? Probably not, but he's plenty good enough to keep up.

3. Deadpool has EVERY advantage in this fight. He's stronger, faster, and more durable. Partially thanks to Weapon X treatments, partially thanks to his healing factor (which was given to him by Weapon X, so I guess that would mean it's ALL thanks to weapon X, but I digress...)

Wade would defeat Batman in hand to hand. He'd defeat Batman with weapons. He'd defeat Batman is HE were going at it hand to hand, and BRUCE had weapons.

With gadgets? Well, there is the fun part. We get to assume how his healing factor would combat nerve agents/knock out gas/liquid nitrogen/etc.

Deadpool ftw.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Er...say that again.

😂 Sorry. Obviously I still needed some coffee. I meant to say that Batman's grenades won't do much as Wade has blown himself up before with his own grenade and retained consciousness

Originally posted by Alfheim
Ugh! Wolverine is an inconsistent character hes supposed to be one of the best fighters but even against other people he acts like an amateur.

I agree he can be inconsistent but you're gonna chalk up every fight against Deadpool to his inconsistent showing? How about the times Wade has hung around with Black Panther, Iron Fist and Daredevil?

Originally posted by Alfheim
*sigh* Bro Chi is advanced martial arts. You dont get it from punching bags or sparring you need to have intense concentration. It shows Bats in-depth knowldege of martial arts.

I understand that, but I never disputed Batman's mastery of the martial arts so I don't know why you would bring that up. Again to reinterate, Bruce is superior to Deadpool in pure martial arts skill. My point is that he's not superior enough to make a difference. Wade has very high skills, his physical attributes are higher than Batman's so he's faster stronger more agil etc, and his healing factor means that practically anything Batman can dish out he can take.

Originally posted by marvelprince
😂 Sorry. Obviously I still needed some coffee. I meant to say that Batman's grenades won't do much as Wade has blown himself up before with his own grenade and retained consciousness

Meh that might have been done just for laughs. What bits of his body werent blown off?

At any rate blades dont do as much damage as explosives. The cat temporaily put down DP with his swords. That can be explained because he is a MA expert, therefore explosives in the hands of an MA will serioulsy **** DP up.

Originally posted by marvelprince

I agree he can be inconsistent but you're gonna chalk up every fight against Deadpool to his inconsistent showing? How about the times Wade has hung around with Black Panther, Iron Fist and Daredevil?

Ok nuff said.

Originally posted by marvelprince

I understand that, but I never disputed Batman's mastery of the martial arts so I don't know why you would bring that up. Again to reinterate, Bruce is superior to Deadpool in pure martial arts skill. My point is that he's not superior enough to make a difference.

Meh.

Originally posted by marvelprince

Wade has very high skills, his physical attributes are higher than Batman's so he's faster stronger more agil etc, and his healing factor means that practically anything Batman can dish out he can take.

Are you sure DP is stronger? Bats has some impressive strength feats. Bats has kicked down a tree before and if you look at his other feats you could put him at a ton strength.

I dont know if Dp is more agile. Is DP supposed to be enhanced if so The Cat isn't and look what he did to DP.

DP wouldn't last 15 secs against Batman *nuffsaid*

Spite, everywhere, Spite....

DP vs Batman.....

LT vs Batman ok but DP 🤨

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
DP wouldn't last 15 secs against Batman *nuffsaid*

Spite, everywhere, Spite....

DP vs Batman.....

LT vs Batman ok but DP 🤨

God I hope you're kidding....