Wolverine Vs. 8,000,000 Grizly bears · Comic Book 'Versus' Forum

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Originally posted by DigiMark007
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Wolverine wins with ease. If the bears can't beat the Colts they sure as hell can't beat Wolverine.

Tha C-Master Zitz! Rash! Pimple!

Originally posted by capt it up
it's ok..................."comes up with secert plot to destroy c-master"

This was a funny one from Tricksterpriest in the games forum, he thought I was serious (sorry priest I just think it's still funny)... 🙂

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Ok, that's it. I'm leaving this part of the forum. And I'm not coming back for a month or so. It's obvious the fanboyism and stupidity has reached insane levels.
I'm seriously hoping you're kidding. Because if you're not, you are the biggest RETARD in the forum. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT THE TDS EVEN BEGINS TO COMPARE TO THANOS OR SILVER SURFER LEVELS OF POWER, LET ALONE TOAA. AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, YOU ARE A BRAIN DAMAGED, MONKEY SPAWNED, SHIT-FACED, LITTLE DUMBSHIT. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE STUPIDITY IN THIS PART OF THE FORUM. EVEN THE HULK FANBOYS IN COMIC VS. ARE REDICULED FOR THE IDIOTS THEY ARE.
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I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS ****ING CRAP ANYMORE! you can all go to hell. ALL OF THE DOA AND NG FANBOYS HAVE PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST TIME. *flips the bird*
I sincerely hope you are kidding, C-master. Because I had respect for you. If you are kidding, disregard most of this post. 😛 IF NOT, TAKE IT AS MY LAST WORD FOR A MONTH. Either way, I'm done for awhile. It's useless to argue with brain damaged fools. 👇
P.s. None of this reflects on the reasonable posters like Darkstorm, Remulous and others. I'm fairly sure you guys agree with me and are as disgusted with this as I am. I apologize if I impugned any of you. As for the fanboys, kiss my ass.

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

Originally posted by capt it up
so now fish are>> capt and black widow and a sentinal and so on

Low showings vs high showings. Wolverine slaying hundreds and/or thousands of Hand Ninjas just proves they suck. They can't even smother him with their bodies. What a bunch of failures.

capt it up Senior Member

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Low showings vs high showings. Wolverine slaying hundreds and/or thousands of Hand Ninjas just proves they suck. They can't even smother him with their bodies. What a bunch of failures.

becuase they lose to wolverine now there failures? Yup show me never to listen to your opinion on a thread concerning wolverine

Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

.....Wouldn't Wolverine be buried in a pile of bodies?I would think thatsa mild inconvenience.....unless Wolverine likes being covered in sweaty bear ballsack.

capt it up Senior Member

Originally posted by Martian_mind
.....Wouldn't Wolverine be buried in a pile of bodies?I would think thatsa mild inconvenience.....unless Wolverine likes being covered in sweaty bear ballsack.

wolverine a mand who can dodge bullets can not dodge a falling bear?

Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

.......it's not about dodging,he swipes one,it falls down,he swipes another and another until they're all dead....if he was in the middle of them he'd be surrounded by a mountain of corpses after 1000 bears.

capt it up Senior Member

Originally posted by Martian_mind
.......it's not about dodging,he swipes one,it falls down,he swipes another and another until they're all dead....if he was in the middle of them he'd be surrounded by a mountain of corpses after 1000 bears.

He fight on the corpeses however you are right he can not win if they all fought him however due to the design of the thread if they fought in character the bears would battle eachother untill there was only one left.

Board Walker Senior Member

If Wolverine can beat a million T-Rex's, then he could be 8 million bears.

Metalmanx Illuminati Founder

Originally posted by masterbruce
um no he wouldn't. he'd lose...very badly and painfully.
He can take maybe 3 - 5 grizzlies at once. 10 of them would maul him to death. 50 could feed perpetually on him, so every time he regenerates, another bear would eat it.
8 million bears!!!!!
this is an awful spite against Logan. he does not deserve such a fate.

Actually, Wolverine would win. While 8,000,000 Grizzly bears is QUITE the amarda for most combatants, Wolverine pretty much has the tools to take them out quickly--his low-level superhuman abilities, the unbreakable skeleton, the claws, and, of course, the healing factor. It would take him several months, probably several years, but he'd eventually clear it. As soon as he gets his killing momentum going, it's pretty much over the bears.

Originally posted by masterbruce
You wolverine haters are sad, pathetic bunch. Where's your leader, Metalmanx?

Yes. I am the mighty monarch of the Wolverine Haters. How did you ever guess my secret identity? 🙄

Honestly, MB? It's just sad now. 🙁

Trolt Senior Member

Grizzly Bears are scarier than zombies!!

