*sniff* smell that...?I smell sparabeth victory

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*sniff* smell that...?I smell sparabeth victory

http://www.zizzle.com/V13/products/product-pirates-comic-sotd.html

look who comes in a two pack.....

what?!?! WOAH!!! Brilliant!!!! thanks for posting this, sweetheart. double your pirates, double your fun!

that is great i wsh i could read the comic book though i want to know what happens.

A victory Indeed crybaby
Interesting pics I have never seen them before thank you. 🙂

I have the comic and the action figures. I'll post the transcript to it soon!

cool thanks

Okay here it is!!

Note: This is taking place during DMC, BUT the comic is 2007 :]

"The Haunting of Jack Sparrow"

'Somewhere at sea aboard the Black Pearl, Captain Jack Sparrow has awoken from a troubled sleep to make a shocking discovery!'

'knock knock' (Jack is in his bed, hiding under the covers. He's half skeleton again)

Elizabeth: Jack? Jack, it's Elizabeth -- are you awake?

Jack: No! I most certainly am not awake! I'm currently in a very, very deep sleep and must not be disturbed!

Elizabeth: The Pearl's headed for rough weather Jack. You're needed on deck to help batten down the hatches.

Jack: No! It's my spine! I'm having trouble with it, you see? All of my bones actually.

Elizabeth: But your crew needs it's Captain!

Jack: Keep your distance love! My condition might be contagious!

Elizabeth: Fine! Stay in bed!

(Elizabeth slams the door)
(Jack sees the necklace around her neck)

Jack: The necklace...

Elizabeth O.S: I'll just get the ship prepared myself!

Jack: That bauble I gave to Elizabeth is part of the Pelegostos treasure. Just like my dagger. They must be cursed! Clearly I shouldn't have 'borrowed' them during my brief reign as the Pelegotos' chief. Who knew they'd make me all bony -- just like that Aztec gold once did! I'd better get rid of said cursed artifacts and hope that makes me fleshy once more.

(Deck of the BP)

Elizabeth: Haul those sheets in mates. Make fast the top gallants!

(Jack comes up behind her)

Jack to himself: I have to be sneaky about this. If Elizabeth finds out I 'borrowed' that necklace for her, she's likely to be even more angry with me than usual.

(Jack coming closer behind her)

Jack to himself: Just a little bit closer...

(Elizabeth sees him and smacks him, thinking he's a scurvy skeleton)

Elizabeth: Don't you dare!

Jack: LIFF! So much for the sneaky approach.

(The crew sees Jack as a skeleton, but they don't recognize him)

Jack: Don't be hasty mates. If you'll just give me a moment to explain...

Pintel: It's one of Barbossa's cursed skeleton crew. And he's cleverly disguised himself as our Captain!

Crew member: I thought they were all back to normal?

Crew member 2: Barbossa's monkey is still a skeleton. Maybe he's a BIG monkey!

Elizabeth: Get him!

Jack running: Explain, I'm trying to explain!

(Elizabeth uses her sword on Jack and he flies into the air!)

Elizabeth: Explain it to the point of my sword, your scurvy skeleton!

Jack: EYAHHHHH!!!

Jack: Pintel, Ragetti. Have a little sympathy. You were once cursed.

Pintel: Being cursed don't make you sympathetic.

Ragetti: Mostly it just makes you itchy all over.

Jack to himself: Wait a minute! I'm not just some scurvy skeleton.

Pintel: We've got him now!

Jack to himself I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. And it's high time I started acting like it!

Ragetti: He doesn't seem to know we've got him.

Jack to Elizabeth: I want that necklace you're wearing my bonnie lass!

Elizabeth: Try to take it, you scurvy skeleton!

Jack: So I shall. And stop calling me that!

(Jack gets her necklace and proceeds to throw it overboard)

Pintel: He's swinging overboad!

Ragetti: I'd leave too if she called me scurvy all the time.

Jack: Not quite overboard mate.

(Jack throws the necklace and dagger out the window and into the sea)

Jack: But overboard is exactly where these rotten things are going.

*soon...*

(Back in Jack's cabin, Elizabeth enters, Jack is back to normal)

Elizabeth: Jack!

Jack: Right here -- in the *flesh* I am very happy to say.

Elizabeth: A skeletal pirate got on board and stole my necklace.

Jack: That's the problem with fancy jewels -- you're constantly worried about losing them. They're really sort of a curse -- don't you think?

END

Wow, what I would do with those two action figures if I had them. Anyone seen Spaceballs? "Your helmet is SOOO big."

Jack called her his bonnie lass aww lol thank again!

Originally posted by jackismyboo
Jack called her his bonnie lass aww lol thank again!

LOL that's one of the first things I noticed when I read the comic. Instead of saying she's just any bonnie lass like he has been saying, he says she's his bonnie lass...God I love Sparrabeth LOL

It's even better with pictures 😍 😍

Thanks a lot luddagurl. 🙂 I wish I can hear Jack call her my bonni lass in AWE. That would be priceless.

It looks like the Capt of the FD has been confirmed 😄

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=ZIZ00211C

Zizzle has released a Pirates At World's End series 3, and one of the figures is somewhat a spoiler...Guess who? The one and only
Captain Will Turner.

Avast! Johnny Depp's masterful portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow spawned a trilogy of films, the third of which is Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. This case of Action Figures includes 24 individually packaged characters with accessories, including: 1x Desert Jack Sparrow with mini crabs, 2x Captain Barbossa, 1x Hadras Flying Dutchman Pirate, 1x Davy Jones with Removable Tentacles, 2x Flying Dutchman Captain Will Turner, 1x Lord Beckett, 2x Singapore Warrior Elizabeth Swann, 2x Jack Sparrow 3. (Subject to change.) Each figure is designed to be compatible with 4-inch scale vehicles and playsets.

lol yes 😄 but they could´ve written CAPTAIN jack sparrow as well 🙁

this thread is my new fav hangout. i am laughing so hard. that comic sounded brilliant... and the helmet line from spaceballs.... HAHAHAHAHAHA oh gee...

how many assholes do we got on this ship anyway? lol

I shouldn't be the only one raising my hand to sailorleo's question! clap

That comic is funny. I don't think I've heard Jack use that much exposition in both movies combined!

I SMELL RUMMMMMMM!! 😂

yeah, there's been a whole lot of drinking, but as long as he recognizes she's his bonny lass, it's all good.

how many assholes do we got on this ship anyway? lol

I guess that makes me @$$hole # 2

No one is an ******* 🙂