Re: *sniff* smell that...?I smell sparabeth victory
Originally posted by sailorleo
http://www.zizzle.com/V13/products/product-pirates-comic-sotd.htmllook who comes in a two pack.....
I love it...all the hints and clues are there, my fellow Sparrabethers....for months we've disected all the clues and stuff from the two movies..and now as we approach the premeire of AWE we are getting more clues/hints from Disney....
Sparrow and Swann in a pack together...
Will and Davy as a pack..LOL
and..let us not forget....Mickey Mouse is Jack Sparrow and Minnie Mouse is Elizabeth Swann...there is no other couple as sweet as Mickey and Minnie for DISney...and they are portrayed as Jack and Lizzie...LOVE IT>
Re: *sniff* smell that...?I smell sparabeth victory
Originally posted by sailorleo
http://www.zizzle.com/V13/products/product-pirates-comic-sotd.htmllook who comes in a two pack.....
thanks for starting this thread Sailorleo....It's my new favorite thread..and it makes me soooo Happy 💃
Originally posted by ludagurl3d
Okay here it is!!Note: This is taking place during DMC, BUT the comic is 2007 :]
"The Haunting of Jack Sparrow"
'Somewhere at sea aboard the Black Pearl, Captain Jack Sparrow has awoken from a troubled sleep to make a shocking discovery!'
'knock knock' (Jack is in his bed, hiding under the covers. He's half skeleton again)
Elizabeth: Jack? Jack, it's Elizabeth -- are you awake?
Jack: No! I most certainly am not awake! I'm currently in a very, very deep sleep and must not be disturbed!
Elizabeth: The Pearl's headed for rough weather Jack. You're needed on deck to help batten down the hatches.
Jack: No! It's my spine! I'm having trouble with it, you see? All of my bones actually.
Elizabeth: But your crew needs it's Captain!
Jack: Keep your distance love! My condition might be contagious!
Elizabeth: Fine! Stay in bed!
(Elizabeth slams the door)
(Jack sees the necklace around her neck)Jack: The necklace...
Elizabeth O.S: I'll just get the ship prepared myself!
Jack: That bauble I gave to Elizabeth is part of the Pelegostos treasure. Just like my dagger. They must be cursed! Clearly I shouldn't have 'borrowed' them during my brief reign as the Pelegotos' chief. Who knew they'd make me all bony -- just like that Aztec gold once did! I'd better get rid of said cursed artifacts and hope that makes me fleshy once more.
(Deck of the BP)
Elizabeth: Haul those sheets in mates. Make fast the top gallants!
(Jack comes up behind her)
Jack to himself: I have to be sneaky about this. If Elizabeth finds out I 'borrowed' that necklace for her, she's likely to be even more angry with me than usual.
(Jack coming closer behind her)
Jack to himself: Just a little bit closer...
(Elizabeth sees him and smacks him, thinking he's a scurvy skeleton)
Elizabeth: Don't you dare!
Jack: LIFF! So much for the sneaky approach.
(The crew sees Jack as a skeleton, but they don't recognize him)
Jack: Don't be hasty mates. If you'll just give me a moment to explain...
Pintel: It's one of Barbossa's cursed skeleton crew. And he's cleverly disguised himself as our Captain!
Crew member: I thought they were all back to normal?
Crew member 2: Barbossa's monkey is still a skeleton. Maybe he's a BIG monkey!
Elizabeth: Get him!
Jack running: Explain, I'm trying to explain!
(Elizabeth uses her sword on Jack and he flies into the air!)
Elizabeth: Explain it to the point of my sword, your scurvy skeleton!
Jack: EYAHHHHH!!!
Jack: Pintel, Ragetti. Have a little sympathy. You were once cursed.
Pintel: Being cursed don't make you sympathetic.
Ragetti: Mostly it just makes you itchy all over.
Jack to himself: Wait a minute! I'm not just some scurvy skeleton.
Pintel: We've got him now!
Jack to himself I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. And it's high time I started acting like it!
Ragetti: He doesn't seem to know we've got him.
Jack to Elizabeth: I want that necklace you're wearing my bonnie lass!
Elizabeth: Try to take it, you scurvy skeleton!
Jack: So I shall. And stop calling me that!
(Jack gets her necklace and proceeds to throw it overboard)
Pintel: He's swinging overboad!
Ragetti: I'd leave too if she called me scurvy all the time.
Jack: Not quite overboard mate.
(Jack throws the necklace and dagger out the window and into the sea)
Jack: But overboard is exactly where these rotten things are going.
*soon...*
(Back in Jack's cabin, Elizabeth enters, Jack is back to normal)
Elizabeth: Jack!
Jack: Right here -- in the *flesh* I am very happy to say.
Elizabeth: A skeletal pirate got on board and stole my necklace.
Jack: That's the problem with fancy jewels -- you're constantly worried about losing them. They're really sort of a curse -- don't you think?
END
this would be sooo cute to see played out with the actors...I love it how Jack calls her His Bonny Lass.....not Will's, Not Norrington's...HIS....
and I love how he doesn't want her to find out he "borrowed" the necklace HE gave to HER>......
Drinks all around mates...and make it RUM......cheers
Hey, has anyone asked TnT if this is canon or not? 😉 Oh wait...I believe what they've said about comics and books is that if it isn't in the movie, it isn't considered canon. 😉
The writer may be a Sparrobether, or they may have just needed a positively weak plot point in order to make Jack cursed again. 😛 I've hated all these Pirates comics, although this one is not as bad as the one with Gibbs being turned to stone or whatever. 😛
Originally posted by willofthewispnonono...that was aimed at T Maria.....wow....sorry...she said she wanted one.....
Kate: I just made them up trying to be funny. I've never opened a POTC Valentine card box.Sailorleo: I'm not ignoring you, hon. I just don't want a Muppet banner even though your artwork is fantastic and I'm a Muppet fan. You ought to make someone a Muppet Treasure Island banner.
Originally posted by Surreal_44
Hey, has anyone asked TnT if this is canon or not? 😉 Oh wait...I believe what they've said about comics and books is that if it isn't in the movie, it isn't considered canon. 😉The writer may be a Sparrobether, or they may have just needed a positively weak plot point in order to make Jack cursed again. 😛 I've hated all these Pirates comics, although this one is not as bad as the one with Gibbs being turned to stone or whatever. 😛
yeah...chill out ...surreal....we are just having some fun....I know that the comics are different from the real movie...but again...it does validate how everyone (except a few exceptions) loves Jack and Liz...