1v1...though who'd win between an angry kodiak grizzly vs a hungry zombie?

jinzin Senior Member

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'm starting to believe that people either have a hard time interpreting things here or that they purposely misinterpret what I say to be frustrating.
I said, "It's not a stealth mission" to imply that they wouldn't be so far apart to the question of them facing him. What was so hard about that.

what's hard about that is that no one question them facing him.. I asked why he'd be instantly surrounded? why wouldn't they all be coming from one side?
the only other part that you could have responded to there was in reference to the hand feat.. otherwise it just seems like a nonsensical out of place comment.. that's what's so hard about that.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Not wrong at all..

wrong again.. and still wrong...

if those were the only reasons that heroes beat up on the hand then what happened to all those others I mentioned the hand taking it to wouldn't have happened.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
And they did... Humans are capable of hurting people like Elecktra, but when characters get in large numbers they have a tendency to perform much less well. Even Heroes like Cap perform significantly better when they are alone. 😬

no.. they didn't... are you even paying attention here?
captain america didn't win.. captain america and wolverine won
shadow cat definitely didn't win... shadowcat and wolverine and psylocke won
the sentinal lost period
the new avengers were getting pressed back, they didn't win,iron man's repulsors won.
yukio would have straight up died until she was saved
hell a bunch of hand ninja nearly got the best of sabretooth once.

and while heroe's may perform better when alone, that really has no bearing on this debate about the hand being jobbers so i fail to see why you brought that up.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
And they're both still jobbers, your point of saying that the hand aren't the foot would be just like me saying that hand aren't the bears. Which is funny because I wasn't the one who brought it up in the first place.

you're still great as misdirection I'll give you that...

the hand aren't the foot.. they're >>> the foot.
the hand aren't the bears... they're>>>>the bears...
that's how this all started.. even if they ARE jobbers they're still >>>>lethal than the bears. 😬
so the jobbing argument is nonsense really.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
How is it irrelevant if my point was on the damage that they inflict? I wasn't the one who brought up the seperate point to begin with, and I never am. My point was simply (like you agree) was that he simply couldn't do it. You brought up the hand ninjas in an example first.

uhh you ARE the one who brought up the elk actually. so that's that.

and you're point seemed to allude to something more akin to wolverine's bean beaten by an elk.. but a thousand ninjas don't make him strain, which isn't entirely accurate and hence irrelivant... no one is arguing that wolverine would get hurt here.. everyone knows he would so arguing something damaging logan really doesn't bring anything into this debate.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
There was.

there was? really?

so you think a grizzly is more formidible than a hand ninja?

well when i see a couple dozen grizzly's bring down an omega level sentinal maybe we'll have something to CONTEST here.. 🙄

jinzin Senior Member

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Why would I say Logan was jobbing? 😕
1. He did damage him.

a pin prick can "damage" him.. does that mean anything in this debate?

no... 😐

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
2. The time wasn't specified in the trainig session how long he had been out. My point was simply that he could damage him. This is why I hate featwars. But as long as we all agree that Logan cannot beat the 8,000,000 bears, I am fine. 🙂

It didn't have to be.. wolverine beat a guy at peak human levels in a dead sprint who had a head start to the jeep only a few hundred feet away. Either wolverine can teleport, or he wasn't out.

No, you hate featwars because featwars make wolverine look like he's = with spiderman.. 😂

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

Originally posted by capt it up
becuase they lose to wolverine now there failures? Yup show me never to listen to your opinion on a thread concerning wolverine

No. Not because it's Wolverine. It's because they can't swarm a moderately street-level character to death.

Originally posted by capt it up
He fight on the corpeses however you are right he can not win if they all fought him however due to the design of the thread if they fought in character the bears would battle eachother untill there was only one left.

Wouldn't they just smack each other a little then run away until they were spread out over hundreds of millions of miles?

Every show I've seen involving bears portrays them at being very non-confrontational and mutually prefer not to fight unless protecting cubs or surprised. Though, appearing shoulder to shoulder with a half dozen bears might be quite a shock for them. A bunch would get trampled.

qqqqqqq Senior Member

where do they fight?

Tha C-Master Zitz! Rash! Pimple!

Originally posted by jinzin
what's hard about that is that no one question them facing him..

Originally posted by jinzin
I asked why he'd be instantly surrounded?

And you are still as misguided as ever, you still leave your posts open to misinterpretation quite often. It is practice in an argument to be direct and precise and your direction is often misdirected.

Originally posted by jinzin
why wouldn't they all be coming from one side?

You seemed to have a problem with him being in close quarters to them and even then would it really matter? Logic dictates that he would be surrounded quite quickly or facing a solid surface with nowhere to move, it makes it harder for him in some aspects. 😬

Originally posted by jinzin
the only other part that you could have responded to there was in reference to the hand feat..

Actually there were several “points” I could have responded to, and I did. Just because you don’t like when someone goes down on your posts doesn’t mean they won’t.

Originally posted by jinzin
otherwise it just seems like a nonsensical out of place comment.. that's what's so hard about that.

What’s so hard about it is that people in this forum seem to have a hard time comprehending things so I am saying, which is why I am constantly forced to rehash and rehash it because:

A: They have issues with basic reading skills and points of connection. Or…

B: They intentionally misinterpret things to be frustrating. Or…

C: They misinterpret it for their own benefit.

I think with you it’s usually a mixture of the three, particularly C.

Originally posted by jinzin
wrong again.. and still wrong...

No I’m quite right actually, it’s just that you don’t want to see that. And never will.

Originally posted by jinzin
if those were the only reasons that heroes beat up on the hand then what happened to all those others I mentioned the hand taking it to wouldn't have happened.

Do you understand what plot devices or PIS are? Why do you even bother using something as evidence, and then when I explain why it’s bad evidence, use evidence contradicting it which only hurts your own damned argument? Do you like owning yourself? This is what I mean below…

Originally posted by jinzin
no.. they didn't... are you even paying attention here?
captain america didn't win.. captain america and wolverine won
shadow cat definitely didn't win... shadowcat and wolverine and psylocke won
the sentinal lost period
the new avengers were getting pressed back, they didn't win,iron man's repulsors won.
yukio would have straight up died until she was saved
hell a bunch of hand ninja nearly got the best of sabretooth once.

So applying this to your logic that Sabretooth is a more vicious Wolverine, why the hell can’t they beat Wolverine? Either your evidence is very circumstancial, and/or it’s because it’s all PIS in the first place and you just want to keep the bad evidence in the field.

Originally posted by jinzin
and while heroe's may perform better when alone,

And villains.

Originally posted by jinzin
that really has no bearing on this debate about the hand being jobbers so i fail to see why you brought that up.

You fail to see many things, in great numbers characters perform less well and tend to job to give everyone a chance. Hand ninjas like bullets are there to make the character look good and not much more. Why the hell can’t thousands of armed man do anything to a street leveler? It doesn’t make sense and is a poor example to use, period.

Originally posted by jinzin
you're still great as misdirection I'll give you that...

You’re still bad at logic and connecting points S with P, so I’ll have to help you again so you can misinterpret it…. Again.

Originally posted by jinzin
the hand aren't the foot.. they're >>> the foot.

But not all foot, and they both still job. Some of S is P.

Originally posted by jinzin
the hand aren't the bears... they're>>>>the bears...

But not while they are jobbing. None of S is P.

Originally posted by jinzin
that's how this all started.. even if they ARE jobbers they're still >>>>lethal than the bears. 😬

Well at least you admit they are jobbers now, which unfortunately throws your argument out of the water since we arguing by KMC rules, something that you always seem to forget.
Since none of S is P in one example and some of it is in another, it makes the statements contradictory and therefore out of place. You can’t say that something is absolutely not something and then say that some of it is later on. Keep up.

Originally posted by jinzin
so the jobbing argument is nonsense really.

Well by looking above it seems your logic is. *snicker *

Originally posted by jinzin
uhh you ARE the one who brought up the elk actually. so that's that.

In response to your favorite tactic or bringing up a feat war with bad examples, so that’s that.

Originally posted by jinzin
and you're point seemed to allude to something more akin to wolverine's bean beaten by an elk.. but a thousand ninjas don't make him strain,

Says something about those ninjas doesn’t it? 😆

Originally posted by jinzin
which isn't entirely accurate and hence irrelivant... no one is arguing that wolverine would get hurt here.. everyone knows he would so arguing something damaging logan really doesn't bring anything into this debate.

It does in an argument about whether he can win or not… *sigh * it almost hurts.

Originally posted by jinzin
there was? really?

Yes.

Originally posted by jinzin
so you think a grizzly is more formidible than a hand ninja?

Yes, I’d say even a hot pop tart is more formidable. 🙂

Originally posted by jinzin
well when i see a couple dozen grizzly's bring down an omega level sentinal maybe we'll have something to CONTEST here.. 🙄

Well thank you for proving my previous two points and now owning yourself, you saved me having to do it for you.

Originally posted by jinzin
a pin prick can "damage" him.. does that mean anything in this debate?
no...

I would bring up the difference between damage and pain and hurt and never endings, etc. But that would get misinterpreted too. 🙄

Originally posted by jinzin
It didn't have to be.. wolverine beat a guy at peak human levels in a dead sprint who had a head start to the jeep only a few hundred feet away. Either wolverine can teleport, or he wasn't out.

Or you can’t specify the time so you’ll choose the optimal one anyways. Who keeps bringing up “knocked out” anyways, it seems to pop up like “Spiderman” when the Wolverine Supporters are backed against a wall.

Originally posted by jinzin
No, you hate featwars because featwars make wolverine look like he's = with spiderman..

I think you just explained why you love them. We all know Spiderman mopped the floor with the Xmen before in this and the Ultimate universe right? 😉

Anyone knows I hate featwars because they are stupid circular arguments that can be countered so easily because it’s based off of comics inconsistency and no logic. A beat B, so B beat C, C is tougher than a, but I’ll neglect it and use it anyways. They are used by fanboys like the word “Spiderman” is used by them when they are losing because they don’t want to use anything else and neglect the forum rules of PIS CIS. It won’t change anyways, because people like bad logic.

I also notice you are always the first person to get offensive in your posts and complain about it later, don’t be a hypocrite please, I was perfectly civil with you. 😬

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

There is no inverse grizzly bear law, as far as I'm aware.

qqqqqqq Senior Member

8million for christ sake how can wolvie even move when 8million bears are around him??